N2NH
08-07-2014, 03:49 PM
This sort of made me smile. I'm not big on brats, I had one kick the back of my airline seat half way to Florida a few years back. So, this was the Feel Good story of the day:
So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn't had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn't go right in the game. The mother didn't seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of 'I want a Fucking PIE'. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can't tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, shes still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweety and ensuring they'll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much.
What a terrible mom and child! I hope they never get any pie...
I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.
A charging enraged mother is running towards him and he slowly walks away? What a buckaroo! Now that's heroic.
Hope it's true. I know it's wrong, but it still sounds good to me. Snopes doubts it, but doesn't shoot it down.
The Happy Place (http://happyplace.someecards.com/burger-king-amongst/spiteful-man-buys-all-the-pies-at-burger-king-so-a-screaming-kid-cant-have-any/)
Gawkers Take on It (http://gawker.com/man-buys-every-pie-at-local-burger-king-to-spite-shitty-1617088150?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)
So a while ago I had decided to treat myself and go to Burger King. I hadn't had the greatest of days and I had a headache coming on. It was a very long line and I was at the end of it waiting patiently. When behind me comes this woman yapping on her cellphone with a little monster of a child. This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn't go right in the game. The mother didn't seem to pay any attention to him and his continued yelling of 'I want a Fucking PIE'. After about 5 minutes of the line with these people behind me, I had gone from a headache to a full on migraine, but nothing was going to stop me from getting those burgers. I calmly turn and ask her nicely if she can please calm or quiet her child down. Immediately she gets up in my face telling me I can't tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business. I nod and turn around, shes still yelling at the back of my head when the child cries out again how he wants a pie, the mother consoles him, calling him sweety and ensuring they'll get pies for lunch because she loves him so much.
What a terrible mom and child! I hope they never get any pie...
I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.
A charging enraged mother is running towards him and he slowly walks away? What a buckaroo! Now that's heroic.
Hope it's true. I know it's wrong, but it still sounds good to me. Snopes doubts it, but doesn't shoot it down.
The Happy Place (http://happyplace.someecards.com/burger-king-amongst/spiteful-man-buys-all-the-pies-at-burger-king-so-a-screaming-kid-cant-have-any/)
Gawkers Take on It (http://gawker.com/man-buys-every-pie-at-local-burger-king-to-spite-shitty-1617088150?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow)