Caption THESE Pictures

[W3WN]

Little Miss Field Day is performing this weekend in Godspell.

Picture the First:
(The actual point in the play is from the "ye who is without sin cast the first stone" scene)
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What would be a good alternative caption?

At the moment, I'm going for "Quit telling me to make my bed & clean up my room!"

Picture the Second: (Earlier in the play, don't recall the exact scene)

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"Oh no, my Dad is taking my picture AGAIN!!"

[X-Rated]

#1. Jesus! Put down that rock!!!
#2. I can't believe you came dressed like that!

[wa6mhz]

Thought the 2nd pic was

"OK, WHO FARTED?!!!!"

[X-Rated]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/SQeGXp0Tl-I/AAAAAAAAORM/3j_uBWl2Cxw/s400/GeorgeBushColinPowellFarts.jpg

Yeah.

[W3WN]

Picture the 3rd:
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(I haven't figured one out yet; Pat's caption for #2 did cross my mind. So to speak)

[W3WN]

I'm going to throw this one in, not because I need a caption for it, but just to show you that she did have a great time...
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[ so no wisecracks needed on this one; the others are fair game, though ]

[W3WN]

#1. Jesus! Put down that rock!!!No, that wasn't her role. That was this kid (in the Superman shirt):
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Now, LMFD didn't get a lot of lines (outside of the primary characters, most of the kids only got one or two), this was one of her moments. Something about Jesus asking what was written on their shoes, the sitting girl in the green shirt held up her foot and said something (Redeemer?), Jesus agrees with her, and LMFD looks down and replies... "No. Her shoe says Reebok!"

#2. I can't believe you came dressed like that!Actually, since you mentioned it... the cast were told to bring in colorful clothing, mismatches, whatever. Only a few specific items (like the Superman shirt, and the "military" jacket that "John the Baptist" is wearing) were supplied by the acting school.

In LMFD's case, this is a combination of 3 outfits we'd purchased over the last few years from her dancing school recitals. All were worn for final class rehersal, dress rehersal, and performance... and been closeted since.

Her footwear, which you can't see, is a pair of old dancing shoes, covered in the ultimate material that hold the Universe together. That's right... duct tape. Two different colors of duct tape.

[NQ6U]

Picture the 3rd:
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Jesus! Look at the size of that thing!

[wa6mhz]

No, that wasn't her role. That was this kid (in the Superman shirt):
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Now, LMFD didn't get a lot of lines (outside of the primary characters, most of the kids only got one or two), this was one of her moments. Something about Jesus asking what was written on their shoes, the sitting girl in the green shirt held up her foot and said something (Redeemer?), Jesus agrees with her, and LMFD looks down and replies... "No. Her shoe says Reebok!"
Actually, since you mentioned it... the cast were told to bring in colorful clothing, mismatches, whatever. Only a few specific items (like the Superman shirt, and the "military" jacket that "John the Baptist" is wearing) were supplied by the acting school.

In LMFD's case, this is a combination of 3 outfits we'd purchased over the last few years from her dancing school recitals. All were worn for final class rehersal, dress rehersal, and performance... and been closeted since.

Her footwear, which you can't see, is a pair of old dancing shoes, covered in the ultimate material that hold the Universe together. That's right... duct tape. Two different colors of duct tape.

Girl in yellow top:

"I am SURE glad I wore SHORTS today instead of a skirt!!"

[WX7P]

#2. "Do we have to sing "Day by DAY" AGAIN?

[KG4CGC]

#1, a Tea Party rally depicting a protester at the rally about to get curbed.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c79/bebop5/236705f4.jpg

[W3WN]

Thought the 2nd pic was

"OK, WHO FARTED?!!!!"Pat, thought you'd like to know that both the Boss & LMFD thought that your caption was funny as hell.

[suddenseer]

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"I get to shake hands with Tom Cruise at my first scientology meeting, and my watch is now missing??? WTF!!"

[suddenseer]

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'jesus' to self: "Let's see, I don't get the boyfriend role in the broadway version of CARRIE. Instead, I get to play Al Bundy, the shoe salesman with a foot fetish in the off-off-broadway version of MARRIED WITH CHILDREN'S FEET. My agent is sooooooooo fired."

[NA4BH]

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Nope, that's not a Tootsie Roll, It's cat shit.

[N2NH]

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EEWWWW! Silent but deadly!

[X-Rated]

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Is that guy behind me jacking off really your new boyfriend?