wave a rubber pecker in PA = jail

[W2NAP]

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/08/27/teen-charged-in-rubber-penis-waving-incident/

Skyler Connor, 18, of New Derry, is facing a disorderly conduct charge for waving a rubber penis at passing motorists.

of all the things, a rubber pecker

[NQ6U]

When rubber penises are outlawed, only outlaws will have rubber penises.

[K7SGJ]

You can have my rubber penis when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

[N2NH]

But if you wanna walk a naked man as a dog, noooo problemo?

NSFW - you've been warned.


A female witness told deputies that the female suspect “had a leash tied to a male,” who was wearing a hood and appeared to have his feet and ankles bound... Geardello and Deyell live in Washington, Pennsylvania, about 30 miles from Wheeling.

Link also NSFW - Walking the Dog (https://forums.hamisland.net/showthread.php/28051-Walking-the-Dog-%28NSFW!%29)

[NQ6U]

You can have my rubber penis when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

God, guts and rubber penises made America free.

[K7SGJ]

God, guts and rubber penises made America free.

Wasn't it Paul Revere that rode thru town, alerting the townsfolk "The penisis are coming, the penisis are coming"? Or was it peni?

[NQ6U]

Wasn't it Paul Revere that rode thru town, alerting the townsfolk "The penisis are coming, the penisis are coming"? Or was it peni?

No, I think he was shouting "Register communists, not rubber penises".

[K7SGJ]

You are correct. I was thinking of David Farragut's famous quote, "Damn the penises, full speed, a, head"

[NQ6U]

Then there was Nathan Hale's "I regret that I have only one rubber penis to give for my country."

[AC8KF WALT]

he did it for the children.

[NQ6U]

he did it for the children.

A well regulated porn industry, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear rubber penises, shall not be infringed.

[W5BRM]

"Four score and seven penises ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new dildo, conceived in perversion, and dedicated to the proposition that all fake penises are created of rubber."

[NQ6U]

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the rubber penises of patriots and tyrants.

—Thomas Jefferson

[W5BRM]

This is one small step for a man's penis, one giant leap for mankind.

[NQ6U]

This is one small step for a man's penis, one giant leap erection for mankind.

Fixed that for you.

[W5BRM]

Fixed that for you.

Thanks. That slipped by me like it was lubed with KY

:rofl: :rofl:

[NQ6U]

Thanks. That slipped by me like it was lubed with KY

:rofl: :rofl:

Hey, us truck drivers gotta stick together. Ignorance loves company, after all.

[W2NAP]

Fixed that for you.

erect more then 4 hours see doctor?

[K7SGJ]

Ask not for whom the rubber penis waves, it waves for thee.

[KC2UGV]

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/08/27/teen-charged-in-rubber-penis-waving-incident/

Skyler Connor, 18, of New Derry, is facing a disorderly conduct charge for waving a rubber penis at passing motorists.

of all the things, a rubber pecker

Same thing happens if you are a journalist, who used a dildo-microphone to interview people.

[NQ6U]

http://i.imgur.com/IiDuTnr.png

[K7SGJ]

https://forums.hamisland.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=12984&stc=1

Walk softly and carry a big rubber penis.

[NQ6U]

Reports of my rubber penis have been greatly exaggerated.

—Samuel Clemens

[W5BRM]

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but a rubber penis. - Albert Einstein

Try not to become a rubber penis of success, but rather try to become a rubber penis of value. - Albert Einstein

[W3WN]

You guys. Really.

Quit being dicks.




[cue: rimshot]

[K7SGJ]

My fellow Americans, ask not, what your rubber penis can do for you, ask what you can do for your rubber penis. JFK

[NQ6U]

Blessed are the rubber penises, for they shall be called the dildo of God.

—Jesus of Nazareth

[K7SGJ]

My Mama always said, "life was like a box rubber penises; you never know what you're gonna get". Forrest Gump

[W5BRM]

"I love the smell of rubber penis in the morning...Smells like victory." - KILGORE - Apocalypse Now

[K7SGJ]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a rubber penis." Rhett Butler

[NQ6U]

Leave the gun. Take the rubber penis.

—Peter Clemenza, The Godfather

[K7SGJ]

Penis, Rubber Penis. 007

[W5BRM]

"No new Rubber Penis" George HW Bush

[K7SGJ]

"Hey Rocky, you want to see me pull a rubber penis out of my hat?" B. Moose

[NQ6U]

I've fallen on my rubber penis and I can't get up.

[K7SGJ]

Give me your tired, your poor, your rubber penis.

[NQ6U]

It's the new Ronco Dick-o-Matic! It slices, it dices, it makes rubber penises and mounds of cole slaw!

[W5BRM]

Rubber Penis. Bet you can't eat just one!

[K7SGJ]

Cracker Jacks, a rubber penis in every box.

[kb2vxa]

Now THIS, Higgins, is a rubber pecker!

[N2NH]

"Hey Rocky, you want to see me pull a rubber penis out of my hat?" B. Moose

Again?!?

[W2NAP]

I believe that fish and rubber penises can coexist peacefully?