Playing with my food

[KG4CGC]

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[NQ6U]

Way cool, Charles! What did you start with? I can see you mirrored at least four sections.

[K7SGJ]

You may have stumbled onto a use for those fruit cakes that last forever. That would make an unusual Yule decoration.

[KG4CGC]

Look closely. It's a pizza I made. I do mean made.

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[K7SGJ]

Papa Johns wants YOU!

[kb2vxa]

It's a pizza, sort of, so when you open your place are you going to call it Zhacopy or is that the name of the pizza?

[KG4CGC]

Just "Zha."

Papa I hate American people John only wants to pay 23 cents an hour.

[kb2vxa]

And I'm sure he's just rotten enough to ___copy it. Insect parts ingredients, lousy pizza, Papa Ripoff's.

[KG4CGC]

A chork pop named Maxwell. See his face?

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[kb2vxa]

There's proof his electromagnetic field theory works best at microwave frequencies.

[KG4CGC]

It's a nice night, for a, white pizza.


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[KG4NEL]

A chork pop named Maxwell. See his face?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/photobucket-509-1386740592377_zpsc5e7a2dc.jpg

No, but I see my reflection(s).

[KG4NEL]

It's a nice night, for a, white pizza.


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Hey, little goat cheese, what have you done...

[KG4CGC]

Here's what I'm starting with tonight. Just about to top it and heat up the oven.


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[KG4CGC]

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[KG4CGC]

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[wa6mhz]

I saw the MUSHY-ROOMY-ROOM-ROOM and figured that wouldn't be a Fruit Cake. Looks like an Incredibly DELICIOUS PIZZA!!!! OH, how I want one of those, with PLENTY of EXTRA CHEESE!!!

I can LOOK and DREAM!!!

[KG4CGC]

Go easy on the cheese. Around here I call it artery putty. I've gone lighter on the cheese compared to years past.
Why, back in the day, I used to use up to a pound of cheese on the more complex layered 2" high pies. Of course that doesn't beat the pizza a Colombo's employee made 25 years ago. It was on a medium chassis and a single slice weighed a pound. Scale we used was calibrated too. These days that whole pizza would run about $40 and if it could be made, no boss would approve it. Imagine trying to make something like that at Papa John's. They have web cams all over the store so that customers can watch their pizza being made online.
These days I start from scratch.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/photobucket-34511-1387684158385_zps9f1619a3.jpg

[KG4CGC]

Hey, little goat cheese, what have you done...

OH! It finally sunk in!

[NQ6U]

Your dough recipe would be greatly appreciated.

[KG4CGC]

Your dough recipe would be greatly appreciated.

You didn't like my dough recipe. You said no real pizza dough contains baking powder. If I don't use baking powder it comes out like heavy baked pasta.
I have used spice in dough including diced garlic and crushed chips.

[NQ6U]

You didn't like my dough recipe. You said no real pizza dough contains baking powder. If I don't use baking powder it comes out like heavy baked pasta.
I have used spice in dough including diced garlic and crushed chips.

Oh, yeah, you're right. I remember that now. You pizza heretic, you.

[KG4CGC]

Oh, yeah, you're right. I remember that now. You pizza heretic, you.

Literally like it's aldente in the center.

[K7SGJ]

Literally like it's aldente in the center.


I'm familiar with aldente. Didn't he marry Rose bud, or was that Ollie Anders?

[KG4CGC]

I'm familiar with aldente. Didn't he marry Rose bud, or was that Ollie Anders?

The dough just can't cook in the center without some baking powder. I mean, ferchriisake! It's called "baking" powder!

[K7SGJ]

I guess it's true what they say about pizza chefs. Ya crabby bastid

[KG4CGC]

I guess it's true what they say about pizza chefs. Ya crabby bastid

You ain't see crabby yet. I still have to walk in 6 inches of water to feed the dog. The dog isn't in any water but the path around him is.
Been raining like water leaking through a 3 foot pipe with a 6 foot hole in it.

[NA4BH]

I guess it's true what they say about pizza chefs. Ya crabby bastid


They're not from the upper crust.

[K7SGJ]

They're not from the upper crust.


Our Pope is; he lives in the calzone, and you know how flakey, stuffed, and cheesy he is.

[NQ6U]

The dough just can't cook in the center without some baking powder. I mean, ferchriisake! It's called "baking" powder!

Pizza dough should be leavened with yeast, young man! But if you'll repent, I'll absolve you of your pizza-related sins. Now, go, and sin no more. Domini Domini Domini and a splash of holy water on your noggin. You're good to go.

Da Pope.

[kb2vxa]

Dominoes Dominoes Dominoes pizza vobiscum.

[KG4CGC]

Tonight: Booreetoe Crust Quicky.
Oh yes, with pesto.



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[kb2vxa]

Oh no, that looks like a spot on the floor after a wild party.

[W9JEF]

Oh no, that looks like a spot on the floor after a wild party.

I am reminded of my binging days in Wausau.

While I'm barfing in a Pizza Hut parking lot,

the waitress comes out and say's "Your pizza's ready." :sick:

[kb2vxa]

I am reminded of my binging days in Wausau,
While I'm barfing in a Pizza Hut parking lot.
The waitress comes out and says
Your pizza's ready, piping hot.

You'll never be a song writer stumbling through the parking lot of an invisible 7-11.

[KG4CGC]

Eat my ass. If you don't have anything nice to say, then shut the fuck up.

[kb2vxa]

That's interesting. Maybe you should do likewise? That being said, don't expect me to engage you in a flame war. I have better things to do with my life.

[KG4CGC]

That's interesting. Maybe you should do likewise? That being said, don't expect me to engage you in a flame war. I have better things to do with my life.

Feel free to do whatever you want in politics but the Santorum has overflowed the bowl and spilled into the kitchen.



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[KG4CGC]

I am reminded of my binging days in Wausau.

While I'm barfing in a Pizza Hut parking lot,

the waitress comes out and say's "Your pizza's ready." :sick:
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[ad4mg]

Seriously... :irked: