Testicle Festival ?

[WN9HJW]

For real. I am not making this up.

http://www.wtop.com/139/3630690/Testicle-Festival-returns-this-Saturday


Thanks but I think I'll pass ....

[N2NH]

I hope they have a ball. I think it's nuts.

[NQ6U]

You can bet the family jewels that it takes huevos to attend that festival.

[NA4BH]

They have the best ball cooker in the state.

[AE5CP]

You're pronouncing it incorrectly...
Festi...BALL!

[KG4CGC]

Moose Fritters! I saw this on one of those cooking channels. We have an intestine festival in Sally SC every years. Never been. Hear that it really stinks up 3 counties. Chitterlins they call them. Chitlins for the dialect inclined.

This however, is nothing compared to Japan's Penis Festival. Main difference is that they're not breaded and fried. Simply displayed and carried around by everyone.

[NA4BH]

Are the chitlins creek slung or bucket washed?

[KG4CGC]

Are the chitlins creek slung or bucket washed?

Hand.

[W9JEF]

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Thread needs to be moved to:

https://forums.hamisland.net/forumdisplay.php/27-Testing

[W7XF]

Those peeps in Montana are just plain nuts.

[N2NH]

If it's the Testicle Festival, wouldn't that be a Festicle? I'd go but I'm a vaginatarian.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PcBqPQlK7b0/UVhGQTq8csI/AAAAAAAAFlI/gUlWpq-3Yu8/s320/Uncle+Fester+-+Jackie+Coogan.jpg

[kb2vxa]

August 20, 2001

Mr. Timothy M. Smith
RFD 3 Box 3695
Skowhegan, ME 04976

Re: Warning Notice: Amateur Radio license WA1HLR

Dear Mr. Smith:

The Commission has reviewed monitoring information from your station on July 26 and 27, 2001 on 3.885 MHz. The transmissions from your station indicate an alarming lack of understanding of the basis and purpose of the Amateur Radio Service. The transmissions are characterized by sound effects such as belching, coughing directly into the microphone, and sound effects of other bodily functions probably best left undescribed. Furthermore, the repeated transmission of "testicle-ing" is not only juvenile but absurd as well.

There is no place in the Amateur Radio Service for the conduct reflected in the transmissions. It degrades the Service for other users and will not be tolerated. Please review Sections 97.1 (basis and purpose of Amateur Radio), 97.101 (general standards) and 97.113 (prohibited transmissions) of the rules.

Section 308(b) of the Communications Act of 1934, as amended, gives the Commission the authority to obtain information from a licensee regarding the operation of his station. Accordingly, you are requested to respond to this letter within 20 days of its date. Please be advised that if this type of operation is not corrected, we will take enforcement action against your license, ranging from proceedings to restrict your operation to non-voice modes to designation of your renewal application for an administrative hearing to determine whether it should be granted.

Tape recordings of the transmissions described above are available should you need to review them. Finally, you may also wish to review Section 95 of our rules, which sets forth other, less regulated, radio services available to you.

Sincerely,

W. Riley Hollingsworth

Special Counsel

cc: FCC Northeastern Regional Director

[n2ize]

It's meat. Like any other part of an animal that you cook and eat.Sorry to be crude, but it is.

[KG4CGC]

John ... you're crude.

[NQ6U]

You're pronouncing it incorrectly...
Festi...BALL!

Festicle?

[K7SGJ]

Festicle?

That question should be sacked.

[KG4CGC]

What's the big deal? Hamfesticles abound.

[K7SGJ]

What's the big deal? Unwashed Hamfesticles abound.

Fixed it for you.

[n2ize]

I don't know what is worst. eating animal testicles or eating rotting shark. Like this..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbYqznD0R5M

[N2NH]

Festicle?

The other nad.

[N7YA]

That question should be sacked.

Its about time you showed up. Spending too much time hanging around, your attention to detail is sagging a bit.

[N7YA]

For the record, i'm pretty adventurous when it comes to food...but i draw the line at eating someones nuts. Maybe because its an association with having a pair that freaks me out.

I spent most of high school trying to convince girls not to bite them.

[NQ6U]

For the record, i'm pretty adventurous when it comes to food...but i draw the line at eating someones nuts. Maybe because its an association with having a pair that freaks me out.

I spent most of high school trying to convince girls not to bite them.

In high school, I would have been happy to get that much attention from girls.

[K7SGJ]

In high school, I would have been happy to get that much attention from girls.

I don't remember if mine had dropped yet or not.

[W7XF]

I don't remember if mine had dropped yet or not.

TMI!!

[N7YA]

Now, considering we're a bunch of aging ham radio guys....im sure the drop is not an issue.

[kb2vxa]

When I was in high school with raging hormones all I ever got was DON'T TOUCH ME I'M A VIRGIN! Well, I can fix that. <SMACK!> So, where was THIS little munchie bunny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnOtR0xaeW8

[N2NH]

When I was in high school with raging hormones all I ever got was DON'T TOUCH ME I'M A VIRGIN!

Never knew virginity was contagious. Girls were already learning to pick your pocket and leave when it got too slim by the time I was in High School... most guys didn't even make it to first.

[W9JEF]

Never knew virginity was contagious. Girls were already learning to pick your pocket and leave when it got too slim by the time I was in High School... most guys didn't even make it to first.

Back in the late 50's a dejay was fired for saying "virgin" on the air.

It was the intro to the recording of It Only Hurts For a Little While.

[NQ6U]

Oops, wrong thread.

[K7SGJ]

Oops, wrong thread.

In thr future, please get your shit together.

Thank you for your cooperation.

[NQ6U]

In thr future, please get your shit together.

Thank you for your cooperation.

You know that thing about the horse you rode in on?

[K7SGJ]

You know that thing go about the horse you rode in on?

My horse went to Minnesota, true story.

[NQ6U]

Just remember: There are more horses asses than there are horses.

[K7SGJ]

Just remember: There are more horses asses than there are horses.

Sounds like an an old tail.

[NQ6U]

Sounds like an an old tail.

In the mane, yes.

[K7SGJ]

In the mane, yes.


Neigh I say. You whinny bastid.

[NQ6U]

Neigh I say. You whinny bastid.

Now you're just trying stirrup trouble.

[K7SGJ]

Now you're just trying stirrup trouble.


Please don't try to saddle me with that guilt trip. It may work briefly, but not furlong.

[W7XF]

You know that thing about the horse you rode in on?

Didn't that horse come in 4th at the Belmont?

[N7YA]

So we're hitting this trail again, eh?

[K7SGJ]

I was hoping it would withers.

[NQ6U]

The mods ought to fetlock this thread.

[K7SGJ]

The mods ought to fetlock this thread.

I'm sure when they get done horsing around, one of them will hoof it on over and do that.

[NQ6U]

I'm sure when they get done horsing around, one of them will hoof it on over and do that.

It depends on which tack they want to take, I suppose.

[K7SGJ]

It depends on which tack they want to take, I suppose.

As long as they don't nag everyone. Might even have to send them to filly.

[NQ6U]

As long as they don't nag everyone. Might even have to send them to filly.

I wish they'd quit their stalling and do whatever it takes to rein in this nonsense.

[K7SGJ]

I wish they'd quit their stalling and do whatever it takes to rein in this nonsense.

It's a cinch to happen if someone will just pony up.

[W9JEF]

It's a cinch to happen if someone will just pony up.

Why not Mr. Ed himself? ;)

[NQ6U]

It's a cinch to happen if someone will just pony up.

Maybe they just bridle at the thought of hobbling the discussion.

[K7SGJ]

Maybe they just bridle at the thought of hobbling the discussion.

Maybe so. I'll check the gallop polls.

[NQ6U]

Maybe so. I'll check the gallop polls.

Forget that. They tend to jockey their numbers around.

[K7SGJ]

Forget that. They tend to jockey their numbers around.

Exacta mundo. You can bet they really aren't very stable.

[W9JEF]

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Horsetit.

[NQ6U]

Exacta mundo. You can bet they really aren't very stable.

Not furlong, anyhow.

[N7YA]

Ok, Hoof Hearted?

[NQ6U]

Ok, Hoof Hearted?

Don't get all sulky on us, Adam.

[N7YA]

Look at the time...i need to go strap a feed bag on and shit where im standing without a care in the world. :-D

[K7SGJ]

Look at the time...i need to go strap a feed bag on and shit where im standing without a care in the world. :-D

Don't forget some dinner music for ambiance. Mabe a little haulin oats?

[NQ6U]

Or, he could just call up his local synagogue and ask the Canter to come over and sing for him.

[N7YA]

Don't forget some dinner music for ambiance. Mabe a little haulin oats?

:clap:

[XE1/N5AL]

From the original article:

In addition to the “oysters,” beer and Crown Royal whiskey will be served...

Now, there's some dubious advertising. I'm sure that the makers of this fine Canadian whiskey are delighted that their product is being promoted as the beverage of choice for washing down a mouthful of "oysters".

[NA4BH]

So, people go nuts over their product?

[N7YA]

Sound off like you got a pair!

[NQ6U]

So, people go nuts over their product?

Yeah, they're a real ball.

[N7YA]

I hear they will be dropping by Dicks place.

[XE1/N5AL]

It's not such a great idea to serve hard alcohol at this kind of event, anyway. If you get enough rowdy drunks in the same room, the "Testicle Festival" is going to turn into one giant cockfight.

[NA4BH]

This gives a new meaning for the phrase "I'm nuts over you".

[K7SGJ]

This gives a new meaning for the phrase "I'm nuts over you".

Maybe it's a fund raiser for the teabaggers.

[W9JEF]

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"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."

--Ben Franklin

[N2NH]

I used to think they were crazy, but now I can see they're nuts.

[W7XF]

I used to think they were crazy, but now I can see they're nuts.

Balls out nuts.

[N2NH]

Balls out nuts.

I see that the Festical Idea is taking off. Girls and their love for balls...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TFgEmW8lyRo/UcjNRyObbmI/AAAAAAAAA_U/2Q4x_GOgr4Q/s1600/June+1935-Two+girls+dance+with+beach+balls+at+Worthing+beach +in+Sussex,+England-Fox+Photos-Getty+Images.jpg

[kb2vxa]

Then there was medicinal fried chicken and Randy Marsh..........