Conspiracy Generator

[WØTKX]

The Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-glenn-beck-conspiracy.htm)Fair and Balanced Paranoia, Delivered on Demand

Just refresh to get a new one. When I first landed on the page:


We are under siege by lesbian environmentalists who are hatching schemes to bring your parakeet before a death panel.

Then a refresh...


Obama and his Civilian National Security force are brainwashing you so they can build a secret moon bunker where all the Czars will seek refuge after they blow up the Earth.

:rofl:

Needs moar graphs, IMHO. ;)

[NQ6U]

Funny site. I got this one:


Barack Osama and the radical Islamists controlling our government won't tell you about their real agenda, which is to strip us of our God-give right to hate our fellow man.

[WØTKX]

^^^ Best one yet!

[NQ6U]

^^^ Best one yet!

I dunno, I think this one might be even better:


We are under siege by a parade of militant homosxuals who are creating a army of Dennis Kucinich clones to help them tattoo a hammer and sickle on your buttocks.

http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz79/gyrogeerloose/communistparty.png

Them communists really know how to party.

[WØTKX]

Would be hilarious to run a similar quote generator on the Hamis front page. :yes:

[NQ6U]

Would be hilarious to run a similar quote generator on the Hamis front page. :yes:

We could come up with some good ones, I think. They'd all have to begin with "Hello", of course.

One more from the Beck Quote Generator:


There are granola-munching Maoists among us who don't want you to know that their real plan is to ban private property and turn it over to the collective. They don't want it to be We the People anymore. They want it to be We the Pot-Smoking Granny-Euthanizing Marxist Nazi Weasles.

[NQ6U]

Goddamn it, now you got me hooked on that stupid thing!


The same enemies of freedom who stole the presidential election should make you fear for your country because they're seeking to ban the Bible, which is exactly what Trotsky did during the Mexican Missile Crisis.


There are sushi-eating socialists among us who are using the same tactics the Nazis did to turn the Washington Monument into a giant bong.

Man, I'd like to see the Washington Monument turned into a giant bong and I don't even smoke pot any more.

[suddenseer]

Maybe the next gadget for the GB fans is the "Glenn Beck price of gold calculator".

[WØTKX]

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9291/beckgoldencalf425.jpg

[kb2vxa]

"We could come up with some good ones, I think. They'd all have to begin with "Hello", of course."

Oh GAWD no! On the other hand is some pink paint after leaning on the Bell 47 with an APU............