Just When You Thought the Holidays Couldn't Possibly Get Any Worse- Krampusrotica.

[N2NH]

Yes, Krampusrotica comes along. A book about a mythical European demon who helps Santa by keeping bad kids in line or, dragging them off to hell. Seems that there are some sick puppies out there, or very kinky ones that want, well, naughty books about Krampus...


You might remember that a few months ago the entire Internet -- me included -- simultaneously stumbled on the thrilling and mystifying world of monsterotica e-books. It turns out that cheap, short porn stories for people who really, really want to have sex with dinosaurs and D&D monsters is a thriving business, so it probably shouldn't have come as a surprise that, like every other form of media, there's a subgenre of a subgenre devoted entirely to Christmas. And it's mostly about ladies who want rough sex from the Krampus...

NSFW! Do not operate heavy machinery after reading this link. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. All the usual disclaimers...

Undeniable Proof That European Christmas Is Terrifying (http://www.cracked.com/blog/undeniable-proof-that-european-christmas-terrifying/)

[N8YX]

The Krampus which really matters:

11249

[PA5COR]

The writer of that sorry piece of journalistic sewer article has several facts wrong.

Our Santa Claus is on December the 5th, and based on th old Spanish R.C. Bshop Sint Nicolaas, from Myra, and not the fake Santa Claus from the North Pole.

Your Santa Claus does have it's background through Dutch emmigrants into the USA but was basterdised to your version of Santa Claus.
And yes, our bishop comes with black pete or Zwarte Piet ment to bring some fear in the hearts of bad behaving kids ;) all in a good manner.

Our version dates back to the 12th century though.

The modern figure of Santa Claus is derived from the Dutch (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Netherlands) figure of Sinterklaas (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Sinterklaas), which, in turn, has part of its basis in hagiographical (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Hagiography) tales concerning the historical figure of Christian bishop (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Bishop) and gift-giver Saint Nicholas (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Saint_Nicholas). During the Christianization (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Christianization) of Germanic Europe (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Germanic_Europe), this figure may have absorbed elements of the god Odin (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Odin), who was associated with the Germanic pagan midwinter event of Yule (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Yule) and led the Wild Hunt (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Wild_Hunt), a ghostly procession through the sky. Over time, traits of this character and the British folklore character Father Christmas (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Father_Christmas) merged to form the modern Santa Claus known today.

Saint Nicholas of Myra (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Saint_Nicholas) was a 4th-century Greek Christian bishop (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Bishop) of Myra (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Myra) (now Demre) in Lycia (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Lycia), a province of the Byzantine (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Byzantine_Empire) Anatolia (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Anatolia), now in Turkey (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Turkey). Nicholas was famous for his generous gifts to the poor, in particular presenting the three impoverished daughters of a pious Christian with dowries (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Dowry) so that they would not have to become prostitutes (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Prostitute).[7] (https://forums.hamisland.net/#cite_note-msnbc-7) He was very religious from an early age and devoted his life entirely to Christianity. In continental Europe (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Europe) (more precisely the Netherlands (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/The_Netherlands), Belgium (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Belgium), Austria (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Austria) and Germany (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Germany)) he is usually portrayed as a bearded bishop in canonical robes.


In the Netherlands (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Netherlands), Belgium (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Belgium) and Luxembourg (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Luxembourg), Saint Nicholas ("Sinterklaas", often called "De Goede Sint"—"The Good Saint") is an elderly, stately and serious man with white hair and a long, full beard. He wears a long red cape or chasuble (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Chasuble) over a traditional white bishop's alb (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Alb) and sometimes red stola (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Stole_(vestment)), dons a red mitre, and holds a gold-coloured crosier (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Crosier), a long ceremonial shepherd's staff with a fancy curled top. To administer the distribution of presents Sinterklaas writes in the book of Saint Nicholas that contains notes on all children that indicate whether the child has been good or naughty during the year. He traditionally rides a white-grey horse. Saint Nicholas is aided by helpers commonly known as Zwarte Piet (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Zwarte_Piet) in Dutch ("Black Peter") or "Père Fouettard (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/P%C3%A8re_Fouettard)" in French. His feast on December 6 (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Saint_Nicholas_Day) came to be celebrated in many countries with the giving of gifts. However, in the Netherlands the Dutch celebrate on the evening of December 5, with a celebration called "pakjesavond" ("gifts evening", or literally "packages evening"). In the Reformation (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Protestant_Reformation) in 16th-17th-century Europe, many Protestants and others changed the gift bringer to the Christ Child or Christkindl (https://forums.hamisland.net/wiki/Christkindl), and the date for giving gifts changed from December 6 to Christmas Eve.[20] (https://forums.hamisland.net/#cite_note-20)

Tradition holds that Saint Nicholas (Sinterklaas) and his aides arrive each year by steam boat from Spain in mid November. Black Peter carries with him the book of Saint Nicholas. The rest of the entourage carries gifts, chocolate letters and spice nuts to be handed to the well-behaved children. During the subsequent three weeks, Saint Nicholas is believed to ride a white-grey horse over the rooftops at night, delivering gifts through the chimney to the well-behaved children, while the naughty children risk being caught by Saint Nicholas's aides that carry jute bags and willow canes for that purpose.[21] (https://forums.hamisland.net/#cite_note-21)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus

[N2NH]

The writer of that sorry piece of journalistic sewer article has several facts wrong...

I doubt if it's journalism Cor, more like satire. Apparently there's a market for high-spirited women who have a thing for mythological bad boys. Sort of sets the back story of the flood in perspective. And yes, I can answer any who want to understand what I mean by that, I know that is rather cryptic.

[kd6vm]

I doubt if it's journalism Cor, more like satire. Apparently there's a market for high-spirited women who have a thing for mythological bad boys. Sort of sets the back story of the flood in perspective. And yes, I can answer any who want to understand what I mean by that, I know that is rather cryptic.

If you are referring to interpretations of Genesis 6, I understand and agree.

[N2NH]

If you are referring to interpretations of Genesis 6, I understand and agree.

Um-hm. Boffing Nephalim. Some things never change.