Texas First

[N2NH]

To get the big "E" as in Elimination.

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[NQ6U]

Houston next, then Colorado.

[K7SGJ]

Why is it that no one ever comments on the record of the New River Rats baseball team? They may be in the cellar, but where else would you expect to find them?

[XE1/N5AL]

If they would just redraw the national border, to give Texas back to Mexico, then the Rangers could play in the Mexican Baseball League. With a win-loss record of .387, the Rangers would be marginally ahead of the Broncos of Reynosa (.375), and just a little behind the Olmecas of Tabasco (.414).

[NQ6U]

If they would just redraw the national border, to give Texas back to Mexico, then the Rangers could play in the Mexican Baseball League. With a win-loss record of .387, the Rangers would be marginally ahead of the Broncos of Reynosa (.375), and just a little behind the Olmecas of Tabasco (.414).

I've suggesting that for years. Mexico could call it Baja Oklahoma. Unfortunately, they don't want it—too many gabachos loco.

[N2NH]

The two worst teams
That you can see,
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Deep in da Harta Texass...