WTF? Thread: Counterintuitive and Incongruous Stuff You've Noticed Lately

[W9JEF]

Like, despite the ever-expanding size of the American posterior,

they have actually reduced the width of the toilet paper.

The rolls of Charmin Basic "bathroom tissue" have been recently cut by 1/4 inch.

I don't think this is the first of the shrinkage, it's happened before.

In our holder, there's now a conspicuous half-inch of tubing

exposed at each side of the roll.

[K7SGJ]

And this is important because................................

[KG4CGC]

We already have a thread like this.

https://forums.hamisland.net/showthread.php/10747-Random-Thoughts

Search and read instead of spam dumping.

[W4GPL]

Yeah, seriously. Don't make me limit the number of threads a person can create.

[N8YX]

Further, let's keep the "non-ham-related" stuff in the non-ham area of the forum.

Signal-to-noise ratio, ya know? ;)

[ad4mg]

Moved to a more appropriate forum by the crabby-assed admin... :squint:

[K7SGJ]

Moved to a more appropriate forum by the crabby-assed admin... :squint:

To the porcelain convenience, I hope?

[WØTKX]

Counterintuitive and Incongruous?


Doesn't have to be... Maybe "True Grit" would be more direct?

http://neverbuyastripperadrink.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sandpaper-tp.jpg

:hyper:

[W7XF]

<snip>Like, despite the ever-expanding size of the American posterior<snip>
But I like big butts....

but not these butts. All of you str8 boys, and Kelli, enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rz4I69mQMo

[KB3LAZ]

Now all we need is someone to go around and bark like a duck, moo. Yep, that sounds about par for the course.

[KG4CGC]

Now all we need is someone to go around and bark like a duck, moo. Yep, that sounds about par for the course.

Goatse rooster says, "thhhrrrhrhrhrhrhrhrrprprprrpppp."

[KB3LAZ]

Goatse rooster says, "thhhrrrhrhrhrhrhrhrrprprprrpppp."

I'm not sure if that is what Danny Antonucci had in mind. Nonetheless, it is close enough.

[KG4CGC]

As seen elsewhere. NSFW.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Dog%20Walk/bunne_zps2313d889.gif

[KB3LAZ]

As seen elsewhere. NSFW.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Dog%20Walk/bunne_zps2313d889.gif

Ha!

[K7SGJ]

Doesn't have to be... Maybe "True Grit" would be more direct?

http://neverbuyastripperadrink.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/sandpaper-tp.jpg

:hyper:

We islanders are trying to go green. We use these since there is no waste, so to speak.

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[W9JEF]

We already have a thread like this.

https://forums.hamisland.net/showthread.php/10747-Random-Thoughts

Search and read instead of spam dumping.

But, but, but... if I dare to resurrect an old thread...




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Squiggly_P/Thread_That_Wouldn_t_Die.jpg

[N2NH]

WTF? Thread: Counterintuitive and Incongruous Stuff You've Noticed Lately

Oh, right, like this thread.

[kb2vxa]

For constipated goats there is always this:

[PA5COR]

Nice auger you have there, wouldn't it be a shame if anything happened to it? ;)

[wa6mhz]

Some RAT BASTARD in Upper Management at Charmin probably said they can save a BILLION DOLLARS by decreasing the width. " NO ONE will ever notice!!! NO ONE WILL CARE!!!"

Well, I am going back to KIRKLAND Shitter paper, even if it is like Sandpaper! I want my MONEYSWORTH!!!!

A quarter inch????!!!! I will hafta use an EXTRA SHEET to make up for it!

On edit, I do most of my PAPERWORK here at work, and management complains that I go through almost a ROLL A DAY!!!

Well, I like to do things THOROUGHLY!!!

[NA4BH]

You can't argue with a person that completes the paperwork.

[WØTKX]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/GayettysMedicatedPaperAdvertisement.jpg

[N2NH]

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[kb2vxa]

Like his great grandson Crazy Etty, Gay Etty's prices were INSANE!

[W9JEF]

Sarah Palin's book against the commercialization of Christmas came out in time to make money on Christmas.http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1646227/thumbs/o-152405932-570.jpg


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/12/8-times-that-prove-the-wo_n_4899202.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

[w6tmi]

I was wondering why my bathroom stationary kept falling through the little clampy things.

[kb2vxa]

"Sarah Palin's book against the commercialization of Christmas came out in time to make money on Christmas."

It comes naturally for Sarah Only In It For The Money Paloin. That's her brand name for the anti-diarrheal suspension containing kaolin that makes her anal retentive. If shit can't come out the back end it comes out the mouth.