Prizes, Surprises, and Uprises

[NA4BH]

It seems like there is an uptick in the mailing/sending of toys, trinkets, and other stuff on the Island. So we need to start a central thread where all the useless priceless commodities can be displayed and discussed. As many of you know Eddie and I are on the escalating scale towards nuclear war, there can be no intervention as the fate of the world has been predetermined. SORRY, you go with us. So, if and when you get hit by the shrapnel of this battle it is incumbent (nice word) of you to report it and post a picture and a list of the causalities that were affected.

So I'm sitting here today totally getting my ass beat down with work and the postal chariot stops in front of my house. The lady gets out and actually has to walk to my front door to drop off two (two mind you) packages. I feel sorry for her as she has not had that much exercise since Dewey beat Truman. I'm still getting raked over the coals when the wife gets home, so I asked her to get the mail at the street and whatever was left on the front porch. She comes back in and says "You have two packages on the porch". I ordered some stuff online and grab the Amazon box first. I hunted down my utility knife and sliced through the tape like a surgeon cutting butter, the cuts were exact. It's here I yelled, It's here. I could hear the wife running back to witness the excitement first hand as I pulled out..............


http://www.stupid.com/assets/images/LIQASS_1.jpg

Liquid Ass?


Mr. Rat Putin claims he didn't do it. It came Amazon Prime. I remember someone talking about having a Prime account. All it will take is a little searching to find the the person(s) behind this. It has now escalated to a Global level and the cluster bombs are being dusted off.

This is your only chance for redemption, own up to it or the bear gets it. You have caused many innocent people to become targets.


I will reveal what was in the other box tomorrow, after I discuss this with mt Minister of War.


It's GAME ON

[K7SGJ]

It never ceases to amaze me, that when something bizarre happens, all the fingers point this way. I'm innocent I tell ya, in-0h-cent.

Or should I say In-Oh-scent?

[NA4BH]

OK, so no one will come forward to confess their actions? Then I will have to confide in the only person I can trust here and I know who I am.

May God have mercy on your souls.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=698aaw8Alhw

[K7SGJ]

This could get ugly.

[PA5COR]

( grabbing popcorn) ;)

[W7XF]

{grabbing Febreze and more :popcorn:}

[N2NH]

Going to the lobby for some popcorn. Anybody need some?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9eGke6Ip48E/Tv1r0Tcqh-I/AAAAAAAAAG8/7lYs5K951JE/s640/Let%2527s+All+Go+To+The+Lobby+File.jpg

[NA4BH]

( grabbing popcorn) ;)

I'm thinking you just made the list. :rofl:

Edward, what say ye? Does this constitute the first international incident?

[K7SGJ]

I'm thinking you just made the list. :rofl:

Edward, what say ye? Does this constitute the first international incident?

Why yes, yes it does. It's high time we put the Netherlands on the map.

We'll talk..........

[WX7P]

Here's what I got from some desert rat who was looking for cans in the Sonoran desert...

11890

I had it fumigated...

[K7SGJ]

Here's what I got from some desert rat who was looking for cans in the Sonoran desert...

11890

I had it fumigated...

Now that's what I call a find. Probably plated with gold from the Lost Dutchman's mine. There are only two like that in the whole world. The other one is covered in dead bugs.

[NA4BH]

Actually it's coated with uranium, the jokes on Janet. On the positive side, her teeth have never been whiter.

[K7SGJ]

She always did have that......that.......well.....that glow.

[NA4BH]

Attention General Rat, we have a new player in the mixing bowl.

Seems a certain person sent something, without provocation, that broke three International Treaties and caused two babies in Brazil to cry. I guess said person knew that my chair was squeaking and wanted to help me out and lube it up. Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, you slid deep in the battlefield down near the silly cone. I won't give out your name, but Charles knows who I'm talking about. By the way, I'll take a sex on the beach or a mudslide, your choice. :rofl: :rofl:


FAJITA


A note to anyone wanting to play, be careful what you send as it might offend. Not the case here.

[NA4BH]

Here is the Wire Lady Eddie was having a fit over.

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3741/13234707823_813dd3f9ce_z.jpg


The only girl Eddie ever had, he misses her.

[K7SGJ]

Here is the Wire Lady Eddie was having a fit over.

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3741/13234707823_813dd3f9ce_z.jpg


The only girl Eddie ever had, he misses her.

Only because I haven't had a clean pot since I parted with her brillo pad.

[NA4BH]

Eddie, I've rolled the dice and spun the wheel to determine the next contestant. It should be in the mail Wednesday. Who will it be?

[K7SGJ]

Eddie, I've rolled the dice and spun the wheel to determine the next contestant. It should be in the mail Wednesday. Who will it be?

You can tell me, I won't tell.

[NA4BH]

The football has been punted.

[K7SGJ]

The football has been punted.

Did it make it to the end zone yet?

[NA4BH]

One should be close, the other was just booted.

[KG4CGC]

Fuzzy handcuffs. And they're simply ADORABLE!

[NA4BH]

Picture or it never happened

[KG4CGC]

Picture or it never happened

Picture after dark. When the mood lighting is more appropriate.

[NA4BH]

The next bird is scheduled to land on Monday.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/BAT%20CAVE/27d893f1-3a2f-4c35-b265-c76322f93d88_zpsb8be9313.png

[NA4BH]

Those are cute.

The choice is yours, keep them or send them on to the next contestant.

[KG4CGC]

Those are cute.

The choice is yours, keep them or send them on to the next contestant.

I almost feel that you didn't pick them out yourself.

[K7SGJ]

Those are cute.

The choice is yours, keep them or send them on to the next contestant.

But do try them out first, and let us know how they work.

[KG4CGC]

But do try them out first, and let us know how they work.

This is turning into the premise for one of those movies, like, The Hangover.

[K7SGJ]

This is turning into the premise for one of those movies, like, The Hangover.


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