Bacon....in a easy-squeeze bottle!!!!!!

[W7XF]

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[PA5COR]

You're joking am i right? i prefer the real stuff....

[KK4AMI]

Ugh! I am just the opposite. I don't like bacon that much to buy it in a bottle.

[ad4mg]

When our puppy poops, it kinda looks like that stuff. She's not quite used to the change in her food yet.
Only in 'murica... puppy poop in a tube, bacon flavored.

[KK4AMI]

When our puppy poops, it kinda looks like that stuff. She's not quite used to the change in her food yet.
Only in 'murica... puppy poop in a tube, bacon flavored.

Puppy? You got a new dog?

[NQ6U]

Do they have squeeze Canadian bacon, eh?

[W9JEF]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f69/SP2153/Cheezwhiz.jpg

[ad4mg]

Puppy? You got a new dog?

Yeah, Princess, my beloved shepherd, had to be put down:

https://forums.hamisland.net/showthread.php/27412-Our-new-dog?p=585015#post585015

[KK4AMI]

Yeah, Princess, my beloved shepherd, had to be put down:


https://forums.hamisland.net/showthread.php/27412-Our-new-dog?p=585015#post585015

Very sorry to hear that. I had to put two dogs down in my life. It is a very sad time at our house. Hopefully, the new puppy will take away some of the sting.

[W9JEF]

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Condolences to you and your family, Luke.

Hope Penny can help ease the heartache.

73,

Jim

[kb2vxa]

Didn't we go through this puppy poop in a bottle thing before?
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/af_database/permalink/squeez_bacon

"Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanically_separated_meat

[NA4BH]

Do they have squeeze Canadian bacon, eh?

It's a little more complex, physics and stuff like that.


http://www.airmagicfx.com/img/sports/tshirt_gun.jpg

[VE7DCW]

Do they have squeeze Canadian bacon, eh?

No Carl.....we don't squeeze Canadian bacon..... A,B,C or D :mrgreen:

[kb2vxa]

I wouldn't put it past a Canadian Redneck though!

[NQ6U]

Maybe she just wanted it extra Crispi?




NAPLES, Uintah County — A Uintah County [Utah] woman is accused of trying to set fire to her ex-boyfriend's home with a pound of bacon left burning on a gas stove.

Cameo Adawn Crispi, 31, was charged Wednesday in 8th District Court with arson, a third-degree felony.

Crispi's ex-boyfriend called Naples police March 14 to report that he'd received "multiple phone calls and texts" from her in an hour and wanted it to stop, according to charging documents. He also said he did not want her at his home.

An officer went to the home. He said Crispi was obviously impaired and there was smoke coming out the front door.

"I asked to come in and observed a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around the stove," the officer wrote, noting that he also found a cookie sheet loaded with a pound of bacon sitting on top of the kitchen stove.

"I observed the burner to be on the setting 'High' and the bacon to be severely burned and smoking badly," the officer wrote.

The officer stopped the spread of the fire and arrested Crispi, who had a blood-alcohol content of 0.346, the charges state. Due to her impaired state, she was taken to the hospital for a medical clearance before being booked into jail.

"The doctor asked her about the fire … and she stated she was attempting to start a fire in the house to get back at (her ex-boyfriend)," the charges state.

In addition to the arson charge, Crispi is also charged with burglary, assault by a prisoner, interfering with an arresting officer, electronic communication harassment and intoxication. She is due in court April 14.



From the KSL Website (http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=29224033#HGiXxh3GjSPodvUJ.03)

[WØTKX]

ABBA and Squeeze Bacon.

Life is wonderful.

[NA4BH]

ABBA and Squeeze Bacon.

Life is wonderful.

How did that song go?

Can you smell the bacon Fernando
I remember the pancakes cooking...............

[W9JEF]

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Decades ago, there was a TV comedy in which the
main protagonist's favorite expression was "Kiss my grits."

Might "Squeeze my bacon" be an appropriate retort? :lol:

[HUGH]

It's either a novelty toothpaste or for people with no teeth.