How I helped catch the BMB'ers

[X-Rated]

1. I worked closely with customers to assure they used our high quality crystals in their circuits.
2. I have them install these circuits such as GPS and Bluetooth into nice automobiles such as the Mercedes ML350
3. I get someone to rent the ML350 and drive it around where the BMB'ers are hanging.
4. I get the BMB'ers to carjack the ML350.
5. Then I find a way for the driver to escape the vehicle and call police.
6. My crystal is helping the automobile to track its location to the police and they locate the ML350 easily.
7. Then police can start shooting and all that stuff and know that the people they are shooting are the bad guys.
8. Hope my crystal stays safe inside the vehicle under the dash.
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m165/n9xr/IMG_0468_zpsa85440bb.jpg

All in a day's work. No thanks needed. It's just my job.

[NQ6U]

I have to admire the subtlety of your approach.

[N8YX]

One simple trimmer capacitor across that crystal and all your careful engineering is for naught.

[X-Rated]

One simple trimmer capacitor across that crystal and all your careful engineering is for naught.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m165/n9xr/Tsarnav_zpsdea38362.png

How would that work? The Xc of the trimmer would be 180 ohms if you could drop in a 55pF trimmer and the motional arm of the crystal would be under 20 ohms.

[KG4CGC]

This is pretty good but what to do about the BM'ers at Dayton.

[X-Rated]

This is pretty good but what to do about the BM'ers at Dayton.

Everyone remained full of it this year and the flea market stayed clean. I was worried when they tried to flush Pat, but I said, Don't flush Pat, and they didn't. I can't imagine the carnage in the flea market if that had gone down.

[KG4CGC]

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