KA9MOT

[NQ6U]

Happy 52nd, Steve!

Did you know you share a May 6th birthday with Willie Mays?

[KC2UGV]

Happy natal anniversary!

[N2NH]

Best of Birthday Wishes.

[KG4CGC]

http://images.wildammo.com/2010/08/07/oh-crap-a-brick/
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/woodford_reserve_gr.jpg (http://s25.photobucket.com/user/bebop5/media/drinks/woodford_reserve_gr.jpg.html)

[KK4AMI]

Best Birthday Wishes!

[suddenseer]

:dance: Best Buthday wishes Steve!

[WØTKX]

Happy Natal! You're hard to shop for, but the Comic Book Guy (Simpsons) suggested this for a Birthday Card. :snicker:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120816194829/cardguide/images/thumb/e/e4/Motthebarber_PU95.jpg/400px-Motthebarber_PU95.jpg

[NQ6U]

Huh, here's one for you, Steve: Mot is a Semitic god (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mot_%28Semitic_god%29). Looks like you outrank me since I'm a mere Pope...


Mot is personified as a god of death. [...]. The name of the god, in its abstract meaning of death, survives use in the English language in the game of chess, "mate".

[VE7DCW]

Happy Birthday Steve! ........ have one on me! :cheers:

[WØTKX]

I saw that too. But I almost used the sperm mobility test definition. :mrgreen:

[XE1/N5AL]

¡Feliz Cumpleaños, Steve!

[AE1PT]

Huh, here's one for you, Steve: Mot is a Semitic god (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mot_%28Semitic_god%29). Looks like you outrank me since I'm a mere Pope...

Happy Birthday Steve!

Don't listen to Il Papa. It's bad luck to talk about death on a birthday... :shhh:

[K7SGJ]

Happy Birthday Steve. I hope you get/got laid.

[WØTKX]

It's that Catholic obsession with death and suffering.

[VK3ZL]

Crappyappyhappy Birthday Steve..

I knew if I kept typing I would get it right..
Go easy on Gretchen, she caught a rash from the last one..

Bob..VK3ZL..

[PA5COR]

Happy birthday Steve, have a good one ;)

[N8YX]

Happy birthday, Steve! :cheers:

[N2CHX]

Happy Proof Your Parents F*cked At Least Once Day! :wiggle:

[WV6Z]

Happy Birthday Steve!

[XE1/N5AL]

Is it just a coincidence that Steve, George Clooney (also 1961) and Rudolph Valentino were all born on the 6th of May?

[NQ6U]

Is it just a coincidence that Steve, George Clooney (also 1961) and Rudolph Valentino were all born on the 6th of May?

Don't forget the Say Hey Kid. Hit that ball, Willie.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/The_Catch.png

And catch it, too.

[W2NAP]

happy bday yo

[WØTKX]

Steve has said he chases the wife around the house.

Did he catch her? :chin:

[W3WN]

HB2U Steve!

[K7SGJ]

Crappyappyhappy Birthday Steve..

I knew if I kept typing I would get it right..
Go easy on Gretchen, she caught a rash from the last one..

Bob..VK3ZL..

That's not a rash, it's skid marks.

[AE1PT]

Steve? Steve?

Steve seems to have left the building... :headscratch:

[NQ6U]

Steve? Steve?

Steve seems to have left the building... :headscratch:

Not even a thank you for all our birthday wishes, the ungrateful bastid.

[W7XF]

This should get his attention:

9588

[AE1PT]

^^^^^^ Never put anything like that on an old wooden kitchen table with spindly legs. It is dangerous.

Don't ask me how I know this. :shhh:

[K7SGJ]

This should get his attention:

9588

I always knew she'd look just as good upside down.

[n2ize]

I always knew she'd look just as good upside down.

The inverse of Gretchen.

[X-Rated]

Looks like she must be in the land down under.

Happy birthday down-stater.

[w2amr]

HB Steve.

[N2NH]

This should get his attention:

9588

Gretchen is in Australia?

[WØTKX]

Hope he's OK, he fights health problems...

[K7SGJ]

Hope he's OK, he fights health problems...


Yeah, I'm starting to wonder since he was just here a few days ago, and I don't recall anything being posted that would piss him off. At least no more than anyone else, and certainly not enough to bail.

[NA4BH]

Happy Birthday Steve.

[WX7P]

Yeah, I'm starting to wonder since he was just here a few days ago, and I don't recall anything being posted that would piss him off. At least no more than anyone else, and certainly not enough to bail.

I think that may have happened, but I can't remember which thread.

ON EDIT:

Probably this one:

https://forums.hamisland.net/showthread.php/25429-Funny-Chit-right-here!/page7

[KA9MOT]

Thanks to all who wished me a Happy Birthday. I am really touched that so many took the time to say something.

This was one of my better birthdays. My oldest son and I seem to be bonding or something lately and we never have really been close (my fault mostly) and we spent my birthday together. Much of the day was spent drowning worms at the lake and then he bought Rib-Eyes and Shrimp and we threw them on the grill and had a feast. I enjoyed myself immensely, and I got to know my kid a little better. He has been a screw up most of his life and I really believe that at 29 yrs old he finally is ready to step up to the plate and be a man. I'm proud of him. Hell, they might even let him off parole a year early.



Again, thanks for the awesome birthday wishes.

As too my health, all is well for now.

[PA5COR]

Positive news i see and i'm happy about.
Good to see you and your son are getting to know and understand eachother better, it might take time, but first steps are important.
Keep up the good work ;)

[AE1PT]

Thanks to all who wished me a Happy Birthday. I am really touched that so many took the time to say something.

That's OK Steve. I always knew that you were a little touched.

Remember, admitting the problem is the first step to recovery...

[suddenseer]

Thanks to all who wished me a Happy Birthday. I am really touched that so many took the time to say something....................

.........This was one of my better birthdays.
As too my health, all is well for now.I am glad it was one of your better birthdays. You weren't' touching yourself were you?????

[WX7P]

I am glad it was one of your better birthdays. You weren't' touching yourself were you?????

He was having a Divinyl moment.

[K7SGJ]

He was having a Divinyl moment.


You mean he was listening to da record player?

[WX7P]

You mean he was listening to da record player?

Uh, no. It's a reference to a 1991 song.

[AE1PT]

Uh, no. It's a reference to a 1991 song.

Chrissy Amphlett just died a couple weeks ago of breast cancer.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

[WØTKX]

Yes she did... IIRC she had MS as well.

[XE1/N5AL]

I believe that a "Birthday Bump" is in order for this thread.

Happy Birthday, Steve.

[KG4CGC]

This thing still on?

[N2CHX]

Happy Birthday!!

[K7SGJ]

Happy Birthday, again. I hope you get laid, again. Gretchen, again.

Damn, didn't we just do this shit last year? How many of these "birthdays" are you planning on having?

[suddenseer]

Once again, here we go. Happy Birthday OM!!!

[VE7DCW]

I believe that a "Birthday Bump" is in order for this thread.

Happy Birthday, Steve.


Yup ......Happy Birthday Steve.... Hoping it was a good one. :spin:

.....but I'm all in favour of never bumping someone's birthday thread...... just start a new one.......maybe it's just me,but let the old birthdays go down in the historical record.....

[K7SGJ]

Yup ......Happy Birthday Steve.... Hoping it was a good one. :spin:

.....but I'm all in favour of never bumping someone's birthday thread...... just start a new one.......maybe it's just me,but let the old birthdays go down in the historical record.....

Historical record? This is the US, man. We have hysterical records, and they're 78 RPM.

[NQ6U]

Historical record? This is the US, man. We have hysterical records, and they're 78 RPM.

Especially the ones that were recorded at 33 1/3 RPM.

[K7SGJ]

Especially the ones that were recorded at 33 1/3 RPM.

Yeah. It makes Barbara Streisand sound like a chirping Bushtit.

[NQ6U]

Yeah. It makes Barbara Streisand sound like a chirping Bushtit.

And Minnie Riperton went ultrasonic.

[W2NAP]

happy bday

[VE7DCW]

And Minnie Riperton went ultrasonic.

Minnie who? :-?

[NQ6U]

Minnie who? :-?

Get off my lawn, kid.

[K7SGJ]

Get off my lawn, kid.

Next thing you know, he'll tell you he doesn't know who Moms Mabley is.

[NA4BH]

Next thing you know, he'll tell you he doesn't know who Moms Mabley is.

Isn't that Mabley's mom?

[K7SGJ]

Isn't that Mabley's mom?

Can't fool you, huh?

[NA4BH]

Mind like a steel trap, a lot of stuff goes in not much comes out. Thank for noticing.

[K7SGJ]

Mind like a steel trap, a lot of stuff goes in not much comes out. Thank for noticing.

My septic tank works that way, too.

[NA4BH]

My septic tank works that way, too.

See, you need us both.

[K7SGJ]

See, you need us both.

True story.

One aint worth a shit, and the other is.

[NA4BH]

You know what? We never saw "that" pair of dice, did we.

[K7SGJ]

You know what? We never saw "that" pair of dice, did we.

No we didn't. Nor do we know where the tightie whities ended up.

[NQ6U]

No we didn't. Nor do we know where the tightie whities ended up.

Minnesota?

[K7SGJ]

Minnesota?

I don't think so. There was only room for one asshole.

[NQ6U]

Mind like a rubber trap.

[KG4CGC]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/Coors-Light_zps44bb9fcc.jpg

[NA4BH]

Bushtits

[K7SGJ]

Bushtits

No, that would be Bud. I think those are called the Silver Bushtits.

[NA4BH]

You are correct sir.

[KG4CGC]

No, that would be Bud. I think those are called the Silver Bushtits.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Silver+Bushtits&num=100&safe=off&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=UrlpU-O4EIn7yAHD-oDgBw&ved=0CCoQsAQ&biw=1288&bih=665#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=p83pAiqBME5VAM%253A%3Bb4LenMj3exsD8M%3Bhttp% 253A%252F%252Fbirdmeister.files.wordpress.com%252F 2010%252F12%252Fbushtit.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fb irdmeister.wordpress.com%252F2010%252F12%252F%3B14 26%3B1122

[W5BRM]

Happy Birthday!

[N8YX]

Happy birthday redux, Steve! :cheers:

[KA9MOT]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/drinks/Coors-Light_zps44bb9fcc.jpg

The best Birthday present ever!

Thanks for all of your well wishes guys! Since I can no longer run with the big dogs, I spent the day on the porch...it was a wonderful day.

[KC2UGV]

happy belated birthday, mate! :cheers:

[K7SGJ]

The best Birthday present ever!

Thanks for all of your well wishes guys! Since I can no longer run with the big dogs, I spent the day on the porch...it was a wonderful day.

At my age, I'm just grateful I can still throw the stick.

[KK4AMI]

Happy Birthday. I find that "old age", "front porches" and radios (maybe a beer) just go together. ENJOY!