Elmer

[NQ6U]

If you are someone's Elmer, is that person your Elmee?

[KG4CGC]

Yes.

[K9CCH]

I don't have an Elmer yet so I can't answer that.

[W7XF]

Here ya go, Chris!
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[Bubba]

I’ll Elmer you ...

[N8YX]

I’ll Elmer you ...

Wait wut?

[W7XF]

I’ll Elmer you ...
Нет, спасибо.

[K9CCH]

Нет, спасибо.



ROTFLMAO!

[W7XF]

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Be vewwy vewwy qwiet....I'M HUNTING EMCOMM WHACKERS!

[NQ6U]

Got to love this place—ten posts, one on-topic reply. Island Style, man.

[KG4CGC]

Yes.

[K9CCH]

No.

[Bubba]

Thats a higher than average percent.

[Bubba]

At least it didn’t turn into north korean gay porn, like a post of my recollection of a serious question.

[N8YX]

You simply can't top these threads.

[NA4BH]

You simply can't top these threads.

It's like spreading peanut butter on hot toast, it turns to goo and goes everywhere.

[K7SGJ]

It's like spreading peanut butter on hot toast, it turns to goo and goes everywhere.

Togu?

[Bubba]

It's like spreading peanut butter on hot toast, it turns to goo and goes everywhere.


I thought you were going to say peanut butter on hot dogs...

[K9CCH]

This island should come with a prescription for Ritalin when you get off the plane!!!

[K7SGJ]

This island should come with a prescription for Ritalin when you get off the plane!!!

Plane? WTF plane? They made me swim here, under water, with out coming up for a breath.

[K9CCH]

Plane? WTF plane? They made me swim here, under water, with out coming up for a breath.


Yeah well, I chartered a flight. The pilot and I worked out a "deal."

[K7SGJ]

Yeah well, I chartered a flight. The pilot and I worked out a "deal."

How high?

[kb2vxa]

De plane, de plane!
Uh, what was the question?

[NA4BH]

De plane, de plane!
Uh, what was the question?

The question was "Look like John Travolta", if you can.........

http://newspaper.li/static/dac817c3514ee766aeec5df975d68898.jpg

[K7SGJ]

De plane, de plane!
Uh, what was the question?

She's a little taller than Herve'

[K7SGJ]

The question was "Look like John Travolta", if you can.........

http://newspaper.li/static/dac817c3514ee766aeec5df975d68898.jpg

I really did like this version better


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UunIHpyObI

[NA4BH]

I like doing that, but the knife hurts.

[K7SGJ]

I like doing that, but the knife hurts.


Only when your buddies twist it.

[NA4BH]

The question is: "Do you know what inspired the tempo of Jive Talking"?

[NA4BH]

Only when your buddies twist it.

That happens often. They call it Twist and Shout.

[K7SGJ]

That happens often. They call it Twist and Shout.

I thought twist and shout was that dancing cleanser.

[NA4BH]

I thought twist and shout was that dancing cleanser.

No, you have that confused with the Jehovah's Witnesses.

[K7SGJ]

No, you have that confused with the Jehovah's Witnesses.

No, you have that confused with the witless protection program.

[NA4BH]

No, you have that confused with the witless protection program.

That's why the windows are so dark around here.

[K7SGJ]

That's why the windows are so dark around here.

Huh, that's good to know. I thought I was going blind.

[WØTKX]

You simply can't top these threads.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110523084944/spongebob/images/2/29/Welcome_to_the_Bikini_Bottom_Triangle.jpg

[NA4BH]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110523084944/spongebob/images/2/29/Welcome_to_the_Bikini_Bottom_Triangle.jpg


I swear to GOD I LOLed !!!!!!!!!

[K7SGJ]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110523084944/spongebob/images/2/29/Welcome_to_the_Bikini_Bottom_Triangle.jpg

Damn, I thought this was going to be about the bottom part of a woman's two piece swimsuit.

[NA4BH]

Damn, I thought this was going to be about the bottom part of a woman's two piece swimsuit.

It's a picture, it's not real.

[K7SGJ]

It's a picture, it's not real.

My third girl friend told me the same thing on the beach one night.

[Bubba]

My third girl friend told me the same thing on the beach one night.

Here, tell your third girlfriend to use these, it will be easier for her to grab, and she can she what she is doing at the same time...

[kb2vxa]

.

[KG4NEL]

My third girl friend told me the same thing on the beach one night.

At least you found one with some honesty - most of the time they're usually not so forthcoming that they're not au naturale...

[KG4NEL]

Have to make a guess based on density, effects of gravity, some simple differential calculus, etc...

[NQ6U]

Have to make a guess based on density, effects of gravity, some simple differential calculus, etc...

I fucking hate foreplay that involves quadratic equations.

[KG4NEL]

Engineering chicks, man. They're a special breed.

[NQ6U]

Engineering chicks, man. They're a special breed.

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[W3WN]

Got to love this place—ten posts, one on-topic reply. Island Style, man.In the immortal words of the Johnson clan (you know, the residents of Rock Ridge):

YOU BET YOUR A$$!!

[W3WN]

I really did like this version better


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UunIHpyObITHAT'S what the Island needs!

Someone recruit that Girl Scout Troop!