View Full Version : Nun in Italy Gives Birth
Says she had no idea she was pregnant and named the kid Francis.
Nice job, honey. That big check I promised you is in the mail.
—Pope Carlo l
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757
NA4BH
01-17-2014, 05:40 PM
She blamed it on the other guy.
VE7DCW
01-17-2014, 06:03 PM
I hope she's not going to try the "immaculate conception" routine :mrgreen:
K7SGJ
01-17-2014, 06:17 PM
I hope she's not going to try the "immaculate conception" routine :mrgreen:
Like anyone would ever buy that one.
kb2vxa
01-19-2014, 02:50 AM
It was the invisible man.
K7SGJ
01-19-2014, 09:30 AM
There goes the old adage that nuns don't get nun.
Seems that this nun wasn't on the run.
It was the Holy Spirit that schtupped her.
This sounds like a sub-plot out of one of Dan Brown's books.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angels_%26_Demons
K7SGJ
01-19-2014, 12:03 PM
I just hope she doesn't make a habit of it.
kb2vxa
01-20-2014, 08:38 AM
Sister Act.
VK3ZL
01-20-2014, 07:39 PM
Virgin Birth ????
Bob..VK3ZL..
Virgin Birth ????
Bob..VK3ZL..Why not? We have Virgin Records, Virgin Wireless, Virgin Airlines, Virgin Islands...
NA4BH
01-20-2014, 08:59 PM
Why not? We have Virgin Records, Virgin Wireless, Virgin Airlines, Virgin Islands...
Don't forget virgin daiquiris.
K7SGJ
01-20-2014, 09:56 PM
And Minnesota virgin wool.
NA4BH
01-20-2014, 10:00 PM
And Minnesota virgin wool.
I thought we agreed that we'd never speak of that night again. She said she was 18.
K7SGJ
01-20-2014, 10:03 PM
I thought we agreed that we'd never speak of that night again. She said she was 18.
Pulled the wool over yer eyes, and ewe fell for it.
NA4BH
01-20-2014, 10:11 PM
Oh yeah, you always take a cardigan when we play poker and try to bluff.
K7SGJ
01-20-2014, 10:14 PM
Sounds like someone tried to ram it to you. Maybe you should relax and go skein.
NA4BH
01-20-2014, 10:29 PM
Frankie says relax.
http://www.charliebitme.co.uk/ekmps/shops/ryanacres/images/men-s-frankie-says-relax-t-shirt-372-p.jpg
NA4BH
01-20-2014, 11:22 PM
Maveric lost the edge, he's gone. So sad.
AC8KF WALT
01-21-2014, 01:14 PM
but, is she huat?
but, is she huat?
Huat enough to be someone's bad habit.
W9JEF
01-21-2014, 03:22 PM
Huat enough to be someone's bad habit.
http://i36.tinypic.com/29l1n3l.jpg
No, more like:
http://c15131978.r78.cf2.rackcdn.com/ProdImages/Large/1/LargeA81505.jpg
Everyone knows how much nuns like fishnet stockings.
K7SGJ
01-21-2014, 07:25 PM
No, more like:
http://c15131978.r78.cf2.rackcdn.com/ProdImages/Large/1/LargeA81505.jpg
Everyone knows how much nuns like fishnet stockings.
Last time I saw fishnet stockings, there was a red snapper trapped in it.
kb2vxa
01-23-2014, 05:43 PM
SOOOooo... Why didn't you let it out?
K7SGJ
01-23-2014, 06:35 PM
SOOOooo... Why didn't you let it out?
Momma always said don't get too close to those things, if one gets a hold of you, it'll never let go. Plus, it would probably leave a mark that wouldn't ever buff out.
W9JEF
01-24-2014, 10:54 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3Su0ryFpK1I/TLeT6y2FQfI/AAAAAAAAAcs/aBSKZ99hCXY/s1600/7332_153831664452_9023924452_2616372_6867020_n.jpg
W9JEF
01-24-2014, 11:01 AM
No, more like:
http://c15131978.r78.cf2.rackcdn.com/ProdImages/Large/1/LargeA81505.jpg
Everyone knows how much nuns like fishnet stockings.
Go fish. ;)
http://s4.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/6695EC8A.jpg
She said she couldn't see him any more.
It was the invisible man.
Perhaps it was a Cardinal sin.
kb2vxa
01-31-2014, 09:24 AM
Yeah, and she hatched an egg.
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