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KG4CGC
08-22-2014, 08:51 AM
UPDATE 8:40 a.m.: Just before 4 a.m., Seth Grim was driving an early model Ford Explorer with Pennsylvania plates and rolled it over on Interstate 79 near Amma, WV. A dog tried to jump out of the window. Unfortunately, the dog later died and the driver was taken to the hospital with minor injuries to his upper torso.

Here's where the story gets wacky.

http://www.wowktv.com/story/26344732/interstate-79-closed-chickens-and-ammo-to-blame

Just a good old country boy. Lovin' his country, never meanin' no harm. (notice I can't keep a straight face)


I-79 is now back open, and charges will be filed shortly against Seth Grim. He's being held in the South Central Regional Jail on a $25,000 bond.

I guess you never know when you're gonna hafta blow up yer neighbor and shoot'em up. I'll let you all come to your own conclusions based on the current state of affair in this here, Murka.
W3WN
08-22-2014, 09:24 AM
LMFD is amazed that they busted him for the pot, not the IED. Let alone the wreck, or killing his poor dog.

I'm not. That was probably the likeliest charge to stick on short notice.
WØTKX
08-22-2014, 10:09 AM
http://www.haywiregroup.com/files/5213/7114/7634/flickin_chicken_full.jpg
KG4CGC
08-22-2014, 10:17 AM
Lawn darts disguised as rubber chickens? BRILLIANT!
W7XF
08-22-2014, 04:10 PM
I hear banjos.......
WØTKX
08-22-2014, 04:22 PM
I think, that this could be as good a game as Twister.

From an Islander perspective.

But, maybe Bushtit Darts?
KG4CGC
08-22-2014, 11:30 PM
I think, that this could be as good a game as Twister.

From an Islander perspective.

But, maybe Bushtit Darts?

Bushtit Dart INDEED!
NA4BH
08-22-2014, 11:32 PM
Bushtit Dart INDEED!

You would never have to throw another one.
NQ6U
08-22-2014, 11:35 PM
Bushtits are little balls of mostly feathers and about the size of a quarter. I bet it would be difficult to throw one very far.
KØWVM
08-23-2014, 06:51 AM
I have to admit, there are people from my home state that looked like they were just discovered from a lost civilization deep in the Appalachian Forest. Good people, but definitely need some refinement...
KG4CGC
08-23-2014, 07:06 AM
I have to admit, there are people from my home state that looked like they were just discovered from a lost civilization deep in the Appalachian Forest. Good people, but definitely need some refinement...

Any one of us could (brag?) about how backwards our state is. At least I can say that we have a good DMV in Suckaliyna.
K7SGJ
08-23-2014, 08:52 AM
Bushtits are little balls of mostly feathers and about the size of a quarter. I bet it would be difficult to throw one very far.

Not if you shove a bunch of lead in their pecker for ballast.
NA4BH
08-23-2014, 06:04 PM
Not if you shove a bunch of lead in their pecker for ballast.

Yeah, but when they pee it's like a Gatling gun.
K7SGJ
08-23-2014, 06:21 PM
Yeah, but when they pee it's like a Gatling gun.

That would be interesting to watch, but, wrong pecker.