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NA4BH
07-11-2014, 03:58 PM
And to think I've been curing people for all these years and not one THANK YOU, not one.

Linky Stinky Doo (http://theweek.com/article/index/264585/speedreads-study-smelling-farts-is-good-for-your-health)
K7SGJ
07-11-2014, 04:27 PM
There is that pesky matter of amount of exposure. A little radiation from an x-ray is no big deal, but standing in front of an open nuclear reactor is another story. Your contributions are more like Chernobyl.
KK4AMI
07-11-2014, 04:37 PM
Hell, if that was even remotely true, I would have made my wife immortal by now!
KG4CGC
07-11-2014, 06:21 PM
Do they have to be stinky? My farts have little to no smell and often people ask if someone is baking fresh bread nearby.
K7SGJ
07-11-2014, 07:00 PM
Do they have to be stinky? My farts have little to no smell and often people ask if someone is baking fresh bread nearby.

You misunderstood. They asked if something was dead and rotting nearby.
N2NH
07-11-2014, 07:04 PM
I just let people think I'm giving a Bronx cheer.
W5BRM
07-11-2014, 07:06 PM
Do they have to be stinky? My farts have little to no smell and often people ask if someone is baking fresh bread nearby.

U sure you aint WIK?
KG4CGC
07-11-2014, 07:24 PM
U sure you aint WIK?

All we know is that he's called The Stink.
KK4AMI
07-11-2014, 09:12 PM
Do they have to be stinky? My farts have little to no smell and often people ask if someone is baking fresh bread nearby.

They only smell like fresh bread if you spent the day "loafin"!
XE1/N5AL
07-11-2014, 09:21 PM
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W7XF
07-11-2014, 09:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsPJa_lVPHQ
n2ize
07-13-2014, 06:52 PM
Do they have to be stinky? My farts have little to no smell and often people ask if someone is baking fresh bread nearby.

Well, if the "Aitch tu Ess" is the important ingredient than yeah, they have to stink. H2S is one of the worst odorous gases. Just a minuscule percentage of it in air will be extremely noticeable, enough to make people run. A strong concentration in air will kill you. It's pretty toxic stuff.
NQ6U
07-13-2014, 07:18 PM
Just remember the most important thing: He who smelt it, dealt it.
WØTKX
07-13-2014, 07:35 PM
Primitive sulfa drugs... :lol:
n2ize
07-13-2014, 10:24 PM
Primitive sulfa drugs... :lol:

Believe it or not they still prescribe sulfa drugs. I was prescribed Bactrin (Septra) for a kidney infection several years ago which contains a sulfa drug.. During the first night of therapy I started feeling extremely tired and fell into a sleep in which I had one of the weirdest and most bizarre and vivid dreams of my life. I woke with a very disturbed feeling but after staying awake for a few minutes I felt normal again. I continued the therapy nonetheless and on subsequent nights I no longer had the bizarre dreams. Guess it was just an initial reaction to the drug. It was very effective in clearing out the infection, within a day or so all symptoms dissipated but I continued the therapy for several weeks with no more strange effects.
NQ6U
07-13-2014, 11:45 PM
Doctors still prescribe a combination of a sulfa drug and another antibiotic for women with urinary tract infections.
n2ize
07-13-2014, 11:57 PM
Doctors still prescribe a combination of a sulfa drug and another antibiotic for women with urinary tract infections.

Yeah, that's what Bactrim is. It's commonly used for UI tract infections in both men and women. In my case I had a UI tract infection. Made me feel like I had to take a leak constantly. Then it started traveling to the kidneys. The Bactrim knocked it down in a day or two.
kb2vxa
07-14-2014, 03:24 AM
When you take a leak, where do you put it and what do you do with it? Inquiring plumbers want to know.
n2ize
07-14-2014, 01:13 PM
When you take a leak, where do you put it and what do you do with it? Inquiring plumbers want to know.

Plumbers already know how. Figure it this way. You have a leak. You call in a plumber and when he leaves the leak is gone. So obviously he took the leak. Where they keep them or what they do with them is a trade secret.
kb2vxa
07-14-2014, 04:46 PM
Nice try at obfuscation, now answer the question. While we're waiting...
n2ize
07-14-2014, 10:20 PM
Nice try at obfuscation, now answer the question. While we're waiting...

Ughhh... Did you really have to post that ? Now let me find the nearest toilet bowl, so I can as quietly as possible upchuck my dinner. :yuck:
KG4CGC
07-14-2014, 10:47 PM
Is plumber a euphemism for prostitute?
n2ize
07-15-2014, 03:49 AM
Is plumber a euphemism for prostitute?

I guess it could be although I wasn't thinking of it that way.