Text codes for seniors

[PA5COR]

Young people have theirs ... now Seniors have their own texting codes:


ATD - At the Doctors
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Centre
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
TOT - Texting on Toilet
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!


Spread the laughter, share the cheer;
Let's be happy while we're still here!!!

[kb2vxa]

HITBM - humor is the best medicine.

LLLEDIYL - live life like every day is your last (it just may be).

NGOML - now get off my lawn!

[KJ3N]

Posted to FB. :rofl: