Russian Professional Trolls

[K4PIH]

Not some guy named Igor under a bridge. Makes me wonder how much of this goes on stateside.

http://tech.slashdot.org/story/15/03/27/1245202/how-professional-russian-trolls-operate

[N8YX]

Trolls of any nationality - including the Russian type - should be kicked squarely in the nyets when they foist their balderdash upon forum members.

Of course, in ex-Soviet Russia Internet trolls YOU.

[W3WN]

Nah, I don't think so, Comrade.

Glorious Father Russia would never do such a thing. Must be another falsehood against the great President Vladimir Putin from those weakling American Imperialist capitalist pig dogs.

[K7SGJ]

Meh. The only Russian of interest to me is

13771

She can really smack your balls around.

[K4PIH]

Da, is Amrikan running lackey dogs twisting words of great Vlad. Soon new leader Teodor Kruz will get things right.

[K4PIH]

I was thinking along the lines of one JEF. Seems he is plying the trade on the other site, along with a plethora of others.

[N8YX]

I was thinking along the lines of one JEF. Seems he is plying the trade on the other site, along with a plethora of others.

Pegged that one squarely, you did.

And the old "How do I mod my (insert_ham_rig_here) for Maritime/MARS/CAP/TEOTWAWKI/OMGWTFBBQCB usage?" threads were ALWAYS good for a hoot.

[W3WN]

Meh. The only Russian of interest to me is

13771

She can really smack your balls around.
Speak for yourself. I prefer Lana:
13774

Just be wary, considering who her client is... Rusev, Hero of the Russian Federation (even though he's from Bulgaria...go figure... )
13775

[W3WN]

I was thinking along the lines of one JEF. Seems he is plying the trade on the other site, along with a plethora of others.Oh, him?

Another American imperialist dog doing the bidding of his Soviet Communist Russian masters. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. Your mother was a hamster, and your father... smelled of elderberries!

[K7SGJ]

You will notice there are no giants to deal with along side Maria Sharapova. A real plus, however, she's another one that won't return my calls. Maybe I should shift gears and give Svetlana Kapanina a jingle. I'd love to go flying with her.

13777

Seems odd (as opposed to even), Russian Women used to bring this to mind

13778

[K4PIH]

Da, I kill chicken with axe. Boil with potato (or potatoe) then ve sexy time! Put flag my head, do for mother russia.

[K4PIH]

Or this! 13780

[K7SGJ]

Da, I kill chicken with axe. Boil with potato (or potatoe) then ve sexy time! Put flag my head, and light it on fire, do for mother russia.

There, fixed it for you.

[K4PIH]

You are a fine upstanding rat bastid sir! Hat's off to you.


There, fixed it for you.

[K7SGJ]

You are a fine upstanding rat bastid sir! Hat's off to you.


There are many who would disagree with the fine upstanding part, but be in full agreement on the rest.

[n2ize]

I am sure we have plenty of our own propagandists. One that comes to mind is an organization called "Faux News". I suspect that once the US starts arming Ukraina with lethal force then it will be okay for Russia to start penly arming the separatists. Perhaps it will only be a matter of a short time before we have the long dreaded nuclear war.

[WØTKX]

Oh no. The main propagandists are The Smirking Chimp, The Daily Show, etc.

Maddow, let's not forget her commie leanings. Fercripessakesman!

[K0RGR]

I don't know - I sure see some people over on the Zed who leap to the defense of Russia at any hint of a stain on the glorious republic's character, and some who quote pretty regularly from Russian sources. And it's not usually the 'libtards', either.

[NQ6U]

Or this! 13780

Da, Tovarish, spy in red dress have pair of Fearless Leaders! Ve go look for Moose and Squirrel now.

[WX7P]

I didn't know Paul was Russian...

[NQ6U]

I didn't know Paul was Russian...

Paul not Russian. Paul is putz.

[K7SGJ]

Paul not Russian. Paul is putz.

From that the little country on the NNE by SSW border with Russia? I think it is called Putzakhstan.

[W5BRM]

Or this! 13780

Id like to find HER squirrel!!

[K4PIH]

You get Moose Natasha, Boris get Squirrel!
Id like to find HER squirrel!!

[ka4dpo]

You are kidding me of course, no comrade?

[K4PIH]

No problem mr. Bond. My shoe knife will slice your shins like salami, yes no? Or just slice your salami.

[KG4CGC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WH94ikvtEM#t=19

[ka4dpo]

No problem mr. Bond. My shoe knife will slice your shins like salami, yes no? Or just slice your salami.

We must find a faster acting venom for shoe knife.

[n2ize]

Id like to find HER squirrel!!

You are too late comrade. I have already found it. I will leave it for you to find her moose.

[n2ize]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WH94ikvtEM#t=19

Reminds me of when i visited Russia. they have youunder surveillance 24/7 and they tell you straight they will shoot you if you show the slightest disagreement or contempt for repressive Russian rule or for Stalin-ism. And if you are from the western world (aka USM) and you mess with any Soviet women you wiil be shot. Needless to say I took the next flight back to the free world. landed in Florida. Not what I would call the "free world" but light years better than Russia.

[ka4dpo]

Meh. The only Russian of interest to me is

13771

She can really smack your balls around.

She can smack mine any time she wants.