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WN9HJW
11-22-2013, 08:16 AM
Condom maker breaks down penis size by state, city (http://www.dailyfinance.com/2010/03/26/condom-maker-breaks-down-penis-size-by-state-city/)



So what happens if I move to a different state?

W3WN
11-22-2013, 08:19 AM
Switch brands

PA5COR
11-22-2013, 09:18 AM
Southern men have smaller penises but bigger trucks and more guns. Go fig. ;)

K7SGJ
11-22-2013, 09:51 AM
Condom maker breaks down penis size by state, city (http://www.dailyfinance.com/2010/03/26/condom-maker-breaks-down-penis-size-by-state-city/)



So what happens if I move to a different state?

Just like ham radio, put a / on your dick.

NQ6U
11-22-2013, 10:37 AM
Ahem. San Diego—number 3.

K7SGJ
11-22-2013, 11:05 AM
Hmmmm. Does this mean I have to move?

N2NH
11-22-2013, 01:31 PM
Southern men have smaller penises but bigger trucks and more guns. Go fig. ;)

Who coulda foreseen? Ahem. NY State #3.

K7SGJ
11-22-2013, 02:36 PM
I don't think those are "ranking" numbers; I believe they are inches.

N8OBM
11-23-2013, 12:50 AM
Well I'm not surprised by DC being number 2 but, I am surprised that New Jersey came in number 32. Some of the biggest dicks I've met were from New Jersey, not that we have a shortage of them here in New York.

Archie N8OBM

W2NAP
11-23-2013, 01:11 AM
#4 Indiana

N8YX
11-23-2013, 12:06 PM
Southern men have smaller penises but bigger trucks and more guns. Go fig. ;)

Jealous?

N2NH
11-23-2013, 12:24 PM
Well I'm not surprised by DC being number 2 but, I am surprised that New Jersey came in number 32. Some of the biggest dicks I've met were from New Jersey, not that we have a shortage of them here in New York.

Archie N8OBM

I think that New York has them beat. Um.. ah?

W7XF
11-23-2013, 12:56 PM
I don't think those are "ranking" numbers; I believe they are inches.
SIZE QUEEN! :rofl:

kb2vxa
11-23-2013, 07:00 PM
"Some of the biggest dicks I've met were from New Jersey..."

I thank you kind sir, not to brag TOO much; I have the balls to match. Even my state has one and it's the biggest dick of all. Just take a look at that thing, it's the size of a COUNTY! Then when it comes to balls South Park, Colorado has BALLS.

PA5COR
11-23-2013, 07:17 PM
Dutch are the tallest peeps in the world with according appendages... ;)


Jealous?

K7SGJ
11-23-2013, 08:23 PM
Dutch are the tallest peeps in the world with according appendages... ;)


Just remember, a woodie has nothing to do with shoes.

N2NH
11-23-2013, 09:35 PM
I don't think those are "ranking" numbers; I believe they are inches.

:lol:

Now, when do they rank vaginas?

suddenseer
11-24-2013, 10:28 AM
Since I am gay, condom use is a necessity. I had a wittenburg student visitor last week. It turned out he would not fit into the trojan condom that I supplied. This has never happened to me before. We made a quick trip to a local grocery store for a box of Magnum XL. I now keep both condoms in the dresser. I am not sure, but I think he was from Jersey.

KG4CGC
11-24-2013, 10:36 AM
They don't make condoms like they used to. I believe I've wrecked more than my share since deregulation.

Too bad Trojan doesn't make a heavy duty condom anymore.

suddenseer
11-24-2013, 10:46 AM
They don't make condoms like they used to. I believe I've wrecked more than my share since deregulation.

Too bad Trojan doesn't make a heavy duty condom anymore.us gay boys could take those statements and go very far with them….Not what I think you intended. But for real, until same partner sexually active people get tested for stds, condoms are needed. They are not 100% effective. They are better than nothing. They may have kept me disease free all these years in spite of being a whore.

suddenseer
11-24-2013, 10:48 AM
They don't make condoms like they used to. I believe I've wrecked more than my share since deregulation.

Too bad Trojan doesn't make a heavy duty condom anymore.us gay boys could take those statements and go very far with them….Not what I think you intended. But for real, until same partner sexually active people get tested for stds, condoms are needed. They are not 100% effective. They are better than nothing. They may have kept me disease free all these years in spite of being a whore.

KG4CGC
11-24-2013, 11:19 AM
I suppose you could.
Some time around 1988, condoms went to shit. First it was the lesser known brands, then Trojan.
Putting expiration dates on condom packages didn't address the problem. They were just poorly made.

kb2vxa
11-24-2013, 04:39 PM
Now I'm wondering about lesbians.

K7SGJ
11-27-2013, 10:21 PM
I suppose you could.
Some time around 1988, condoms went to shit. First it was the lesser known brands, then Trojan.
Putting expiration dates on condom packages didn't address the problem. They were just poorly made.

Condoms went to shit? I think you're wearing it wrong.

NA4BH
11-27-2013, 10:24 PM
Condoms went to shit? I think you're wearing it wrong.


Then came the root cellar warning.

K7SGJ
11-27-2013, 10:25 PM
I like it better when you're in SC.

NA4BH
11-27-2013, 10:35 PM
Charles doesn't. He FAJITA's very little anymore.

suddenseer
11-28-2013, 03:56 PM
SIZE QUEEN! :rofl:
I have read some wisdom from an unreferenced source. "It is not the size of the sword that matters, but the skill of the swordsman".

WØTKX
11-28-2013, 05:00 PM
"It may not be long, but it sure is skinny."

This used to work as a pickup line. No, seriously.
Self deprecating humor, plus the curiosity factor.

:lol: