You call that a cat

[K7SGJ]

Now this is a cat


http://youtu.be/MNCzSfv4hX8

[N2CHX]

Meow

[KK4AMI]

Oh please NICE KITTY! I would always wonder if they were my best pals, or just like to play with their food.

[NQ6U]

Imagine cleaning out the litter box...

[K7SGJ]

Imagine cleaning out the litter box...


And finding your leg in it......

[N2NH]

And finding your leg in it......

So that's where it went.

[K7SGJ]

Sorry about that, Lefty.

[kb2vxa]

You remember this infamous lid. The only reason he survives is cats are fussy eaters.

[w3bny]

Its always nice to have a cougar on your lap X3


http://youtu.be/z1tih6dsjCg

[KJ3N]

Now this is a cat


http://youtu.be/MNCzSfv4hX8

That's a 200 pound pussy that will eat YOU.

[N2ADV]

My cat will let you rub her belly exactly 3 times before shredding your arm. Wonder what this one would do. Holy crap.

[NQ6U]

My cat will let you rub her belly exactly 3 times before shredding your arm. Wonder what this one would do. Holy crap.

Imagine what would happen when he decides to sharpen his claws on your couch. And I don't think saying "No! Bad kitty!" is going to have much of an effect on him.

[K7SGJ]

Imagine what would happen when he decides to sharpen his claws on your couch. And I don't think saying "No! Bad kitty!" is going to have much of an effect on him.

How bout smacking him on the nose with the NY Times?

[NQ6U]

How bout smacking him on the nose with the NY Times?

That might work—if it's the Sunday edition.

[X-Rated]

That might work—if it's the Sunday edition.

How horrible.

[K7SGJ]

How horrible.


Not if you've already read it.

[kb2vxa]

You read it, now kitty shred it...

Run, run, run, run
You better run all day
And run all night
Run from kitty
Get out of sight
'Cos if kitty catches you
Tryin' to be the fox
They're gonna send you back to mother
In a cardboard box
You better run

[W7XF]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-a-XSJb390