Woman are a pain in the ........ [Archive]

KA9MOT

01-21-2013, 09:13 PM

My wife caught me in the shower with the can of Lysol. She got angry because she was convinced I didn't think she cleaned the shower well enough.

I explained to her that now that we have a house full of men and things happen in that shower that she doesn't want to know about and SHE should spray it before using it as well. She gave me one of those looks that either says, "What in the hell are you talking about?" or, "I don't want to know!"

So, I explained that the little Spermies scream as they circle the drain.....

I guess she didn't want to know........ Jeez... she should have said so!

N2CHX

01-21-2013, 09:28 PM

First of all, it's "Women are," not "Woman are".

Second, men are a bigger pain in the butt. Peeing on the floor, the toilet seat, leaving the seat up, masturbating in the shower.... Men are gross.

KG4CGC

01-21-2013, 09:31 PM

First of all, it's "Women are," not "Woman are".

Second, men are a bigger pain in the butt. Peeing on the floor, the toilet seat, leaving the seat up, masturbating in the shower.... Men are gross.
You left out blowing the nose out into the hand in the shower.

NA4BH

01-21-2013, 09:33 PM

Wiping your butt with the wash cloth.

Rumpus here we come.

N2CHX

01-21-2013, 09:34 PM

/facepalm

Yeah, gross.

KJ3N

01-21-2013, 09:58 PM

... masturbating in the shower....

:wtf: :wtf: Seriously? :wtf: :wtf:

I can honestly say I've never heard of that one before. :yuck:

N2CHX

01-21-2013, 10:22 PM

:wtf: :wtf: Seriously? :wtf: :wtf:

I can honestly say I've never heard of that one before. :yuck:

It was mentioned in the OP.

NA4BH

01-21-2013, 10:25 PM

Space rocks

VE7DCW

01-21-2013, 10:58 PM

Space rocks

You have to entertain yourself on the space station somehow! :yes:

NA4BH

01-21-2013, 11:05 PM

"They" are standing by.

KG4CGC

01-21-2013, 11:21 PM

Space rocks
Itchy Nut Soup

NA4BH

01-21-2013, 11:24 PM

Itchy Nut Soup

Itchy Butt Soup

http://www.deliteca.es/205-224-thickbox/cerveza-kirin-ichiban.jpg

KG4CGC

01-21-2013, 11:35 PM

Itchy Butt Soup

http://www.deliteca.es/205-224-thickbox/cerveza-kirin-ichiban.jpg
Diarrhea beer.

NA4BH

01-22-2013, 12:15 AM

If you could do this in the shower, you could have a sauna

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Njzx8juW4A

ETA: Sauna = Steam Room

KA9MOT

01-22-2013, 12:53 AM

First of all, it's "Women are," not "Woman are".

Second, men are a bigger pain in the butt. Peeing on the floor, the toilet seat, leaving the seat up, masturbating in the shower.... Men are gross.

This is a real story that I told in a humorous way for your entertainment.... Try not to be so serious.

VE7DCW

01-22-2013, 02:22 AM

If you could do this in the shower, you could have a sauna

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Njzx8juW4A

ETA: Sauna = Steam Room

The kick in the ass of the meeting of the Blue Flame club....... :omg:

:rofl:

n6hcm

01-22-2013, 03:14 AM

part of the reason i live alone: i can leave the toilet seat up until i need for it to be down. besides, everyone else who lives here poops in a box full of sand.

NY4Q

01-22-2013, 06:45 AM

...masturbating in the shower...

"Hey its mine; I can wash it as long as I want to..."
-SgtMaj Dan Jackson USMC (R)

KA9MOT

01-22-2013, 07:16 AM

"Hey its mine; I can wash it as long as I want to..."
-SgtMaj Dan Jackson USMC (R)

"It's my dick, my soap, I'll wash it as fast and as long as I want too!" Ollie Joe Prater 1970 something. NSFW or something like that. I used to have a hat like that!

http://youtu.be/z5yvIlivsPo

n2ize

01-22-2013, 08:03 AM

First of all, it's "Women are," not "Woman are".

Second, men are a bigger pain in the butt. Peeing on the floor, the toilet seat, leaving the seat up, masturbating in the shower.... Men are gross.

Not me. I never engage in any of those grotesque behaviors.

W3WN

01-22-2013, 09:02 AM

Not me. I never engage in any of those grotesque behaviors.Right. :evil:

If that is the case, then I don't want to know what grotesque behaviors you DO engage in. :twisted:

suddenseer

01-22-2013, 09:12 AM

When I live alone I have to spray the shower with Lysol in case I forgot what happened in there. I sometimes entertain guests in the shower.

WX7P

01-22-2013, 01:03 PM

" I used to have a hat like that!

http://youtu.be/z5yvIlivsPo

Why does that not surprise me.

KA9MOT

01-22-2013, 04:33 PM

Why does that not surprise me. :lol:

n2ize

01-22-2013, 04:35 PM

Right. :evil:

If that is the case, then I don't want to know what grotesque behaviors you DO engage in. :twisted:

Actually I am a very straightforward clean living guy. I don't engage in any grotesque behaviors at all.

NA4BH

01-22-2013, 05:53 PM

Actually I am a very straightforward clean living guy. I don't engage in any grotesque behaviors at all.

Not even stump breakin?

WØTKX

01-22-2013, 06:41 PM

Actually I am a very straightforward clean living guy. I don't engage in any grotesque behaviors at all.

Are you Data? Oh wait, he did stuff with Tasha Yar, and stuff...

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2012/05/1338475007001.gif

N7YA

01-22-2013, 06:50 PM

Actually I am a very straightforward clean living guy. I don't engage in any grotesque behaviors at all.

I always picture you looking and acting like the Pollo boss from Breaking Bad.

KG4CGC

01-22-2013, 06:50 PM

Actually I am a very straightforward clean living guy. I don't engage in any grotesque behaviors at all.
Are you Tony Randall?

N2NH

01-22-2013, 07:15 PM

Are you Data? Oh wait, he did stuff with Tasha Yar, and stuff...

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2012/05/1338475007001.gif

Tasha Yar supports Data entry.

Everyone knows that the Bible got it wrong. If God took a rib out of Adam why is it that my butt hurts so bad when a woman is around?

N2CHX

01-22-2013, 08:08 PM

Are you Data? Oh wait, he did stuff with Tasha Yar, and stuff...

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2012/05/1338475007001.gif

Mmmmmm Tasha Yar. Now there's a hawt woman.

KC2UGV

01-22-2013, 08:24 PM

Mmmmmm Tasha Yar. Now there's a hawt woman.

She did a playboy spread. In case you were wondering :)

kb2vxa

01-22-2013, 09:27 PM

But that was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

WØTKX

01-22-2013, 09:29 PM

Deanna Troi is more my speed.

Nice tushie.. :yes:

KC2UGV

01-22-2013, 10:11 PM

Deanna Troi is more my speed.

Nice tushie.. :yes:

She did full frontal, and a tush scene in a couple of movies.

X-Rated

01-22-2013, 11:06 PM

She did full frontal, and a tush scene in a couple of movies.

:lies:

If this is true then name those movies.

KG4CGC

01-22-2013, 11:22 PM

:lies:

If this is true then name those movies.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marina_Sirtis#Movies
One of those, eh?

KG4CGC

01-22-2013, 11:24 PM

Oh, Jerry. NSFW.
http://ancensored.com/nude-appearance/blind-date-hooker

N7YA

01-23-2013, 12:29 AM

Tasha Yar supports Data entry.

Everyone knows that the Bible got it wrong. If God took a rib out of Adam why is it that my butt hurts so bad when a woman is around?

I dont know, but my ribs hurt for some reason.

KG4CGC

01-23-2013, 02:29 AM

http://www.upworthy.com/boom-roasted-heres-why-you-dont-ask-a-feminist-to-hawk-your-sexist-product?c=bl3

KC2UGV

01-23-2013, 10:57 AM

:lies:

If this is true then name those movies.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=marina+sirtis+nude+scene

W3WN

01-23-2013, 03:09 PM

:lies:

If this is true then name those movies.The Wicked Lady (1983) for one.

N2NH

01-23-2013, 03:12 PM

The Wicked Lady (1983) for one.

There was one where Sirtis had a swordfight with Faye Dunaway. Both were topless.

N7YA

01-23-2013, 03:58 PM

There was one where Sirtis had a swordfight with Faye Dunaway. Both were topless.

I didnt know they were equipped like that! Man, ladyboys can sure hide it well these days.

N2NH

01-23-2013, 06:43 PM

I didnt know they were equipped like that! Man, ladyboys can sure hide it well these days.

BTW the full movie is HERE (NSFW) (http://youtu.be/5FDbGXJFszg). Not too bad to watch. Marina before STTNG and in fine form. Must be the version they played in Peoria. They use buggy whips instead, but there is a very short bit of Nudity.