View Full Version : HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
N2CHX
12-20-2013, 03:20 PM
Getting this in now while it's still all fresh and stings you right-wingers like a bitch.
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And, to further that:
http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz79/gyrogeerloose/merry-effing-xmas.gif
W9JEF
12-20-2013, 04:51 PM
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/329/b/2/merry_holidays___by_dark_zadar_j_0-d5m5an3.png
http://blog.humuhumu.com/wp-images/tiki-wonderland-at-tonga-hut.jpg
http://rlv.zcache.com/bah_humbug_grumpy_cat_greeting_cards-r9f7254df6ce94fafa4d2ded28aa980f6_xvuat_8byvr_512. jpg
As seen in my avatar (changed last night)...
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...or its cousin...
http://www.goodmansprinting.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/images.jpeg
KG4CGC
12-20-2013, 07:10 PM
NSFW
Santa's a dick. OR, he's a turd.
The Devil wears red and white.http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/1503966_10152135855474085_640099959_n_zpsebbb3f66. jpg
ALERT!
KG4NEL
12-20-2013, 07:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STXF9PZkjSQ
PA5COR
12-20-2013, 07:18 PM
Happy Hollidays to you all ;)
KG4CGC
12-20-2013, 07:19 PM
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14mPAZkJvd4
n2ize
12-20-2013, 07:45 PM
Merry Christmas
Felice Navidad
Joyeux Noel
Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Cook Kwanzaa
Holidays suck but how the hell are ya anyhow...
However you say it it's the thought that counts to me.
NA4BH
12-20-2013, 07:48 PM
I think I dated Felice Navidad, nice girl. She made her own clothes.
VE7DCW
12-20-2013, 07:53 PM
I think I dated Felice Navidad, nice girl. She made her own clothes.
That has to be one of those Mexican traditions that are closer to you than us in this part of the world.... :mrgreen:
http://youtu.be/sWEfszb9h8Q
n6hcm
12-20-2013, 09:02 PM
SEASON'S BLEATINGS!!1!
NA4BH
12-20-2013, 09:04 PM
Jeebus, we haven't had a goat here in years.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VwUqIP3L5zA/TWY1S8hzgHI/AAAAAAAABIE/jSXUbqykwGg/s1600/TOP-STORY-3-GOAT.jpg
K7SGJ
12-20-2013, 09:07 PM
I think I dated Felice Navidad, nice girl. She made her own clothes.
Yeah, someone posted a video of her on here a week or so ago knitting a sweater. https://forums.hamisland.net/showthread.php/26765-From-the-You-have-to-see-it-to-believe-it-department?p=567846&viewfull=1#post567846
VE7DCW
12-20-2013, 09:08 PM
Jeebus, we haven't had a goat here in years.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VwUqIP3L5zA/TWY1S8hzgHI/AAAAAAAABIE/jSXUbqykwGg/s1600/TOP-STORY-3-GOAT.jpg
You've got to be kidding! :rofl:
K7SGJ
12-20-2013, 09:10 PM
You've got to be kidding! :rofl:
He should take it and ram it, don't ewe think?
NA4BH
12-20-2013, 09:13 PM
Oh crap, the Canadian is in on it. :whistle: :lol:
K7SGJ
12-20-2013, 09:13 PM
Oh crap, the Canadian is in on it. :whistle: :lol:
His money is good here, just not worth as much as ours.
NA4BH
12-20-2013, 09:15 PM
His money is good here, just not worth as much as ours.
Yeah but, they think bacon is round and not flat.
K7SGJ
12-20-2013, 09:17 PM
Yeah but, they think bacon is round and not flat.
Who can tell with all that fucking syrup on it?
NA4BH
12-20-2013, 09:19 PM
Who can tell with all that fucking syrup on it?
People in Minnesota. They're half Canadian you know.
They know the half truth.
K7SGJ
12-20-2013, 09:29 PM
People in Minnesota. They're half Canadian you know.
They know the half truth.
I know which half you identify with, and it ain't the upper half.
NA4BH
12-20-2013, 09:31 PM
I know which half you identify with, and it ain't the upper half.
Go mash the button on the worlds most important gadget. PLEASE
VE7DCW
12-20-2013, 09:41 PM
People in Minnesota. They're half Canadian you know.
They know the half truth.
Hmmmmm ....... this must be a sign of that "I wish I were truly Canadian" hang-up that you and Carl have been displaying lately ....... :mrgreen:
NA4BH
12-20-2013, 09:45 PM
I'm only Canadian behind closed doors in the dark. You don't have pictures, do you?
K7SGJ
12-20-2013, 10:28 PM
I'm only Canadian behind closed doors in the dark. You don't have pictures, do you?
We have a lot of names for people behind closed doors, in the dark. Canadian doesn't happen to be one of them. Just sayin..............
KG4CGC
12-21-2013, 12:51 AM
People in Minnesota put friggin BEANS, ON EGGS! WTF is wrong with them?
This is really NSFW
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/CP_Xmas_zps50bd2fad.jpg
NSFW
Santa's a dick. OR, he's a turd.
The Devil wears red and white.http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/1503966_10152135855474085_640099959_n_zpsebbb3f66. jpg
ALERT!
A brown, dick shaped Santa with ANL on his belt buckle of all places...whoever made this is freaky.
...maybe a Canadian from Minnesota. :mrgreen:
KG4CGC
12-21-2013, 03:18 PM
A brown, dick shaped Santa with ANL on his belt buckle of all places...whoever made this is freaky.
Sold locally in the diabetic candy section. It's sugar free. Local DJ bought them and the joke ensued.
KG4CGC
12-21-2013, 03:19 PM
Nice tree in this pic.
Is that a Japanese Maple?
Nice tree in this pic.
How many beers later?
Sold locally in the diabetic candy section. It's sugar free. Local DJ bought them and the joke ensued.
All that AAAAND sugar free! :lol:
K7SGJ
12-21-2013, 05:38 PM
All that AAAAND sugar free! :lol:
Does it really matter? I mean..........would you put one in your mouth?
Sugar free chocolate? I dont believe the two should ever meet. I dont like milk chocolate to begin with....but the dick shaped santa adds a nice comedic touch to it all.
KG4CGC
12-21-2013, 06:16 PM
Melts in your .... Oh, never mind.
I guess Santa really IS black on the inside!
KG4CGC
12-21-2013, 06:40 PM
FOX "news" was still trying to say they're right by showing what they called the original St. Nick. He looked like a older Syrian man. They have gray hair after they age and Syria was under the influence of the Crusaders before the Muslims ran them all out.
So, St. Nick may have been a Christian but, he wasn't exactly ... white.
I cant wait for the argument and subsequent shit storm over Fred Flintstones lineage erupts! Thats a hot topic for sure.
St. Nicholas was born in Bari, on the Adriatic coast of what's now Italy. Yep—Santa was a Guinea.
BTW, the maternal side of my family hails from Bari so, who knows? I could be related to The Fat Man myself.
WWHCT? (What Would Herman Cain Think?)
NM5TF
12-21-2013, 08:04 PM
be sure to take the Children to the Mall to get their pictures taken with Santa....he's almost dressed
and ready for them to sit on his lap.......:evil:
K7SGJ
12-21-2013, 08:05 PM
St. Nicholas was born in Bari, on the Adriatic coast of what's now Italy. Yep—Santa was a Guinea.
BTW, the maternal side of my family hails from Bari so, who knows? I could be related to Santa!
Thanks for that. You just fucked up my Christmas's from now on.
(What? Herman Cain Can Think?)
Fixed that for you, OM.
K7SGJ
12-21-2013, 08:06 PM
be sure to take the Children to the Mall to get their pictures taken with Santa....he's almost dressed
and ready for them to sit on his lap.......:evil:
And you did, too.
VE7DCW
12-21-2013, 08:21 PM
Thanks for that. You just fucked up my Christmas's from now on.
Yup.....my Coca-Cola poster vision of Santa Claus went right down the toilet with all this historical truths as well.....i'm scarred for life!
Carl's attempt at claiming "honourary Canadian" title! ........damn! :mrgreen:
N2CHX
12-21-2013, 08:32 PM
Does it really matter? I mean..........would you put one in your mouth?
I would.
Just sayin'
Yup.....my Coca-Cola poster vision of Santa Claus went right down the toilet with all this historical truths as well.....i'm scarred for life!
Carl's attempt at claiming "honourary Canadian" title! ........damn! :mrgreen:
"Honorary," you mean? Freakin' Canucks can't even spell their own mother tongue...
K7SGJ
12-21-2013, 08:52 PM
I would.
Just sayin'
I'd like to party with you......................
KC9ECI
12-21-2013, 10:19 PM
Seasons beatings!
W5BRM
12-21-2013, 10:41 PM
NSFW
Did any of you ever see the documentary on Father Christmas's?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FReZqgTjS8I
Father Christmas also needs careful handling and training
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExRx09GN-N0
I saw these a few years ago... Pretty dark but entetaining
KG4CGC
12-21-2013, 11:52 PM
Seasons beatings!
There he is.
Hello, Chief.
I guess Santa really IS black on the inside!
"You're dreaming of what kind of Christmas??"
http://funny4me.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Black-Santa.jpg
W9JEF
12-22-2013, 01:36 PM
"You're dreaming of what kind of Christmas??"
http://funny4me.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Black-Santa.jpg
. . . :-D . . . :lol: . . . :rofl:
"You're dreaming of what kind of Christmas??"
http://funny4me.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Black-Santa.jpg
In related news: Fox News Anchor Megyn Kelly Admitted into Psychiatric Ward (http://www.newslo.com/fox-news-anchor-megyn-kelly-admitted-into-psychiatric-ward/)
W9JEF
12-22-2013, 01:50 PM
...a CLASSIC from 1958:
http://images.45cat.com/stan-freberg-green-christmas-capitol-2.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5IXlfJSEi4
W9JEF - ya know; I have a copy of that book there in your avatar! haha
I was walking by the media center (that's what a school library is called now) and there was a copy n the free book pile. I snagged it and read it.
...a CLASSIC from 1958:
http://images.45cat.com/stan-freberg-green-christmas-capitol-2.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5IXlfJSEi4
That Drew Carey never ages.
WØTKX
12-22-2013, 03:00 PM
I'm getting tired of the MN bashing. I grew up there.
And Canadians are great pragmatic philosophers.
:neener:
http://youtu.be/FLBfc0ZcAgw
http://youtu.be/FLBfc0ZcAgw
KC9ECI
12-22-2013, 03:37 PM
There he is.
Hello, Chief.
No need to stand on formality, I haven't even had the white helmet for a whole month yet.
W9JEF
12-22-2013, 09:08 PM
W9JEF - ya know; I have a copy of that book there in your avatar! haha
I was walking by the media center (that's what a school library is called now) and there was a copy n the free book pile. I snagged it and read it.
Thank you.
Over the years, I've received letters and emails from hams whose introduction to ham radio
came from Aunt Ethelyn's book. It's a bit dated, our local library got shed of theirs.
Of course I have a copy that's autographed by the author. :)
I think they're still available through e-bay or Amazon.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Season's Greetings and Pass the Ammo Box. I didn't get any as a present and the matches are coming up (The Bastids).
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Season's Greetings and Pass the Ammo Box. I didn't get any as a present and the matches are coming up (The Bastids).The last few years, I've developed a preference for this version:
Merrry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.Would you believe...
Waiting on my desk this morning, a Happy Festivus greeting. Airing of Grievances (in the 1st floor conference room) at 2 PM, followed by Feats of Strength at 2:45.
K7SGJ
12-23-2013, 09:57 AM
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Season's Greetings and Pass the Ammo Box. I didn't get any as a present and the matches are coming up (The Bastids).
Aaaaah, you'll put yer eye out. Just remember it's the thought, not the caliber that counts.
N8GAV
12-23-2013, 11:02 AM
Merry Kiss a moose.........Only not with your car, you will total it..............
Joyous Ecstatic Merry Happy Christkawanzaasolsticefestivusmas to all.
Maybe that should be multiple choice?
Merry Christmas!! The shitter was full!
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W9JEF
12-23-2013, 02:06 PM
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kb2vxa
12-24-2013, 08:09 AM
Happy Hollandaise, may you get thoroughly sauced. All you need is eggnog yolk <hic> and liquid butter, usually seasoned with lemon juice, salt, and a little white pepper or cayenne pepper.
W9JEF
12-24-2013, 12:19 PM
Happy Hollandaise, may you get thoroughly sauced. All you need is eggnog yolk <hic> and liquid butter, usually seasoned with lemon juice, salt, and a little white pepper or cayenne pepper.
i tRIED THAT (ALONE WITH SUM c2h5oh)... IT'S o. k. ...tANKS VARY MULCH
Whoa!
....been sampling the eggnog there?
KG4NEL
12-24-2013, 09:02 PM
Whoa!
....been sampling the eggnog there?
I'm impressed, I usually pass out before I can see the keyboard even that much.
kb2vxa
12-24-2013, 09:47 PM
Impressed with what? They say THAT'LL leave a mark and it usually does. Well, better impressed than embossed, less painful.
Sugar free chocolate? I dont believe the two should ever meet. < snip >Sadly, for some of us, that is a necessity these days.
It's that, or no chocolate at all.
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