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[K7SGJ]

Check out the reviews and the Q&A.

http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U

[KK4AMI]

If I was buying a new house, I'd slap some insulation on the back of that thing and use it as a wall of the house.

Aww, hell. Why not five of them and make my whole house of them.

[NA4BH]

It weighs 190 pounds.

[suddenseer]

If I owned a sports bar, or sports eatery, I might consider purchasing one as an operating cost. I have a 48" LED in my bedroom. That is all I need. I am so cheap, I only have outside ant, and internet on it.

[N2NH]

Actually, I believe that Optimus Prime will deliver it for you and have Bumblebee set it up for you...
Cjdelcampo answered on December 4, 2013

Classic.

[kb2vxa]

Oh I got a laugh alright.

"4K Ultra HD with Micro Dimming: Best picture quality"
At $4K it damn well better be Ultra HD!!! What the hell is "Micro Dimming"? Best is subjective; belly busting Hershey Squirts are bad, straining to poop rocks is bad, soft and squishy is best.

"120Hz Refresh Rate: Better for general viewing, video games, action movies, and sports"
TV from its earliest beginnings had a 120Hz refresh rate so this is something new?

"Smart TV with Voice Control: Interact with streaming content and the web"
My cursing at commercials will drive it nuts in retaliation for its commercials driving ME nuts. What will it answer when I start yelling "What the hell did I do with that damn remote?" Is it smart enough to know?

[N2NH]

Oh I got a laugh alright.

"4K Ultra HD with Micro Dimming: Best picture quality"
At $4K it damn well better be Ultra HD!!!

That's $40K - you're saving $5K.

[kb2vxa]

Yeah I know, but it doesn't have 40K Ultra HD.

[XE1/N5AL]

According to the Technical Details, that gigantic TV runs on just two AA batteries (included). Simply incredible!

[kb2vxa]

GREAT, a portable!