The Gun Also Waltzes

[n2ize]

The gun as a musical instrument.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QtM7X0xYN8#t=43

[KK4AMI]

Not quite the caliber of "The 1812 Overture"

[K7SGJ]

Not quite the caliber of "The 1812 Overture"


I think this one is called "The 1911 Overture".

[N8YX]

Needs more GAU-8 on bass.

[NQ6U]

You of all people should know that is not a waltz.

[NA4BH]

You of all people should know that is not a waltz.

Gavotte are you talking about?

[KG4CGC]

Gavotte are you talking about?

Joquelotte.

[NA4BH]

Chocolate?

[NA4BH]

Or you talking about jock itch?

[n2ize]

Jockeitchelotte.

[n2ize]

You of all people should know that is not a waltz.

It depends on the number of bullets. :)

[W7XF]

My nuts itch.

[n0iu]

My nuts itch.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/027/150/info-meter.png

[ka4dpo]

The pistol is a Smith and Wesson M&P 22. That looks like a really good load/unload drill but you need to be careful. So can you do a waltz with 12 rounds?

[n2ize]

The pistol is a Smith and Wesson M&P 22. That looks like a really good load/unload drill but you need to be careful. So can you do a waltz with 12 rounds?

If you shoot in 3/4 time.

[N7YA]

We no longer care about the video or the gun used...we are on to PUNS! :-D

[NA4BH]

We are locked and loaded.

[suddenseer]

Those who prefer the 3/4 time signature are not the same caliber that this video is.

[NQ6U]

If you shoot in 3/4 time.

It ain't in 3/4 time. It's more like a standard eight-bar blues progression.

[K7SGJ]

It ain't in 3/4 time. It's more like a standard eight-bar blues progression.


And will leave you a SHELL of your former self.

[NQ6U]

And will leave you a SHELL of your former self.

You'll be ejected and find yourself with nothing left to do but read a magazine.

[NA4BH]

I would bolt before that could happen.

[NQ6U]

I would bolt before that could happen.

Boy, talk about your stock replies. You're a real barrel of laughs.

[NA4BH]

Boy, talk about your stock replies. You're a real barrel of laughs.

Look out, you're about to hit some trigger words and then you'll have to muzzle me.

[K7SGJ]

If my wife talked like you two, I'd have to silencer.

[NA4BH]

Would you have to primer before you silencer?

[W7XF]

I'll just go thru the revolver door and get the hammer.

[K7SGJ]

Would you have to primer before you silencer?

I tried but she pistol over the place.

[NA4BH]

I tried but she pistol over the place.

Did you remember to recoil the hose after you cleaned up?

[K7SGJ]

Did you remember to recoil the hose after you cleaned up?

No, I just sent her to her chamber and rifled through her drawers.

[NA4BH]

No, I just sent her to her chamber and rifled through her drawers.

Ah, the 'Ol Wad Cutter.

[K7SGJ]

I'm going to bed, I'm shot.

CUL

[NQ6U]

I'm going to bed, I'm shot.

CUL

Your brass is spent?

[NA4BH]

I guess he took a powder.

[K7SGJ]

Although I had my sights set on going to bed and reading awhile, I thought I would scope this out one last time. I see I've become the butt of your jokes.

[NA4BH]

You reloaded and are back.

[NQ6U]

I'm sorry, I just don't have the headspace for any more gun puns tonight so I'm going to muzzle it and retire to my chamber.

[N7YA]

Its become a bore, i am not of pun caliber tonight either.