Nun in Italy Gives Birth

[NQ6U]

Says she had no idea she was pregnant and named the kid Francis.

Nice job, honey. That big check I promised you is in the mail.


—Pope Carlo l

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757

[NA4BH]

She blamed it on the other guy.

[VE7DCW]

I hope she's not going to try the "immaculate conception" routine :mrgreen:

[K7SGJ]

I hope she's not going to try the "immaculate conception" routine :mrgreen:


Like anyone would ever buy that one.

[kb2vxa]

It was the invisible man.

[K7SGJ]

There goes the old adage that nuns don't get nun.

[N2NH]

Seems that this nun wasn't on the run.

[NQ6U]

It was the Holy Spirit that schtupped her.

[W3WN]

This sounds like a sub-plot out of one of Dan Brown's books.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angels_%26_Demons

[K7SGJ]

I just hope she doesn't make a habit of it.

[kb2vxa]

Sister Act.

[VK3ZL]

Virgin Birth ????

Bob..VK3ZL..

[W3WN]

Virgin Birth ????

Bob..VK3ZL..Why not? We have Virgin Records, Virgin Wireless, Virgin Airlines, Virgin Islands...

[NA4BH]

Why not? We have Virgin Records, Virgin Wireless, Virgin Airlines, Virgin Islands...

Don't forget virgin daiquiris.

[K7SGJ]

And Minnesota virgin wool.

[NA4BH]

And Minnesota virgin wool.

I thought we agreed that we'd never speak of that night again. She said she was 18.

[K7SGJ]

I thought we agreed that we'd never speak of that night again. She said she was 18.

Pulled the wool over yer eyes, and ewe fell for it.

[NA4BH]

Oh yeah, you always take a cardigan when we play poker and try to bluff.

[K7SGJ]

Sounds like someone tried to ram it to you. Maybe you should relax and go skein.

[NA4BH]

Frankie says relax.

http://www.charliebitme.co.uk/ekmps/shops/ryanacres/images/men-s-frankie-says-relax-t-shirt-372-p.jpg

[NA4BH]

Maveric lost the edge, he's gone. So sad.

[AC8KF WALT]

but, is she huat?

[NQ6U]

but, is she huat?

Huat enough to be someone's bad habit.

[W9JEF]

Huat enough to be someone's bad habit.

http://i36.tinypic.com/29l1n3l.jpg

[NQ6U]

No, more like:

http://c15131978.r78.cf2.rackcdn.com/ProdImages/Large/1/LargeA81505.jpg

Everyone knows how much nuns like fishnet stockings.

[K7SGJ]

No, more like:

http://c15131978.r78.cf2.rackcdn.com/ProdImages/Large/1/LargeA81505.jpg

Everyone knows how much nuns like fishnet stockings.

Last time I saw fishnet stockings, there was a red snapper trapped in it.

[kb2vxa]

SOOOooo... Why didn't you let it out?

[K7SGJ]

SOOOooo... Why didn't you let it out?

Momma always said don't get too close to those things, if one gets a hold of you, it'll never let go. Plus, it would probably leave a mark that wouldn't ever buff out.

[W9JEF]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3Su0ryFpK1I/TLeT6y2FQfI/AAAAAAAAAcs/aBSKZ99hCXY/s1600/7332_153831664452_9023924452_2616372_6867020_n.jpg

[W9JEF]

No, more like:

http://c15131978.r78.cf2.rackcdn.com/ProdImages/Large/1/LargeA81505.jpg

Everyone knows how much nuns like fishnet stockings.

Go fish. ;)
http://s4.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/6695EC8A.jpg

[HUGH]

She said she couldn't see him any more.


It was the invisible man.

[HUGH]

Perhaps it was a Cardinal sin.

[kb2vxa]

Yeah, and she hatched an egg.