Oh really? A town by that name?

[KØWVM]

Oh man this article is hilarious!

http://www.banderasnews.com/0611/nw-fucking-austria.htm

[kb2vxa]

We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed.
What is this big Fucking joke?
Just this morning I had to tell an English lady that there were no Fucking postcards.
But for the British, it's all about Fucking.
Please - not so fast!

Oh lawdy, lawdy, lawdy........................
In NJ there's a state highway that runs along the Delaware River, highway 31. The state got tired of replacing signs, it used to be 69.

[N2NH]

"Yet still there is this obsession with Fooking,"

That's what she said last night.

Amazing. A town named that. Who knew?

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/lewisblack.jpg

[KØWVM]

That's what she said last night.

Amazing. A town named that. Who knew?

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/lewisblack.jpg

From what some of coworkers told me it's a 5 hour road trip from where I am here in Germany. Hmmm... Thinking a roadtrip may have to happen next summer when we go back to Alps of southern Germany/northern Austria on vacation.

[KØWVM]

We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed.
What is this big Fucking joke?
Just this morning I had to tell an English lady that there were no Fucking postcards.
But for the British, it's all about Fucking.
Please - not so fast!

Oh lawdy, lawdy, lawdy........................
In NJ there's a state highway that runs along the Delaware River, highway 31. The state got tired of replacing signs, it used to be 69.

http://www.banderasnews.com/1012/to-fooking.htm

"Only three types of tourists apparently venture to this area: those who want to take in the beautiful Alpine scenery, those who want to see Adolf Hitler's birthplace in Braunau, and those who want to visit Fucking, which tend to be the same sort of people interested in climbing the nearby mountain called Wank.

According to "Fucking Travel Tips" on the website Virtual Tourist, the number one thing to do in Fucking is "seeing the road signs," which summarizes the sightseeing potential of the village quite precisely. But the lack of excitement hasn't stopped hordes of primarily young British tourists from making a pilgrimage to pay their respects to Lord Focko each year.

Summertime is the prime season for sex tourists to visit and needle local conservative sensibilities by taking pictures of themselves in front of the Fucking road sign, often in various degrees of nudity or even during sexual intercourse.

According to the Fucking mayor, Franz Meindl, the village has made road signs more theft-resistant by fitting them in concrete. It has also installed CCTV cameras — although they are nowhere to be seen — to stop tourists from stealing the signs. But nothing seems to work.

The only place in town that legitimately cashes in on Fucking's fame is a bed and breakfast called Gasthof Lindlbauer. Although it sits a few hundred feet behind the road sign marking the end of Fucking, it provides sex tourists with a handful of pleasant rooms decorated, somewhat discouragingly, with a sculpture of a crucified Jesus. But for those unwilling to fornicate outside by the Fucking sign, the guesthouse does provide a legal alternative.

It is only a matter of time until the restaurant starts serving the new, controversial brew called "Fucking Hell," a type of pale lager, or "hell" in German. The European Patent Office first rejected the trademark, but was forced to approve it earlier this year after a German brewery claimed that Fucking Hell just means "lager from the village of Fucking."

"Sometimes, I think somebody should open up a nightclub or swingers club in Fucking," he said.

In that rebel spirit, Lindlbauer has a studio filled with his own erotic-imagery paintings and portraits of pop stars that he sometimes sells to souvenir-starved tourists. On the wall, he spray-painted a logo of the cigarette company Lucky Strikes, with the letters switched up to read "Fucky Likes." His paintings go from about $100 for a small rendition of a naked playmate to about $1,000 for a portrait of the artist formerly known as Prince.

"This might be the only Fucking village in the world," he said proudly and as far as he knows, he is the only Fucking artist. Although many an artist would kill to have his address, Lindlbauer hopes to leave Fucking behind one day and move to California."

[NA4BH]

You need to drive a MOPAR vehicle and steal the sign, then when you get back home, you can get the Fuck out of Dodge.








Be sure to tip your waitress before you leave.

[NA4BH]

http://www.banderasnews.com/1012/to-fooking.htm
$100 for a small rendition of a naked playmate to about $1,000 for a portrait of the artist formerly known as Prince.


Lindlbauer hopes to leave Fucking behind one day and move to California."

For Fucks sake, I hope he's kidding.

[KØWVM]

For Fucks sake, I hope he's kidding.

Is there a Like button similar to what they have on Facebook? LOL!

[KØWVM]

You need to drive a MOPAR vehicle and steal the sign, then when you get back home, you can get the Fuck out of Dodge.









Be sure to tip your waitress before you leave.

LOL!

[ad4mg]

Rumpus Room material right here!

[n2ize]

Could you imagine your address

Joe Schmoe
2901A Route 212x
Fucking , XY, 12345

[kb2vxa]

"Lothar Lerch, who writes frequently about Fucking for Virtual Tourist, recommends a road trip from Kissing, Germany to Fucking, Austria. A direct route from Kissing to Fucking takes just over two hours. A suggested scenic route includes stops in Petting or Tittmoning. A detour through Condom, let alone Wedding, takes much longer."

At least now we know his first name.

[KØWVM]

Rumpus Room material right here!


Yeah... No lie, I completely forgot about the Rumpus Room... LOL!