USAF vs Godzilla

[W3WN]

The US Air Force has announced that they have a contingency plan in place to take out Godzilla.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/05/12/US-Air-Force-confirms-it-could-take-out-Godzilla/5491399914888/?spt=sec&or=on

It includes calling on Chuck Norris. Of course.

I feel SO much better now.

[NQ6U]

Yeah, sure, the lizard, that's easy. But how about Mechagodzilla, huh?

[N2NH]

Zombie apocalypse. That's the one they don't even think about.

[VE7DCW]

I thought the U.S. Air Force would have a contingency plan for King Kong when he comes back....... they did'nt fare too well when he was last up the Empire State building in New York city! :mrgreen:

[N2NH]

Zombie apocalypse. That's the one they don't even think about.

I stand corrected:


In April of 2011, the United States government came up with "CONPLAN 8888" – the official title for a hypothetical plan of what the US government would do in case of a zombie apocalypse. Yes. That is an actual thing that exists.

"CONPLAN 8888" has a picture of a zombie on the front page. Don't believe us? Click here if you're looking for something fun to read this afternoon. It's all true.

The Government Actually Planned For The Zombie Apocalypse (http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/zombie-apocalypse-conplan-8888-chickens)

[KG4CGC]

We've been living in the zombie apocalypse since 2010. Look at everyone walking down the street. What are they doing? They're zombied out with their wireless devices to their faces. Zombie Apocalypse is so passe. People even practice dressing as movie zombies and go out downtown.
I'd be more concerned about shit zombies. Look it up. NSFW.

[WA7PBE]

we could just use a stick, haven't you heard? hes only 6 ft tall but in japan that's hugeeeee;)

[NQ6U]

Who needs the USAF when we've got...

https://iconicionic.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/tyrannosaurus_in_f-14s.jpg

[WA7PBE]

im thinking there's a reason there in a nose dive

[WØTKX]

http://youtu.be/099eDCE8oYM


http://youtu.be/099eDCE8oYM

[kb2vxa]

He's more likely to catch... hello?

[W3WN]

Actual traffic sign in San Francisco, 16 May 2014:
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...ok, to be fair, the "rest of the story" is that someone knew the combination to get into the sign and changed it; it got changed again later that day...