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NQ6U
03-14-2016, 09:37 AM
“Sure, I knew you could.”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXDFwpewTfg

I want a camo outfit which accentuates my love handles and man boobs just like the one he's wearing. Also, huge badges.

KC2SYK
03-14-2016, 10:17 AM
The Central Aid Agency is a Non Profit structured organization whose purpose is two fold. Our first goal is to be active in community service, and to help those in need. Our second and long-term goal is to develop a globally deployable force of disaster responders, missionaries, humanitarian aid workers, and peace keepers. We are always looking for new members and are open to any Christian looking to make a difference.


http://www.centralaidagency.org/

These guys are litterally brownshirts. https://i.imgur.com/HnYCkFh.jpg

W5BRM
03-14-2016, 11:19 AM
Peacekeepers? Gungungungunsssssss

Wonder if if they'd get mad if i donated a pallet of water pistols?

K4PIH
03-14-2016, 11:35 AM
I think this guy is a disgrace to the Whacker label.

Is this bunch aligned with AAmRon or whatever they are, the American Redoubt?

This is the kind of slob you might find in an airport or burger joint trying to get the military discount. Stolen Valor type.

KG4CGC
03-14-2016, 03:01 PM
Kilt Lifter is a type of lager, right?

NA4BH
03-14-2016, 04:07 PM
He said the radio comes with a battery, WOW.

WZ7U
03-14-2016, 04:50 PM
I love Jesus too but this is a bit creepy. Quite a bit actually

K4PIH
03-14-2016, 10:23 PM
I'm a member of the KISS army!

W3WN
03-15-2016, 11:24 AM
No, I wouldn't call him a Whacker. That would be a major insult to Whackers.

I can think of more than a few other things to call him. And his organization.

NQ6U
03-15-2016, 11:43 AM
No, I wouldn't call him a Whacker. [...] I can think of more than a few other things to call him. [...]

Whacker extraordinaire, as French amateur radio operators would say.

kb2vxa
03-15-2016, 12:09 PM
Commander Bendover Bowow Rapid Respiration Tit Suckt her Twice? That's where I stopped the video to avoid vomiting on my keyboard, it's a bitch to clean. I'm sorry I got that far, eye bleach is hard on the eyes.

"This is the kind of slob you might find in an airport or burger joint trying to get the military discount. Stolen Valor type."
More like a Walmartian without the Walmart or perhaps People Of Walmart Phase 2.

You reminded me of one of those types I had the misfortune to know and avoided like the plague. He wore a dirty surplus uniform from the Vietnam era and claimed to be a veteran, although he never saw a minute of service, using it to con people who took pity on "a disabled vet". He was begging for beer money. I called him the belching swine because on his off days he sat in front of the TV drinking, laughing and belching until noon when he passed out. Then later he came to and continued until late evening when he passed out for the night. To make matters worse he peed all over the bathroom floor, the stink was so bad in summer with the windows open I could smell it out in the street. I was friends with the lady downstairs, worse yet it ran down into her kitchen below, I'm so glad I didn't live there! The good ending to a nightmare is you wake up, the good ending to this one was the neighborhood eyesore was demolished and replaced by new houses with decent people living in them. A few years later I heard it through the grapevine, unsurprisingly the belching swine drank himself to death but just where I don't know.

N2CHX
03-19-2016, 11:18 PM
I love the conditional clause in their "Impartiality" statement.

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Riiight. Apparently that list of "sinful lifestyles" does not include having so little self-control that you probably won't make it to age 35 without becoming irreversibly diabetic.

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I'll bet it does, however, include anyone who engages in buttsecks or muffdiving.

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Surely Biblical passages like Proverbs 23:2, I Corinthians 3:16-17, 6:19, 9:27 and others aren't about healthy eating and exercise habits, because if they were, these guys would all be be buff. Wouldn't they? Well? WOULDN'T THEY?

Of course they would. Right?

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Someone give this boy a knife.

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WX7P
03-20-2016, 08:26 AM
These guys are all little boys playing Army.

Are any of them over 25?

W3WN
03-20-2016, 10:41 AM
< snip >
Someone give this boy a knife.What did that poor knife ever do to deserve such a fate?:roll:

KG4NEL
03-21-2016, 08:59 PM
Looks like a whole bunch of people forgot the first rule of Zombieland.

Cardio.

K6CPO
03-22-2016, 12:53 PM
Couldn't pass the US Military psych profile...

N8YX
03-22-2016, 01:48 PM
Couldn't pass the US Military psych profile...

All of them look like they couldn't pass a Golden Corral buffet, either.

NQ6U
03-22-2016, 02:50 PM
All of them look like they couldn't pass a Golden Corral buffet, either.

Hah!

K4PIH
03-22-2016, 04:10 PM
All of them look like they couldn't pass a Golden Corral buffet, either.

That's where they hold their monthly meetings!

KC2KFC
03-23-2016, 04:13 AM
First word that popped in my head after viewing the website; WACKOS!

kb2crk
03-23-2016, 08:06 AM
F'n nut jobs.....