Putin Warns Gays Against Flamboyant Displays at Olympics

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WTF???




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SOCHI (The Borowitz Report (http://links.newyorker.mkt4334.com/ctt?kn=8&ms=NjA0Mjk1NgS2&r=NTczOTQ4OTU5ODQS1&b=0&j=MzYyNjM1NzY4S0&mt=1&rt=0))—Russian President Vladimir Putin said today that gay spectators should feel welcome at the upcoming Winter Olympics but warned them against “any flamboyant displays that draw unnecessary attention to themselves.”
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SOCHI (The Borowitz Report (http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/01/putin-warns-gays-against-flamboyant-displays-at-olympics.html))—Russian President Vladimir Putin said today that gay spectators should feel welcome at the upcoming Winter Olympics but warned them against “any flamboyant displays that draw unnecessary attention to themselves.”

“The Olympics have always been, and should always be, about the athletes,” President Putin said. “Any attempt by homosexuals to flaunt their bodies in a way that is distracting, provocative, or arousing will be frowned upon.”

“Specifically, gay spectators should remain fully clothed at all times, and resist the temptation to unveil their chiseled biceps or shredded abdominals,” he said.

“Furthermore,” he added, “under no circumstances should gays oil, grease, or otherwise lubricate their torsos in an effort to highlight their glistening, ripped pectorals.”

He closed his remarks with one final warning for gay spectators in Sochi: “Remember, this is the Olympics. It is strictly forbidden for you to expose your thighs, buttocks, or especially your nipples, erect from the frigid Russian air."

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. . . It's, like, satire, dude!"

Really? You think? ;)

[W7XF]

Putin is another douche canoe...

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Folks... BOROWITZ REPORT.... It's satire folks...

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He's Putin on the Ritz! Nice lookin' horse.

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MOOBS

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Call RuPaul!

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Attention:

Men's figure skating outfits will require approval by Putin.

That is all.

[NQ6U]

Men's figure skating outfits will require approval by Putin.

That bitch.

[kb2vxa]

Vicious, you hit me with a flower
You do it every hour
Oh, Putin you're so vicious
Vicious, hey why don't you swallow razor blades
You must think that I'm some kind of gay blade
But Putin, you're so vicious

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Attention:

Men's figure skating outfits will require approval by Putin.

That is all.

Anton Apolo Ohno can skate naked as far as I'm concerned! nom nom nom :werd: :spin:

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—Russian President Vladimir Putin said today that gay spectators should feel welcome at the upcoming Winter Olympics but warned them against “any flamboyant displays that draw unnecessary attention to themselves.”

That ought to keep most of the GOP away.

[kb2vxa]

Isn't he a Grand Old Putin? WHEEE!!!

[W9JEF]

Who would think that a country
whose architecture looks like this:

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would be anti-gay? ;)

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February 6, 2014
Sochi Hotel Guests Complain About Topless Portraits of Putin in Rooms

Posted by Andy Borowitz (http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/bios/andy_borowitz/search?contributorName=Andy Borowitz)


SOCHI (The Borowitz Report (http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/))—With the Olympics underway,
hundreds of visitors to Sochi are complaining that they
checked into expensive hotel rooms only to find them decorated
with seminude portraits of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

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The portraits, showing Mr. Putin shirtless and riding a variety of mammals,
adorn the walls of virtually every hotel room constructed especially for the Olympics
and were created at a cost of over two million dollars, Olympic officials said.

Tracy Klugian, who travelled from Ohio with his wife to attend the Sochi Games,
said that he was appalled to find his hotel room dominated by a gigantic portrait
of a shirtless Putin riding what appears to be a bear.

Said Mr. Klugian, “I did not travel thousands of miles just to be grossed out.”

For his part, President Putin has been dismissive of the complaints, today
calling the hotel guests “babies who cry.”

“These people who are complaining about what is on their walls should be grateful,”
he said. “At least they got one of the hotel rooms with walls.”

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That's counterproductive, it will ATTRACT gays!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4CEaoNADiY

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I've been waiting for Putin to come out and do an event or so without a shirt on.... Vhere ees gold medal....beetches

[W9JEF]

I've been waiting for Putin to come out and do an event or so without a shirt on.... Vhere ees gold medal....beetches

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Aww C'mon give him a break, he's trying.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/russia-anti-gay-law-vladimir-putin-3131016

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Google featured this "Rainbow Doodle" a couple days ago:

Below the image, the search engine highlights a quote from the Olympic charter:

“The practice of sport is a human right. Every individual must have the possibility
of practicing sport, without discrimination of any kind and in the Olympic spirit,
which requires mutual understanding with a spirit of friendship, solidarity and fair play.”

When clicking anywhere on the Doodle, Google took users
to the search results for “Olympic Charter.”


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Puta's version:
Every Russian must have the possibility of practicing sport, without gays of any kind and in the Communist spirit...