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05-15-2013, 03:14 PM
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3.0 out of 5 stars Rift in the time-space continuum May 15, 2013
By George Takei
The minute I plugged this cable in, I knew something was amiss. The first evidence? The small wormhole that appeared in our living room, right next to our holstein cowhide recliner. Peering into it I could discern the snarling face of a Ferengi, likely somewhere out in the Gamma quadrant.

Then things got really hairy. Brad shouted from the kitchen that he was detecting elevated tachyon levels from our Vita-Mix, so we immediately diverted power to our forward Romco Rotisserie array. Set it and forget it, indeed.

Still no go. The wormhole continued to grow. So I did what anyone in this rather awkward situation would. I recalibrated our George Foreman Grill (about 10 picometers), ejected the warp core from our Dyson Ball Vac, and unplugged all the Magic Jacks in the house. Bingo. No more worm hole.

I guess what I'm saying is that you can use this cable, but only if you have substantial Star Fleet training.


Use at your own risk. George is a professional.

N2NH
05-15-2013, 03:24 PM
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Use at your own risk. George is a professional.

Well I know one thing. That sure as heck wasn't Time-Warner Cable. You could barely get 400KB/ps on that abortion.

KG4CGC
05-15-2013, 03:35 PM
I lolz'd my pants just a bit. Maybe just a slight shart.

X-Rated
05-15-2013, 03:42 PM
Just don't shat-near here.

KG4CGC
05-15-2013, 03:47 PM
Just don't shat-near here.

Did you say, "Shat?"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqz-NmjBRAg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqz-NmjBRAg

N2CHX
05-15-2013, 05:09 PM
I love George.

n2ize
05-15-2013, 05:33 PM
Sounds like somebody had something strong. :) Actually it sounds a bit like something I wrote a few years ago. I'll share it in the "Island Artists/Musicians" forum when I get a chance.

NQ6U
05-15-2013, 05:46 PM
It's bullshit. Everyone knows a Dyson has only simple impulse engines.

The Veg-O-Matic, on the other hand...well, let's just say you need to keep a very close eye on the matter-antimatter reaction or you'll never get to enjoy a single one of those hundreds of julienne fries.