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KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 06:34 PM
http://happyplace.someecards.com/27670/website-tracks-every-use-of-the-f-word-on-twitter-in-real-time

Check the map.
NQ6U
11-20-2013, 06:39 PM
One should never say "fuck" online. If one says "fuck" online, one could end up really being fucked so don't say "fuck".

Fuck you,

—Da Pope
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 06:40 PM
Fuck you and fuck everybody who looks like you you fucking fuck.
NQ6U
11-20-2013, 06:45 PM
Fuck you and fuck everybody who looks like you you fucking fuck.

Thank you. Are we engaged now?
NA4BH
11-20-2013, 06:48 PM
Both of y'all go fsck your respective selves. And shut the fsck up, you can't say fsck on the internet. It's a federal law in some states.
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 06:48 PM
Thank you. Are we engaged now?

Depends. Have you had root cellar rejuvenation?
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 06:49 PM
Both of y'all go fsck your respective selves. And shut the fsck up, you can't say fsck on the internet. It's a federal law in some states.

And if you can't fucking spell, get right the fuck on the fuck outta this fucking place you fucking fuck.
NQ6U
11-20-2013, 06:49 PM
Both of y'all go fsck your respective selves. And shut the fsck up, you can't say fsck on the internet. It's a federal law in some states.

Charles, that fucking fuck told us to go fuck ourselves. Are we gonna just fucking sit here and fucking take it or are we gonna fucking go and fuck him up real fucking good?
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 06:51 PM
Charles, that fucking fuck told us to go fuck ourselves. Are we gonna just fucking sit here and fucking take it or are we gonna fucking go and fuck him up real fucking good?

Fuck him, fuck you and fuck the truck you rode in on you fucking fuckhole fuck.
K7SGJ
11-20-2013, 06:52 PM
What the fuck?
NQ6U
11-20-2013, 06:53 PM
What the fuck?

Fuck if I know.
NA4BH
11-20-2013, 06:53 PM
Ok, now you've fscking done it.
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 06:54 PM
What the fuck?

Rat shit
Bat shit
Dirty old twat
69 assholes tied in a knot
Yay
Motherfuck
Shit

(old reform school football cheer)
NQ6U
11-20-2013, 06:55 PM
(old reform school football cheer)

Not that old. We were still using it when I was in reform school.
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 06:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ7lIRvb4-g
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 06:57 PM
Not that old. We were still using it when I was in reform school.

And you were fucking around when fucking dirt was fucking invented you fucking fuck.
N2CHX
11-20-2013, 07:02 PM
What the fuck? Fuckin' A! This is fucking bullshit!
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 07:04 PM
What the fuck? Fuckin' A! This is fucking bullshit!

OH! You fucking want some of this fucking too?
NQ6U
11-20-2013, 07:08 PM
And you were fucking around when fucking dirt was fucking invented you fucking fuck.

Not true. Dirt was two years ahead of me in reform school.
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 07:11 PM
Not true. Dirt was two years ahead of me in reform school.

What the fuck you fucking lying sack of fucking fuck scum.
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 07:14 PM
Who the fuck fucking stole my fucking socks? Some fucking one fucking came the fuck in here, fucking stole my socks and fucking left every fucking thing else the fuck alone! What the fuck?
K7SGJ
11-20-2013, 07:16 PM
Who the fuck fucking stole my fucking socks? Some fucking one fucking came the fuck in here, fucking stole my socks and fucking left every fucking thing else the fuck alone! What the fuck?


Sounds like someone was stocking you, too.
NQ6U
11-20-2013, 07:16 PM
Who the fuck fucking stole my fucking socks? Some fucking one fucking came the fuck in here, fucking stole my socks and fucking left every fucking thing else the fuck alone! What the fuck?

Lousy sockfucker.
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 07:18 PM
Cheesus Fucking Christmas!
N2CHX
11-20-2013, 07:19 PM
OH! You fucking want some of this fucking too?

Well yeah. I like fucking.
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 07:20 PM
Sounds like someone was stocking you, too.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152585/oh-no-pony-hell-like-that
N2CHX
11-20-2013, 07:21 PM
Lousy sockfucker.

We're fucking socks now? Jeez, I think I'll stick to my fucking vibrator. Fucking a sock would be just totally fucking awkward. Not even sure how that would work.
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 07:21 PM
Well yeah. I like fucking.

Well fucking then. Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck and your little fucking Ninja too, fucker.
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 07:22 PM
We're fucking socks now? Jeez, I think I'll stick to my fucking vibrator. Fucking a sock would be just totally fucking awkward. Not even sure how that would work.

Reverse fucking osmosis.
N2CHX
11-20-2013, 07:23 PM
Well fucking then. Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck and your little fucking Ninja too, fucker.

Bring it!

fucker
K7SGJ
11-20-2013, 07:24 PM
We're fucking socks now? Jeez, I think I'll stick to my fucking vibrator. Fucking a sock would be just totally fucking awkward. Not even sure how that would work.

First, you have to take off the shoe, then....................
N2CHX
11-20-2013, 07:24 PM
Reverse fucking osmosis.

So you're saying I need to yank the water filter out of my fucking fridge and fuck it?
N2CHX
11-20-2013, 07:25 PM
First, you have to take off the shoe, then....................

Titty fucking sprinkles

mother fucker
K7SGJ
11-20-2013, 07:25 PM
So you're saying I need to yank the water filter out of my fucking fridge and fuck it?

Cool
K7SGJ
11-20-2013, 07:26 PM
Titty fucking sprinkles

mother fucker

I'm wanna bake with you some time.
NQ6U
11-20-2013, 07:28 PM
Fucking a sock would be just totally fucking awkward. Not even sure how that would work.

It's a fucking guy thing.
N2CHX
11-20-2013, 07:29 PM
I'm wanna bake with you some time.

Anytime :cool2:
N2CHX
11-20-2013, 07:29 PM
It's a fucking guy thing.

Yup. I can honestly say that never in my fucking life have I ever fucked a sock.
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 07:38 PM
So you're saying I need to yank the water filter out of my fucking fridge and fuck it?

If the fucking fridge fucking filter fucking fits, FUCK IT!
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 07:39 PM
Yup. I can honestly say that never in my fucking life have I ever fucked a sock.
Use your fucking fist you fucking fist fucking fucking sock fucking fister fucker!
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 07:39 PM
It's a fucking guy thing.

GOP White Wedding, fucker.
NQ6U
11-20-2013, 07:42 PM
GOP White Wedding, fucker.

Copulate that excrement.
K7SGJ
11-20-2013, 07:46 PM
My uncle, the priest, is getting a kick out of this thread. He said he wants to use part of it in his fucking sermon next fucking Sunday. I told him no one here would give a fuck if he did, and he said "Fucking A, you little fucker, Amen.
VE7DCW
11-20-2013, 07:51 PM
Copulate that excrement.

I think the mayor of Hiroshima was trying to say after the B-29 dropped the bomb(loosely translated) ......."what the fuck was that?!?" :-?
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 07:51 PM
My uncle, the priest, is getting a kick out of this thread. He said he wants to use part of it in his fucking sermon next fucking Sunday. I told him no one here would give a fuck if he did, and he said "Fucking A, you little fucker, Amen.

Digital audio or GET THE FUCK OUT!
fucker
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 08:07 PM
So what the fuck, fuckers? Are we fucking done telling the fuck each fucking other to fucking go fuck themselves?
Fucking slack fucking ass lazy fucking fucks.
NQ6U
11-20-2013, 08:21 PM
Oh, fuck off. Sockfucker.
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 08:24 PM
Fuck the fuck right the fuck off fucking dirt fucking daddy.
NA4BH
11-20-2013, 08:48 PM
I go out to dinner with the wife and this is what fucking happens? If I had half a mind, I'd close this fuckin' thread. What a bunch of fuckwads.
KJ3N
11-20-2013, 09:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot5LuXdVkjk
K7SGJ
11-20-2013, 09:12 PM
I go out to dinner with the wife and this is what fucking happens? If I had half a mind, I'd close this fuckin' thread. What a bunch of fuckwads.


You?.........A half a mind?..........that's stretching it.
NA4BH
11-20-2013, 09:21 PM
You?.........A half a mind?..........that's stretching it.


WTF????? I'm going back to Minnesota, it was nicer when I was there. Maybe it was Kansas.
K7SGJ
11-20-2013, 09:27 PM
WTF????? I'm going back to Minnesota, it was nicer when I was there. Maybe it was Kansas.

Wanna borrow my horse; he's been through the desert and has no name, but he does know the way. And not to San Jose'.
KG4CGC
11-20-2013, 09:33 PM
WTF????? I'm going back to Minnesota, it was nicer when I was there. Maybe it was Kansas.

Don't let Bachmann fucking fuck you with her 10 inch strap on with warts on it.
Unless you're into that kind of thing then who am I to judge.
NA4BH
11-20-2013, 11:54 PM
Wanna borrow my horse; he's been through the desert and has no name, but he does know the way. And not to San Jose'.



I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be home again. But the horse sounds nice, thanks. ARGO?
WØTKX
11-21-2013, 05:17 AM
Bumpersticker that used to be available in Breckenridge CO, you had to prove you were local to purchase:


Fuck you, you fucking fuck. It must suck to ski like you do.
Leave Breckenridge, and take those other fuckers with you.
K7SGJ
11-21-2013, 09:11 AM
Bumpersticker that used to be available in Breckenridge CO, you had to prove you were local to purchase:


Fuck you, you fucking fuck. It must suck to ski like you do.
Leave Breckenridge, and take those other fuckers with you.
I'm Good On QRZ


There
KG4NEL
11-21-2013, 11:16 PM
We're fucking socks now? Jeez, I think I'll stick to my fucking vibrator. Fucking a sock would be just totally fucking awkward. Not even sure how that would work.

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2012/08/sock-puppet-phase1.jpg
KG4NEL
11-21-2013, 11:17 PM
Bumpersticker that used to be available in Breckenridge CO, you had to prove you were local to purchase:


Fuck you, you fucking fuck. It must suck to ski like you do.
Leave Breckenridge, and take those other fuckers with you.


It's like "Keep Austin Weird", except real.
KG4CGC
11-22-2013, 12:45 AM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/1070058_564271966964520_1979962086_n_zps930e39ed.j pg
kb2vxa
11-23-2013, 07:27 PM
It only goes to show that fuck is the world's favorite thing to do. Too bad nobody believes the warnings, synchrony causes EARTHQUAKES! They don't call the shaky state Californucation for nothing.
KG4CGC
11-25-2013, 12:59 AM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/1467220_10152036304154802_294421256_n_zps80f5f001. png
W3WN
11-25-2013, 12:15 PM
Enough already. I'll bet you kids all think this is funny, don't you? Well, just wait until someone gets hurt.

Now, get off my frakin lawn!
KG4NEL
11-25-2013, 01:02 PM
Then it's really funny.
NQ6U
11-25-2013, 01:36 PM
"Be careful with that fuck! You'll put someone's eye out!"
KG4NEL
11-25-2013, 03:32 PM
"Be careful with that fuck! You'll put someone's eye out!"

Only if I ask her first.

Learned that one the hard way...
KG4CGC
12-11-2013, 03:42 AM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/Aliens%20Guy/894360_438597_zps61b97185.png
W9JEF
12-11-2013, 09:45 AM
If this thread gets any more f*cking vulgar,

I'm going to f*cking pull up my pants and log out!
kb2vxa
12-11-2013, 09:21 PM
It's about time, you got the log out a long time ago!
W9JEF
12-12-2013, 11:42 AM
It's about time, you got the log out a long time ago!


But when I leave it out, I'm forever tripping over it! :)
K7SGJ
12-12-2013, 11:53 AM
But when I leave it out, I'm forever tripping over it! :)


That's stretching it.
KG4NEL
12-12-2013, 01:32 PM
She told me otherwise.