Clown Shortage!

[NQ6U]

A sign of the Apocalypse! Or maybe it's the exact opposite...


Membership at the country's largest clown organizations has plunged over the past decade amid declining interest, old age and higher standards for the jokesters.

Full text here (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/exclusive-national-clown-shortage-approaching-article-1.1616801) (NY Daily News).

[K7SGJ]

But, but, but what shall we do with all the operational Yugos? Oh........wait.....never mind. Maybe that's the problem, a shortage of clown cars.

[AC8KF WALT]

so how much does a clown make these days?

[W2NAP]

so how much does a clown make these days?

about tree fiddy

[suddenseer]

so how much does a clown make these days?Probably not much, as they are always asking for a raise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3Jlepufsc

[K7SGJ]

Probably not much, as they are always asking for a raise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3Jlepufsc

Of course they are. Do you have any idea what it costs to have those shoes shined?

[N2NH]

Got a bunch of raw recruits right here on the Island.

[K7SGJ]

Hey, who you callin raw? I resemble that remark. Now where the hell did I put that rubber nose......

[W3WN]

Got a bunch of raw recruits right here on the Island.Funny, I was thinking the same thing, but I had the denziens of... another place in mind.

(Uh oh. Secret Squirrel is going to tell on me... and that wasn't even the place I had in mind...)

[NQ6U]

Got a bunch of raw recruits right here on the Island.

We're all Bozos on this bus.

[N2NH]

We're all Bozos on this bus.

Well I'm on the right bus. The short one.

[W7XF]

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Well I'm on the right bus. The short one.

[N2NH]

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Yah, just like the one I take to the bartender's place. And back. Usually strapped to the roof back.

[kb2vxa]

"We're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.”
“Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore."
“You aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.”
Wavy Gravy, America's perennial hippie clown.

[suddenseer]

Well I'm on the right bus. The short one.That was the title of a movie which featured several explicit gay, and straight sex scenes.

[W9JEF]

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Misfits, every one.

[N2NH]

That was the title of a movie which featured several explicit gay, and straight sex scenes.


Labeled "dyslexic and profoundly learning disabled with attention and behavior problems," Jonathan Mooney was a short bus rider--a derogatory term used for kids in special education and a distinction that told the world he wasn't "normal." Along with other kids with special challenges, he grew up hearing himself denigrated daily.

Link to Source (http://smile.amazon.com/Short-Bus-Journey-Beyond-Normal-ebook/dp/B000U0NSW2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392781190&sr=8-1&keywords=the+short+bus+a+journey+beyond+normal+by+ jonathan+mooney)

When I was 12, my parents were fond of telling people how wonderful they were taking care of their retarded son.

When I was 29, I aced an IQ test. Did 185 Questions in 5 minutes. None of the answers were wrong.

From my friends at MENSA and others with above average IQs, this is not unusual.

I'm on the right bus though.

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[n2ize]

A sign of the Apocalypse! Or maybe it's the exact opposite...


Membership at the country's largest clown organizations has plunged over the past decade amid declining interest, old age and higher standards for the jokesters.


Full text here (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/exclusive-national-clown-shortage-approaching-article-1.1616801) (NY Daily News).

There are plenty of clowns. All they have to do is go to the next Tea party rally.

[kb2vxa]

PLEASE don't insult the clowns, you wouldn't like to meet an angry clown. They all float down here.

[n0iu]

Did you hear about the two cannibals eating a clown?

So one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

So when the cannibals were done with the clown, they start eating a woman.

One says to the other, "Does this taste bitter to you?" and the other one replies....

"Yeah, its my ex-wife!"

[kb2vxa]

Did you hear the one about two clowns eating a cannibal?

One says to the other "Does this taste like leftovers to you?"

[N2NH]

I can watch all the clowns I want. All I hafta do is watch FOX News.:yes:

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[kb2vxa]

It must have been hungry, smelled a beaver, and tried to eat it.

[N2NH]

It must have been hungry, smelled a beaver, and tried to eat it.

Maybe it was a hint of the salmon of doubt or the scent of the despair squid?

[kb2vxa]

Yeah, some smell like salmon or squid left in the sun too long.