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07-06-2016, 08:59 AM
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There's no place like 127.0.0.1
Your mama is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body
I set my password to 'incorrect'. Now if I type it wrong, it tells me "Your password is incorrect". Never have to worry again!
I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.
I could tell you a TCP joke, but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it.
I tell users to set their password to < slang for male anatomy >, so when they try to change it, the system tells them it isn't long enough.
There's no place like ::1 (The IPv6 version)
I know a great IPv6 joke... but I don't think you're ready...
There are 101 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, those who don't, and then there are those who love a tertiary joke.
Ø's are data too.
A Local Area Network in Australia... is a LAN Down Under
Keyboard not found. Press ENTER to continue.
11 Cheers for Binary!
If someone steals a Tesla, is it then called an Edison?
You should never anthropomorphise computers. They hate it when you do that!
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because the can't C#
If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. Ther rest of them will write Perl programs.
There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
You're more forgetful than a short-term DHCP lease!
A programmer is going to the grocery store. His spouse tells him, "Buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen."
So he goes to the store, buys everything, and returns.
Spouse gets very angry and yells "Why did you get 13 gallons of milk?"
The programmer says "There were eggs!"
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramen to
When asked why, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
Five routers walk into a bar. Who gets the car keys?
The Designated Router.
I have read and understood the license agreement.
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
Your mama is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body
I set my password to 'incorrect'. Now if I type it wrong, it tells me "Your password is incorrect". Never have to worry again!
I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.
I could tell you a TCP joke, but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it.
I tell users to set their password to < slang for male anatomy >, so when they try to change it, the system tells them it isn't long enough.
There's no place like ::1 (The IPv6 version)
I know a great IPv6 joke... but I don't think you're ready...
There are 101 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, those who don't, and then there are those who love a tertiary joke.
Ø's are data too.
A Local Area Network in Australia... is a LAN Down Under
Keyboard not found. Press ENTER to continue.
11 Cheers for Binary!
If someone steals a Tesla, is it then called an Edison?
You should never anthropomorphise computers. They hate it when you do that!
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because the can't C#
If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. Ther rest of them will write Perl programs.
There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
You're more forgetful than a short-term DHCP lease!
A programmer is going to the grocery store. His spouse tells him, "Buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen."
So he goes to the store, buys everything, and returns.
Spouse gets very angry and yells "Why did you get 13 gallons of milk?"
The programmer says "There were eggs!"
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramen to
When asked why, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
Five routers walk into a bar. Who gets the car keys?
The Designated Router.
I have read and understood the license agreement.