Couldn't have happened to a better person!

[K9CCH]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/17/michele-bachmann-vibrator-conservative-consultants_n_3611097.html


Controversial Congresswoman Michele Bachmann's battle with migraines has been well-documented (http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2011-07-20/politics/35266891_1_migraines-iowa-straw-poll-brian-p-monahan). But a conservative-leaning consultant group's attempt to send her a massager to alleviate the headaches almost ended in comical disaster after a sex toy was reportedly sent to Bachmann's office instead.

[W7XF]

Hopefully Batshit uses it.... cuz she has the wrong plumbing for Marcus to utilise!!!!

[kb2vxa]

Uh uh, she can't use what was intercepted... now who's got it? Hmmm? BTW I found Obama's magic wand in a motel room some years ago and let me tell you that thing has a knob, yes KNOB that'll vibrate your brains out! Heavy duty industrial strength for The Dead Zone.

[K9CCH]

BTW I found Obama's magic wand in a motel room some years ago and let me tell you that thing has a knob, yes KNOB that'll vibrate your brains out! Heavy duty industrial strength for The Dead Zone.

That wasn't Obamas... That was WX7F's. he left it in the roadside motel in a heated rush to get out the parking lot on time.

[W7XF]

That wasn't Obamas... That was WX7F's. he left it in the roadside motel in a heated rush to get out the parking lot on time.
Uhhhh.... not mine.....I don't have this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY

[suddenseer]

I wonder if it uses batteries, or plugs into AC?

[suddenseer]

That wasn't Obamas... That was WX7F's. he left it in the roadside motel in a heated rush to get out the parking lot on time.Who is WX7F?

[WØTKX]

A cowpoke in Montana with kids...

[WX7P]

A cowpoke in Montana with kids...

That was random...:lol:

[WØTKX]

Not at all...but it could be just one kid. http://www.qrz.com/db/WX7F

[NQ6U]

A cowpoke in Montana with kids...

He poked a cow and got kids? That's surprising--one would think he would have had to have poked a goat instead.

[suddenseer]

Don't try to kid me.

[NQ6U]

https://forums.hamisland.net/image.php?u=294&type=sigpic&dateline=1374354426

You need to adjust the vertical sync on that eyeball.

[K7SGJ]

Don't try to kid me.

It does sound like a baaaaad idea.

[NQ6U]

It does sound like a baaaaad idea.

You've really gotten my goat, Eddie. It would be-hoove you baaaaack off.

[K7SGJ]

You've really gotten my goat, Eddie. It would be-hoove you baaaaack off.

I guess I should go on the lamb, and so should ewe.

[NQ6U]

I guess I should go on the lamb, and so should ewe.

I lack the abilly-ty at the moment.

[K7SGJ]

I lack the abilly-ty at the moment.

I think you're trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

[W7XF]

All we needed....
10119

[NQ6U]

I think you're trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

I'm sheepish now that I've been found out.

[K7SGJ]

I'm sheepish now that I've been found out.


Ewe should be, and Flock Ewe

[K9CCH]

I wonder if it uses batteries, or plugs into AC?


Neither. She has a kick start.

[NQ6U]

Ewe should be, and Flock Ewe

You've got to be kidding. I can't believe I herd that from ewe.

[K9CCH]

Ewe should be, and Flock Ewe


No flock you... And ewe and ewe and ewe.

[WX7P]

No flock you... And ewe and ewe and ewe.

OH Boy (Said in Fred Flintstone voice) Super Troopers is on bargain basement Netflix.

I guess I'll have to watch it...

[K7SGJ]

You've got to be kidding. I can't believe I herd that from ewe.

Always trying to ram your point home. You're just pissed because you caught your mutton the couch licking his nutz.

[NQ6U]

You're just pissed because you caught your mutton the couch licking his nutz.

Say what?

[K7SGJ]

Say what?


mutt on the .........

never mind, you have cats?

[NQ6U]

mutt on the .........

never mind, you have cats?

Okay, I got it that time.

[K7SGJ]

Okay, I got it that time.

That's okay; I must admit, it was out there.

[NQ6U]

That's okay; I must admit, it was out there.

I was running out of goat puns anyhow.

[K9CCH]

I was running out of goat puns anyhow.


Wait...we were talking about goats???

[NQ6U]

I was just kidding. My ba-a-a-a-a-a-d

[K7SGJ]

I was just kidding. My ba-a-a-a-a-a-d

I thought you ran out? I feel like I've been fleeced.

[NA4BH]

I thought you ran out? I feel like I've been fleeced.

That wooled be funny.

[K7SGJ]

That wooled be funny.


It's about time to shepherd in a new topic.

[NA4BH]

It's about time to shepherd in a new topic.

It would take a crook.

[NQ6U]

It would take a crook.

Don't be a dip.

[K9CCH]

It's about time to shepherd in a new topic.


I would hoof but a couldn't think of anything.

[NA4BH]

Your thoughts seem to be cloven.

[suddenseer]

Q: Why did the ram run over the cliff?
A:He did not see the ewe turn.