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W7XF
12-05-2013, 10:42 PM
Code Question Answer or Statement

QAS Are you speaking out of your ass? I am speaking out of my ass
QBA How big is your antenna? My antenna is BIG!
QBO Buddy, can you spare some soap? Don't sit next to that guy in the meeting.
QBS Did I tell you about the one that got away? It's getting deep in here.
QBS Should I clean the bird sh*t off my antenna so I can hear you Clean the bird sh*t off your antenna so you can hear me
QCW Why are you whistling Morse? I am going to whistle Morse Code on FM (or SSB)
QDR Do you have a Receiver? (In respone to QRL) Damn Right the frequency is busy! (In response to QRL)
QET Has anyone called me from another planet? Phone home.
QEW Is copy difficult due to Ear Wax? Copy is difficult due to Ear Wax.
QFF How high are the front feet on your radio? My front feet are "n" high
QFH Is this frequency hogged? This frequency is MINE! Go elsewhere.
QHI Are you leaving after only one transmission? I am jumping in quick to say hi, then going QRT.
QKB How many knobs does your radio have? My radio has "n" knobs.
QKN How many of them do you know how to use? I think I know how to use "n" of them.
QLF Are you sending with your left foot? I am sending with my left foot.
QLK Are you sending with your left foot and keyboard? I am sending with my left foot and keyboard.
QNO Are you sending through a non-standard orifice? I am sending through a non-standard orifice.
QOF Are you an old Fart? Yes, I am an Old Fart.
QOK Was my last transmission OK? Your last transmission was Okie Dokie.
QPM Is my signal purr modulated? Your signal is purr modulated.
QRC Are you a rag chewer? Warning, rag chewer on frequency.
QRG Am I transmitting in or near an amateur band, and if so which one? You are transmitting in or near the ... (wave length or frequency) amateur band.
QRW QRP, you are Really Weak? Yes, I am running QRP really weak.
QWC Who cares? I don't care.
QWC Do you have to go to the bathroom? I have to go to the bathroom.
QZZ Is that a 50/60Hz hum, or are you snoring? I fell asleep at the mike.[/center]

:rofl:

W9JEF
12-06-2013, 01:47 AM
^^^ I'm neither affirming NOR DENYING ;) ^^^

QNN? Is that "5NN" you sent my true signal report?

If so, why do you need my CALL and SEC AGN???

KG4CGC
12-06-2013, 01:58 AM
LOL! I farkled!

kb2vxa
12-06-2013, 12:06 PM
Funny? YOU BET! In the Twilight Zone of Amateur Radio certain realities stand out and I'm sure the OTs have experienced a few.

QKB How many knobs does your radio have? My radio has "n" knobs.
He said KNOBS.

QKN How many of them do you know how to use? I think I know how to use "n" of them.
If this is his first boat anchor it'll confuse the hell out of him!

QLF Are you sending with your left foot? I am sending with my left foot.
At an OBARC left foot contest Phil K2PG used an unmodified straight key sending at a good clip and he won.

QPM Is my signal purr modulated? Your signal is purr modulated.
I lost count of the cats perched atop the old boat anchor.

QRW QRP, you are Really Weak? Yes, I am running QRP really weak.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY3LoATtY2o

QWC Who cares? I don't care.
Actually I do, now I have to clean the coffee spray off my monitor!

QZZ Is that a 50/60Hz hum, or are you snoring? I fell asleep at the mike.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJpALdxzFzA

KG4NEL
12-06-2013, 09:10 PM
QQQ:

http://fractals.s3.amazonaws.com/vrac/img-pew-pew-bird-777.jpeg

KG4CGC
12-06-2013, 09:25 PM
QQQ:

http://fractals.s3.amazonaws.com/vrac/img-pew-pew-bird-777.jpeg

Did we not discuss this already?
Do Not stick Q-tips up a bird's rectum.
How many times do I need to say that?

KG4NEL
12-07-2013, 01:26 PM
It's for laminar flow control...boundary layer aerodynamics, etc...

KK4AMI
12-07-2013, 01:44 PM
Is there such a thing as QQQQ?

kb2vxa
12-07-2013, 02:09 PM
I thought you were helping the little fellow out cleaning the accumulation that weighs the tail section down causing him to fly at an awkward attitude.

"Is there such a thing as QQQQ?"
That would be QQQT, the last two for Q Tip.

W9JEF
12-08-2013, 09:19 PM
Is there such a thing as QQQQ?

Can you hum a few bars of it?

(Oops, wrong thread.) :)

kb2vxa
12-09-2013, 02:19 PM
May I remind you? QZZ Is that a 50/60Hz hum, or are you snoring? I fell asleep at the mike. (;->)

w8nsi
12-10-2013, 08:58 AM
One possible edit and addition:
QFH Is this frequency hogged?
QFO F**k off the frequency is MINE!

:)