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[NA4BH]

Back in the olde days, there were certain objects that were sent out to various people. Seems these items have gone unmentioned or missing altogether, thus resulting in a negative LOL factor for the Island. If you received an item from one of your fellow Islanders, be a player and post a picture and/or make a comment about said item. The one thing that needs to travel (and not be kept) is the tighty whities, sign them and send them on to a new station so they can sign them and send them on. Anybody want to fess up to being the holder of any of the items?

[WØTKX]

All my briefs come in fashionable colors. :mrgreen:

[K7SGJ]

All my briefs come in fashionable colors. :mrgreen:


Somehow, I don't think the words "all my briefs" and "come" should be in the same sentence, and certainly, not right next to each other..

[NQ6U]

I had 'em, signed them, and sent them off to Adam. I didn't take a picture, though, sorry.

[K7SGJ]

I had 'em, signed them, and sent them off to Adam. I didn't take a picture, though, sorry.

You're fired. Back to the convent with you.

[NQ6U]

You're fired. Back to the convent with you.

Oh, yeah! I loves me some of that cloistered poontang...

—Da Pope

[K7SGJ]

Oh, yeah! I loves me some of that cloistered poontang...

—Da Pope

This time, you won't have access to the master key for the chastity belts.

[W3WN]

This time, you won't have access to the master key for the chastity belts.He'll just have to pray harder. That, and find the Holy Locksmith.

[K7SGJ]

He'll just have to pray harder. That, and find the Holy Locksmith.


He could try to blast, but he would just end up with a pile of Basilica Bushtits.

[W3WN]

He could try to blast, but he would just end up with a pile of Basilica Bushtits.
I said Holy Locksmith. I didn't call for the Holy Hand Grenade.

[K7SGJ]

I said Holy Locksmith. I didn't call for the Holy Hand Grenade.


Shit. Now you tell me. Too late to put the pin back in. Here..........catch.

[N7YA]

Back in the olde days, there were certain objects that were sent out to various people. Seems these items have gone unmentioned or missing altogether, thus resulting in a negative LOL factor for the Island. If you received an item from one of your fellow Islanders, be a player and post a picture and/or make a comment about said item. The one thing that needs to travel (and not be kept) is the tighty whities, sign them and send them on to a new station so they can sign them and send them on. Anybody want to fess up to being the holder of any of the items?


I am going to kick that guys ass!! And make him apologize for this transgression!

I hear he has an intended destination for implied item...and that he better get off his ass and get it there...like, early next week because he is flying to Florida in the morning.

:oops:

[KG4CGC]

After everybody's been taking turns wearing it, I bet it smells like liquid ass at this point. With stains.

[K7SGJ]

After everybody's been taking turns wearing it, I bet it smells like liquid ass at this point. With stains.


I only put them on my head.

[N2CHX]

So THIS explains the envelope full of anthrax.

[kb2vxa]

Some dirty drawers are worth money, others not so much.

[K7SGJ]

Some dirty drawers are worth money, others not so much.


The "Island Undies" are priceless.

[WØTKX]

http://knobfeel.spreadshirt.co.uk/

[K7SGJ]

http://knobfeel.spreadshirt.co.uk/

I wonder if we can get those with the Island logo. Oh.........wait.........never mind.

[ka4dpo]

I only put them on my head.

You should get shots.

12293

[kb2vxa]

Or wash his hair!

[NA4BH]

Bump.

Where's the underwear?

[K7SGJ]

Aisle 3

[NQ6U]

Aisle 3

No, that's soaps and washday items. Underwear is in aisle 7. Women's underwear is in sporting goods, aisle 12.

[kb2vxa]

Warjasay dunderwar is agin?

[N7YA]

Bump.

Where's the underwear?

It has left these premises a couple of weeks ago...it went off to the southeast.

[N7YA]

Warjasay dunderwar is agin?

What the actual fuck is going on on the left there???!!! :shock:

[W3WN]

What the actual fuck is going on on the left there???!!! :shock:I do NOT want to know.

And as far as those pictures themselves go... who swiped my bottle of eye bleach?

[kb2vxa]

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[NA4BH]

What the actual fuck is going on on the left there???!!! :shock:

That is H.O.T, eh Adam? :heart: :yum:

[KG4CGC]

Some one should share pictures of their new toys.

[N7YA]

That is H.O.T, eh Adam? :heart: :yum:

Hot....like the center of of a compost pile?

[W9JEF]

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Is this the jocularity thread?

[n2ize]

You should get shots.

https://forums.hamisland.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=12293&stc=1
Wow !!! Sometimes it is a good idea to put on a fresh set of underwear.

[NA4BH]

Where's the britches at?

[N7YA]

Good question.

[W3WN]

Well, if you look over at The Usual Suspects...

Oh, wait, you said bRitches. Never mind.

[NA4BH]

Whatcha wanna bet that somebody got them and was thrilled to get a new pair of undies.

[N7YA]

I hope not! I gave it a lot of thought and even explained what was expected of being an exalted Mighty Tighty Whitey Knighty. I was told that it was sent off...hopefully with the same explanation.

I just dont know to whom they were sent. But i was told it was an Islander.


Do we have a butler? And where was he on the night of the murder?

[NQ6U]

Do we have a butler? And where was he on the night of the murder?

In the library, with the candlestick.

[KK4AMI]

In the library, with the candlestick.

That would be "Candlestick Holder' m' Lord.
Only Chuck Norris can kill with a candlestick! :lol:

[K7SGJ]

I hope not! I gave it a lot of thought and even explained what was expected of being an exalted Mighty Tighty Whitey Knighty. I was told that it was sent off...hopefully with the same explanation.

I just dont know to whom they were sent. But i was told it was an Islander.


Do we have a butler? And where was he on the night of the murder?

In Minnesota with the horse.

[N7YA]

Does the bush indeed have tits? Tune in next week!

[K7SGJ]

Does the bush indeed have tits? Tune in next week!

You've never heard of booberries?

[NQ6U]

That would be "Candlestick Holder' m' Lord.
Only Chuck Norris can kill with a candlestick! :lol:


candlestick

noun
a support or holder for one or more candles, typically one that is tall and thin.

Also, speaking as someone who grew up as San Francisco Giants fan, I can tell you about another sort of Candlestick that's also quite lethal.

[N7YA]

You've never heard of booberries?


I havent...because no more was to be said.

[K7SGJ]

Well, I have no idea where the seat-covers ended up, but I met up with Bob and one of his compadres tonight, and ended up with this little creature:

https://forums.hamisland.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=12648&stc=1

I guess it's time to go "get even" shopping again.

When you press his stomach, he has quite a repertoire. The monkey that is; Bob, not so much. Unfortunately, none of what he says can be repeated here, again I mean the monkey. (notice the warning label)

On a more serious note, it was nice to finally meet up with him. Bob, not the monkey. He is just as crazy in person as he is on here. He even treated me to some mex food at one of the local eateries. Maybe next time he is near here, we'll put a pig in the ground. We had a nice visit, and I think he heads out tomorrow. Maybe one day soon, he will be coming to a town near you. Hide the valuables

[NQ6U]

Did you count the spoons after he left?

[K7SGJ]

Did you count the spoons after he left?

Actually, I was more worried about the sporks.

[NQ6U]

Actually, I was more worried about the sporks.

Those should be locked up in a safe. Any responsible spork owner knows that; you don't want a stolen spork falling into the hands of a criminal.

[n2ize]

He'll just have to pray harder. That, and find the Holy Locksmith.

All he has to do is pray to St. Anthony

[K7SGJ]

Those should be locked up in a safe. Any responsible spork owner knows that; you don't want a stolen spork falling into the hands of a criminal.

I keep all of mine in a pie safe. Except for the one I carry concealed.

Sometimes, there is a free for all you can eat at the Chinese restaurant, and in order to de-escalate the situation I have to brandish my spork.

[N7YA]

Well, I have no idea where the seat-covers ended up, but I met up with Bob and one of his compadres tonight, and ended up with this little creature:

https://forums.hamisland.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=12648&stc=1

I guess it's time to go "get even" shopping again.

When you press his stomach, he has quite a repertoire. The monkey that is; Bob, not so much. Unfortunately, none of what he says can be repeated here, again I mean the monkey. (notice the warning label)

On a more serious note, it was nice to finally meet up with him. Bob, not the monkey. He is just as crazy in person as he is on here. He even treated me to some mex food at one of the local eateries. Maybe next time he is near here, we'll put a pig in the ground. We had a nice visit, and I think he heads out tomorrow. Maybe one day soon, he will be coming to a town near you. Hide the valuables


After good mex food, a light press on the stomach is usually all you need to hear a symphony of sounds.

[K7SGJ]

After good mex food, a light press on the stomach is usually all you need to hear a symphony of sounds.

Usually an entire philharmonic.

[W7XF]

Well, I have no idea where the seat-covers ended up, but I met up with Bob and one of his compadres tonight, and ended up with this little creature:

https://forums.hamisland.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=12648&stc=1

I guess it's time to go "get even" shopping again.

When you press his stomach, he has quite a repertoire. The monkey that is; Bob, not so much. Unfortunately, none of what he says can be repeated here, again I mean the monkey. (notice the warning label)

On a more serious note, it was nice to finally meet up with him. Bob, not the monkey. He is just as crazy in person as he is on here. He even treated me to some mex food at one of the local eateries. Maybe next time he is near here, we'll put a pig in the ground. We had a nice visit, and I think he heads out tomorrow. Maybe one day soon, he will be coming to a town near you. Hide the valuables

What was the warning on the monkey?? MADE IN MINNESOTA?

Or: Made from 100% recycled bushtits?? Or both?

[KG4CGC]

Usually an entire philharmonic.

Mariachi Band!

[N7YA]

So...to revisit the OP. Any clue as to where said items ended up?