View Full Version : wave a rubber pecker in PA = jail
W2NAP
08-30-2014, 11:01 AM
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/08/27/teen-charged-in-rubber-penis-waving-incident/
Skyler Connor, 18, of New Derry, is facing a disorderly conduct charge for waving a rubber penis at passing motorists.
of all the things, a rubber pecker
When rubber penises are outlawed, only outlaws will have rubber penises.
K7SGJ
08-30-2014, 11:32 AM
You can have my rubber penis when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
But if you wanna walk a naked man as a dog, noooo problemo?
NSFW - you've been warned.
A female witness told deputies that the female suspect “had a leash tied to a male,” who was wearing a hood and appeared to have his feet and ankles bound... Geardello and Deyell live in Washington, Pennsylvania, about 30 miles from Wheeling.
Link also NSFW - Walking the Dog (https://forums.hamisland.net/showthread.php/28051-Walking-the-Dog-%28NSFW!%29)
You can have my rubber penis when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
God, guts and rubber penises made America free.
K7SGJ
08-30-2014, 12:01 PM
God, guts and rubber penises made America free.
Wasn't it Paul Revere that rode thru town, alerting the townsfolk "The penisis are coming, the penisis are coming"? Or was it peni?
Wasn't it Paul Revere that rode thru town, alerting the townsfolk "The penisis are coming, the penisis are coming"? Or was it peni?
No, I think he was shouting "Register communists, not rubber penises".
K7SGJ
08-30-2014, 12:08 PM
You are correct. I was thinking of David Farragut's famous quote, "Damn the penises, full speed, a, head"
Then there was Nathan Hale's "I regret that I have only one rubber penis to give for my country."
AC8KF WALT
08-30-2014, 03:18 PM
he did it for the children.
he did it for the children.
A well regulated porn industry, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear rubber penises, shall not be infringed.
W5BRM
08-30-2014, 03:39 PM
"Four score and seven penises ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new dildo, conceived in perversion, and dedicated to the proposition that all fake penises are created of rubber."
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the rubber penises of patriots and tyrants.
—Thomas Jefferson
W5BRM
08-30-2014, 05:06 PM
This is one small step for a man's penis, one giant leap for mankind.
This is one small step for a man's penis, one giant leap erection for mankind.
Fixed that for you.
W5BRM
08-30-2014, 05:41 PM
Fixed that for you.
Thanks. That slipped by me like it was lubed with KY
:rofl: :rofl:
Thanks. That slipped by me like it was lubed with KY
:rofl: :rofl:
Hey, us truck drivers gotta stick together. Ignorance loves company, after all.
W2NAP
08-30-2014, 08:03 PM
Fixed that for you.
erect more then 4 hours see doctor?
K7SGJ
08-30-2014, 08:04 PM
Ask not for whom the rubber penis waves, it waves for thee.
KC2UGV
08-30-2014, 08:12 PM
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/08/27/teen-charged-in-rubber-penis-waving-incident/
Skyler Connor, 18, of New Derry, is facing a disorderly conduct charge for waving a rubber penis at passing motorists.
of all the things, a rubber pecker
Same thing happens if you are a journalist, who used a dildo-microphone to interview people.
http://i.imgur.com/IiDuTnr.png
K7SGJ
08-30-2014, 09:08 PM
https://forums.hamisland.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=12984&stc=1
Walk softly and carry a big rubber penis.
Reports of my rubber penis have been greatly exaggerated.
—Samuel Clemens
W5BRM
08-30-2014, 09:25 PM
The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but a rubber penis. - Albert Einstein
Try not to become a rubber penis of success, but rather try to become a rubber penis of value. - Albert Einstein
You guys. Really.
Quit being dicks.
[cue: rimshot]
K7SGJ
08-30-2014, 10:29 PM
My fellow Americans, ask not, what your rubber penis can do for you, ask what you can do for your rubber penis. JFK
Blessed are the rubber penises, for they shall be called the dildo of God.
—Jesus of Nazareth
K7SGJ
08-30-2014, 10:40 PM
My Mama always said, "life was like a box rubber penises; you never know what you're gonna get". Forrest Gump
W5BRM
08-30-2014, 10:49 PM
"I love the smell of rubber penis in the morning...Smells like victory." - KILGORE - Apocalypse Now
K7SGJ
08-30-2014, 10:52 PM
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a rubber penis." Rhett Butler
Leave the gun. Take the rubber penis.
—Peter Clemenza, The Godfather
K7SGJ
08-30-2014, 10:59 PM
Penis, Rubber Penis. 007
W5BRM
08-30-2014, 11:04 PM
"No new Rubber Penis" George HW Bush
K7SGJ
08-30-2014, 11:09 PM
"Hey Rocky, you want to see me pull a rubber penis out of my hat?" B. Moose
I've fallen on my rubber penis and I can't get up.
K7SGJ
08-30-2014, 11:17 PM
Give me your tired, your poor, your rubber penis.
It's the new Ronco Dick-o-Matic! It slices, it dices, it makes rubber penises and mounds of cole slaw!
W5BRM
08-30-2014, 11:31 PM
Rubber Penis. Bet you can't eat just one!
K7SGJ
08-30-2014, 11:32 PM
Cracker Jacks, a rubber penis in every box.
kb2vxa
08-31-2014, 12:44 AM
Now THIS, Higgins, is a rubber pecker!
"Hey Rocky, you want to see me pull a rubber penis out of my hat?" B. Moose
Again?!?
W2NAP
08-31-2014, 06:37 AM
I believe that fish and rubber penises can coexist peacefully?
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