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WX7P
06-12-2013, 09:40 AM
Dangerous Cheescake. Beware!


DECATUR - Police arrested a Decatur man for domestic battery early Monday morning after he allegedly hurled a slice of cheesecake at his ex-wife.

http://www.pantagraph.com/news/state-and-regional/illinois/police-decatur-man-assaulted-ex-wife-with-cheesecake/article_a40c2c9c-d36a-11e2-9581-0019bb2963f4.html
W3WN
06-12-2013, 10:26 AM
What a crumb-y thing to do.
NQ6U
06-12-2013, 10:31 AM
What a crumb-y thing to do.

It really takes the cake.
X-Rated
06-12-2013, 12:14 PM
He's going the distance. He's going for speed.
KG4CGC
06-12-2013, 12:46 PM
Too cheesy.
VE7DCW
06-12-2013, 12:49 PM
It really takes the cake.

More to the point,this guy wants his cake and eat it too! :-|
X-Rated
06-12-2013, 01:01 PM
Let her ingest cheesecake by osmosis.
N2NH
06-12-2013, 01:30 PM
Betcha he's quick at cutting the cheese.
NQ6U
06-12-2013, 01:37 PM
Too cheesy.

Not gouda nuff for you?
W3WN
06-12-2013, 01:58 PM
Oh, c'mon guys. Can't we have some new puns?

These are so old, they're essentially all half-baked.
X-Rated
06-12-2013, 02:09 PM
He was ready to take her picture. He only wanted a cheesecake photo pose. When has there been a law against that?
NQ6U
06-12-2013, 03:24 PM
Oh, c'mon guys. Can't we have some new puns?

These are so old, they're essentially all half-baked.

I'm gonna croissant you off of my friends list for that one.
WØTKX
06-12-2013, 05:27 PM
He's going the distance. He's going for speed.

Wrong Cake tune. :mrgreen:

http://youtu.be/zknWYqboUzc


http://youtu.be/zknWYqboUzc
N2CHX
06-12-2013, 05:32 PM
They still make batteries in the US?
KC2UGV
06-12-2013, 05:57 PM
Oh, c'mon guys. Can't we have some new puns?

These are so old, they're essentially all half-baked.

Who do you think you are? The Cake Boss or something?
X-Rated
06-12-2013, 07:44 PM
In Western Kansas, they don't have the TV audience to support a full TV crew, so they piggyback a lot of programming from bigger cities. For example, Garden City, Kansas has a TV station that piggybacks off of KAKE-TV from Wichita. The callsign of the Garden City station is KUPK-KAKE.
NA4BH
06-12-2013, 08:46 PM
I mean, quiche, can't we all get along? Quit egging each other along. We should use a spring-form to get along, much like they do in diving. I'm just glad no one has called Graham a cracker yet. YA BASTIDS