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KG4CGC
03-09-2013, 10:59 PM
... I passed a stubborn kidney stone that was wider at one point than the one I passed in 2009. Pretty similar, has the classic razor teeth but this one was shaped like a tornado. This one was stuck somewhere and poking into a nerve in the bladder. When it finally broke loose I knew what was next.
So today, my right kidney was talking to me and said, "Hey."
"Why don't you buy me some beer."
No no. I punctuated correctly. My right kidney was not making a request. So I select Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA. This stuff will give you coffee breath and give you hops fresh burps. Oh yeah. It's only 7.2% ABV. (absolute brewed voltage)
Is there a market for kidney stones? Necklaces, bracelet fobs. Just wondering. I'm sure kidney stones are pretty valuable. I'm starting to get a small collection going. Maybe I could use the proceeds to buy stock.
So I'm drinking this beer and I was working on my scooter earlier. The current jet set up is definitely too small on the main jet. Just tried a slightly smaller one than current and it ran like doo doo. I might drill that one out and keep my current as is as a back up. It's not perfect but it's close. I'll drill the new one out just slightly larger than it.
I found this old bottle of Crown. It looks like it has exactly one shot in it. I ate half a box of Girl Scout thin mints yesterday and it turned my shit black. Probably not good. I should drink more water.
Has anyone tried E3 spark plugs? Giving one a shot in my scooter. Should I try a bigger coil? It's high compression for a small motor.
The other day I was getting into the truck when I opened the door and the edge hit my face but my sunglasses took the hit. Split them right in the middle of the bridge. You know, you can't super glue those things. Fishing glasses are better than driving glasses for everything. On the water they cut the surface glare. In the sky they make the invisible visible as proven with white smoke from long distances. Trust me.
I was drinking some cranberry juice and noticed that it contained other types of juices in it. Pear and apple and something called pectin. That's from boobs, right?
So I was bending over working on this carburetor and my back started getting stiff so I thought to myself that I better go get my guzurgle. Well I put it on and my back started feeling better. I haven't farted more that regular lately. I guess that's pretty good. I try to eat oranges.
Is it OK to put a Honda motorcycle decal on a Yamaha stereo?
I tested these club speakers this week. I acquired them in a trade last August. Towers with bottom loaded 15" woofers. Horns and mids. That carpet like substance that they coat that stuff with. I should shoot for $200. Drove them with a Kenwood amp. Should I put a Yaesu sticker on it?
I had to replace a wire today. Sata cable. It just sits there, still, motionless, oblivious to its surroundings. How the hell does that make it wear out? I giziggled everything first and reinserted the plugs. How the hell did it break? Where do bathrooms come from?
I never did draft copies when printing until I got this new to me printer that goes large format. Why does it need a warm up before it makes a good copy? Did I offend it with my orange farts?
I used an empty cranberry juice bottle to make a bird feeder and since the cranberry juice was also apple. pear and boob pectin, I figured it would be OK to mix flax, berry and pectin seeds in the bottle together. This is good right? I wouldn't want to pour gas on the birds. Because you know, sometimes.

NA4BH
03-09-2013, 11:11 PM
You need more fiber.

KG4CGC
03-09-2013, 11:22 PM
Dick fiber? Where do you get that?
Have you noticed that ketchup turns gelatinous now?

NA4BH
03-09-2013, 11:24 PM
NO

But I saw a goat scratch his own ass

http://screen.yahoo.com/ibex-itch-225632487.html

KG4CGC
03-09-2013, 11:27 PM
I wonder if they put pectin in ketchup now.

NA4BH
03-09-2013, 11:29 PM
Pectin is in apple skins. It's what keeps the doctor away. Helps you "MAKE" easier. Lay off the oranges, minerals and stuff like that, stay away from milk too.

KG4CGC
03-09-2013, 11:30 PM
I hate milk. Not because cows are bad.

NA4BH
03-09-2013, 11:31 PM
My big let down for the day was the Cheddar Falls at Golden Corral.

NA4BH
03-09-2013, 11:31 PM
I hate milk. Not because cows are bad.

You should not classify a whole species over one transgression. Really, you shouldn't.

KG4CGC
03-09-2013, 11:35 PM
I might be allergic to hops.

NA4BH
03-09-2013, 11:36 PM
You hate rabbits too?

KG4CGC
03-09-2013, 11:37 PM
Raisins.

NA4BH
03-09-2013, 11:37 PM
I might be allergic to hops.

Try that triple hopped beer from Miller and see if that gives you a near death experience.

KG4CGC
03-09-2013, 11:38 PM
Inbev. I boycott.

NA4BH
03-09-2013, 11:45 PM
If you want to have fun with a cow, grab their nasal septum with your thumb and middle finger and squeeze. Then try to lead them around. You'll forget all about the kidney stones and black cookie poop.

KG4CGC
03-09-2013, 11:46 PM
Smoking makes me smoke.

NA4BH
03-09-2013, 11:50 PM
Are you sitting down and leaning forward when you make pee pee, like I told you to?

KG4CGC
03-09-2013, 11:52 PM
Are you sitting down and leaning forward when you make pee pee, like I told you to?

Good way to hit the tank with shitter splatter. Often referred to as saddle bread.

NA4BH
03-09-2013, 11:55 PM
Good way to hit the tank with shitter splatter. Often referred to as saddle bread.

The medical term for that is Explode-O-Poops.

NA4BH
03-10-2013, 12:15 AM
You should ask yourself, WWJB do?

What would Justin Bieber do

KG4CGC
03-10-2013, 12:24 AM
You should ask yourself, WWJB do?

What would Justin Bieber do

He wears droopy drawer diapers. True Story.

WX7P
03-10-2013, 12:26 AM
Generic bizarre exchange. I like it.

NA4BH
03-10-2013, 12:28 AM
Generic bizarre exchange. I like it.

Did you bring the flashlight? We're going snipe hunting. Ever been?

KG4CGC
03-10-2013, 12:40 AM
Flea Market boiled peanuts are smaller now.

NA4BH
03-10-2013, 12:42 AM
Flea Market boiled peanuts are smaller now.

They lack pectin.

KG4CGC
03-10-2013, 12:43 AM
As well as yogurt culture semen.

NA4BH
03-10-2013, 12:45 AM
As well as yogurt culture semen.

Oh God, if you want to make good poop that literally slides out (on a velvet glove), eat that ACTIVIA stuff. True story

KG4CGC
03-10-2013, 12:49 AM
Oh God, if you want to make good poop that literally slides out (on a velvet glove), eat that ACTIVIA stuff. True story

Gelatinous ketchup. First base.

NA4BH
03-10-2013, 12:49 AM
True WARNING for any of you that like boiled peanuts.............

Should you open one up and see the fuzzy coating over the skin of the peanut, DON'T eat it. More people (Northerners) get sick and/or die from this. Aflatoxins = BAD.

KG4CGC
03-10-2013, 12:52 AM
Damn Yankees. The silent kill.

NA4BH
03-10-2013, 12:54 AM
Damn Yankees. The silent kill.

It's like putting a tampon in liquid nitrogen, somebody ain't coming home tonight.

KG4CGC
03-10-2013, 12:56 AM
And muy brain is trying to pound out of the back of my neck.
Good Night. Happy DST. Gotta get up early and sell the boxes.

KG4CGC
03-10-2013, 12:56 AM
But first:
Smoking makes me smoke.

NA4BH
03-10-2013, 12:58 AM
OK, see you later. But remember, lean forward and don't eat the fuzz.

KG4CGC
03-10-2013, 01:00 AM
OK, see you later. But remember, lean forward and don't eat the fuzz.

That's easy because liberals shave their genitalia.

NA4BH
03-10-2013, 01:03 AM
That's easy because liberals shave their genitalia.

And that's why conservatives manufacture dental floss.

NA4BH
03-10-2013, 01:03 AM
I rest my case, Your Honor...................

NQ6U
03-10-2013, 02:23 AM
True fact: pectin comes from bird bladders.

KG4CGC
03-10-2013, 11:09 AM
What a day.

WX7P
03-10-2013, 12:29 PM
It's raining here in Stanford. The dawn of a new day.

K7SGJ
03-10-2013, 12:40 PM
It's raining here in Stanford. The dawn of a new day.

Carl shoved that off on us, and I forwarded to you. You are most welcome.
The Desert Rat

NQ6U
03-10-2013, 12:49 PM
Carl shoved that off on us, and I forwarded to you. You are most welcome.

Yeah, rained hard from late Thursday evening until about 2 AM Saturday. Well over two inches overnight which doesn't sound like a lot until you consider that the average rainfall here on the Islets is only ten inches for the entire year. Twenty percent of our normal seasonal rain in less than twelve hours. The cricks is high.

K7SGJ
03-10-2013, 12:53 PM
And as you well know, two inches is nothing to snivel at.