Now THERE'S a sale I can't pass up....

[K9CCH]

LOL



When you hear heavy breathing and moaning over the PA system at the store, either an employee is really excited to announce there’s a sale on dishwasher detergent or someone is playing porn for everyone to hear.




http://consumerist.com/2015/10/15/woman-shopping-at-target-with-her-kids-shocked-to-hear-porn-playing-over-store-pa-system/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialflow



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvGBQ9bev2k

[NA4BH]

Or you could Catch this sale (http://mashable.com/2015/10/15/walmart-stocks-gun-counter-with-lube/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial#TcED.MeZXEql)

[K9CCH]

I saw that!!! Thats frickin hilarious....

[KG4CGC]

Bob knows his lube.

[NA4BH]

What's funny, I went to a place I used to work yesterday and was telling them about the Walmart thing. As I was leaving I saw a can of this

http://www.hisltd.co.uk/images/GunScrubberDegreaser-super.jpg

[NQ6U]

Yeah, but is it condom-safe?

[suddenseer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kU0XCVey_U


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kU0XCVey_U

[K7SGJ]

Yeah, but is it condom-safe?

This really is getting to be a condemnation, isn't it?

[NQ6U]

This really is getting to be a condemnation, isn't it?

I told you that you shouldn't have moved to that condom-inium.

[K7SGJ]

Must have been all those condom mints.

[NA4BH]

Would you be living in condom nation? That would be a stretch.

[suddenseer]

It will take more than a prophylactic measure to keep you out of the rubber room.

[kb2crk]

Now we are stretching the condom jokes a bit.... Aren't we?

[K7SGJ]

Please, just don't rubber the wrong way.

[kb2vxa]

In Condom Nation the Condom Minium is the abode of midgets. Don't rubber the wrong way, she'll kick you in the ankle.

"Now we are stretching the condom jokes a bit.... Aren't we?"
Why not? They snap back.

[kb2crk]

In Condom Nation the Condom Minium is the abode of midgets. Don't rubber the wrong way, she'll kick you in the ankle.

"Now we are stretching the condom jokes a bit.... Aren't we?"
Why not? They snap back.

Not always,,,,, Sometimes they break.... But that does take a lot of stretching..........
Now lets bounce back into the stretch...

[W3WN]

Are you sure you're not ending the condom japes prematurely? Imagine if someone suddenly bursts into the thread!

Not everyone on the Island has yet been thrust into the discussion. (And remember, it's the pelvic thrust that drives you insane...)

[kb2vxa]

What are condom japes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGj1smf-_vc

[W3WN]

What are condom japes?
I'll explain as soon as I get a spurt of inspiration.

Oh, wait, let me rephrase that; it just kind of suddenly came out...

[K4PIH]

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I was fired from a crap job at JM Fields department stores for playing Chuck Berry's My Ding A Ling on one of the record players. It was in the small appliance section where I worked, briefly.

[NQ6U]

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I was fired from a crap job at JM Fields department stores for playing Chuck Berry's My Ding A Ling on one of the record players. It was in the small appliance section where I worked, briefly.

It could have been worse. You could have played this one (NSFW):


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJPrRaXU4U0

[suddenseer]

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I was fired from a crap job at JM Fields department stores for playing Chuck Berry's My Ding A Ling on one of the record players. It was in the small appliance section where I worked, briefly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiKu3c8pTz0

[KØWVM]

Or how about the Two Live Crew music tape compilation an Airman at my first training base assignment after Basic (near Denver, Colorado in 1993) played over the base PA system... Outside... Playing some very explicit songs loud and proud because she thought it was only for the lobby. The music played across the lobby speakers, but little did she know that they were also going across the base PA speakers until a very angry Master Sergeant called her from the base Command Post (basically 24 hour main hub operations for the base) screaming at her to turn that music off. As this was initially occurring, a 2 Star General (base commander) stormed into the Command Post and chewed out the vice base commander, group commander and on down the line until the Master Sergeant, who got lit up by the Colonel (after the Colonel was yelled at by the General) thinking it was coming from there.

Well, the only other place was were she was sitting in the reception lobby of the HQ building at the 24 hour op's desk and during a time after normal work hours. Let's just say she didn't work at that desk from that point on...

[KG4CGC]

Or how about the Two Live Crew music tape compilation an Airman at my first training base assignment after Basic (near Denver, Colorado in 1993) played over the base PA system... Outside... Playing some very explicit songs loud and proud because she thought it was only for the lobby. The music played across the lobby speakers, but little did she know that they were also going across the base PA speakers until a very angry Master Sergeant called her from the base Command Post (basically 24 hour main hub operations for the base) screaming at her to turn that music off. As this was initially occurring, a 2 Star General (base commander) stormed into the Command Post and chewed out the vice base commander, group commander and on down the line until the Master Sergeant, who got lit up by the Colonel (after the Colonel was yelled at by the General) thinking it was coming from there.

Well, the only other place was were she was sitting in the reception lobby of the HQ building at the 24 hour op's desk and during a time after normal work hours. Let's just say she didn't work at that desk from that point on...

Now that, is a story I'd like to see explained with illustrations.

[KØWVM]

Now that, is a story I'd like to see explained with illustrations.

From what I was told it happened about a year before I got there. Some of those that remember said it was comedy gold hearing it echo all across Air Force Installation.

[W3WN]

Or how about the Two Live Crew music tape compilation an Airman at my first training base assignment after Basic (near Denver, Colorado in 1993) played over the base PA system... Outside... Playing some very explicit songs loud and proud because she thought it was only for the lobby. The music played across the lobby speakers, but little did she know that they were also going across the base PA speakers until a very angry Master Sergeant called her from the base Command Post (basically 24 hour main hub operations for the base) screaming at her to turn that music off. As this was initially occurring, a 2 Star General (base commander) stormed into the Command Post and chewed out the vice base commander, group commander and on down the line until the Master Sergeant, who got lit up by the Colonel (after the Colonel was yelled at by the General) thinking it was coming from there.

Well, the only other place was were she was sitting in the reception lobby of the HQ building at the 24 hour op's desk and during a time after normal work hours. Let's just say she didn't work at that desk from that point on...Let's see them adapt THIS incident for an upcoming episode of NCIS!

[KØWVM]

Let's see them adapt THIS incident for an upcoming episode of NCIS!

The only thing with the General ripping into the lower ranking officers would be some of the scenes from TV series JAG where Admiral Chegwidden gets right up into the faces of his JAG officers and yells at them.

[W3WN]

The only thing with the General ripping into the lower ranking officers would be some of the scenes from TV series JAG where Admiral Chegwidden gets right up into the faces of his JAG officers and yells at them.
Yes, but JAG is off the air, and Chegwidden is retired.

That said...

NCIS is investigating a death. Someone took a video of an officer chewing out a subordinate... You get the idea...

[KG4NEL]

Could have been NWA...

[K9CCH]

well I must say, I'm disappointed in you all. the condom jokes were quite entertaining.

[WØTKX]

Nilsson's tune sums it all up quite well.

[NQ6U]

well I must say, I'm disappointed in you all. the condom jokes were quite entertaining.

I'm so sorry we didn't live up to your expectations.

[WØTKX]

Listen to the Nilsson tune, condom boyeee. :evil: