Dust off your Book of Pun and have at it

[NA4BH]

Here are the goodies (http://news.yahoo.com/18-heads-found-airport-were-sent-cremation-181923611.html)

I'm not going to comment right now, I'm way ahead of you

[N7YA]

John Doe got the upper hand!

[XE1/N5AL]

The photo accompanying the story makes it look like a couple of guys were casually strolling through the airport with the heads in duffel bags.

[NQ6U]

Heads will roll over this incident.

[X-Rated]

It didn't take many afoot to discover this incident. It was just the skeleton crew.

[VE7DCW]

Just who do you have to give head in Chicago airport to get through that tough security anyhow? :squint:

[N7YA]

I wonder if they had to pay extra for baggage.

[NY3V]

They should have given the TSA a heads-up!

[NQ6U]

At least someone was using their head.

[X-Rated]

What a bunch of numbskulls.

[NA4BH]

They should have given the TSA a heads-up!

That way they could keep an eye out for their arrival.

[X-Rated]

That way they could keep an eye out for their arrival.

There appeared to be nothing humorous about the contents.

[N7YA]

Now thats putting your thinking cap on!

[KK4AMI]

Discount tours to Chicago --- Just $260 dollars a head

[N7YA]

Well....this is a tough subject to pun on.

[X-Rated]

Well....this is a tough subject to pun on.

You'll have to bone up on the next go around.

[N7YA]

Ill keep an eye out.

[NQ6U]

Ill keep an eye out.

Thanks for the heads-up.

[NA4BH]

The incident must have been a real head turner.

[NQ6U]

But at least they kept a cool head over it. I'd have been laughing my head off over the whole thing.

[KK4AMI]

These posts have been a very heady experience for me.

[NQ6U]

You were probably in over your head. Don't feel too bad, though—I could barely make heads or tails of it myself.

[X-Rated]

The airport is literally down the street from O'here. I can head over after work.

[NQ6U]

Meet up with the TSA head honcho while you're there and tell him to hold his head up high.

[N7YA]

I wouldnt stick my neck out for them.

[KK4AMI]

8643


"Gawd, I hate waiting here for the Head Steward to put us on the airplane."

"At least we don't have to go through those annoying cavity searches from the TSA."

"I use to love those searches, the way she touched my body just made me lose my head!"

"Oh you ol' Lezzie, just get your "you" out of the gutter." Are we flying through Chicago, I hear those TSA guys are always trying to get a head?"

[N7YA]

'AMI! Serving up a volley of artillery!

[NA4BH]

DUCK!!!

[NA4BH]

He ain't gonna blow my head off. (Think about that for a second) :rofl:

[KK4AMI]

'AMI! Serving up a volley of artillery!

Just using an assault pun with illegal high capacity quips

[NA4BH]

LOL

[W3WN]

The things you guys do when you let your hair down.

But I 'ear it's something you can sink your teeth into. Of course, if you don't, it can really stink.

Now don't tell me the cat's got your tongue...

[N7YA]

Just using an assault pun with illegal high capacity quips



Oh, not another pun thread!

They can have my puns when they pry my cold, dead fingers from the keyboard! (which is where they will likely be)

[KB3LAZ]

Not to spoil your fun but my students would have a shit fit over this thread. They would surely go home with bats in the belfry. Seriously, when you started laying the lines like "heads will roll" etc. They have enough problems with phrasal verbs, non-defining relative clauses, etc.

Speaking of which, I have a hell of a long day in the AM, I should get some sleep.

Back to your pun fun.

[VE7DCW]

He ain't gonna blow my head off. (Think about that for a second) :rofl:

Good thing they were'nt discovered in a hotel...... and had the honour of being found by the head housekeeper!

(....... being familiar with the accomadation industry.....this has another meaning for me) :mrgreen:

[NQ6U]

When it comes to puns, 'AMI has his head screwed on right. He's head and shoulders above the crowd. But, he better watch out! I'm building up a head of steam.

[NA4BH]

When it comes to puns, 'AMI has his head screwed on right. He's head and shoulders above the crowd. But, he better watch out! I'm building up a head of steam.

It would take a stroke of luck to keep you from falling head over heels on your ass.

[NQ6U]

It would take a stroke of luck to keep you from falling head over heels on your ass.

Whoa, man, don't bite my head off! I'll thank you to keep a civil tongue in your head.

[ka4dpo]

Making such a gruesome discovery is one way to get ahead,,,, but can you imagine opening up a container and finding a bunch of real live dead guys in it? Woah, that's just nasty. At least they give good head.

[NA4BH]

Good head was their life mission.

[NQ6U]

Good head was their life mission.

You really hit the nail on the head with that one.

[XE1/N5AL]

They could open an Irish barbershop at the Chicago airport and call it "Heads O'Hare" .

[NA4BH]

They could open an Irish barbershop at the Chicago airport and call it "Heads O'Hare" .


:rofl: plus:rofl::rofl: and this :rofl:

[NQ6U]

They could open an Irish barbershop at the Chicago airport and call it "Heads O'Hare" .

Don't put ideas into their heads.

[NA4BH]

If they created a radio station with them, how many Eustachian tubes would it take to get out 100,000 watts?

[N7YA]

Just 2 tubes and you can charge $45,000 for it.

[KK4AMI]

Where does one store 18 heads at an airport? Why TSA Headquarters of course!

TSA charges against the owner of the 18 heads were dismissed by the courts. The Judge said it was because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

[NQ6U]

TSA charges against the owner of the 18 heads were dismissed by the courts. The Judge said it was because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

He shook his head over the very thought of it.

[X-Rated]

Where does one store 18 heads at an airport? Why TSA Headquarters of course!

TSA charges against the owner of the 18 heads were dismissed by the courts. The Judge said it was because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

It would be hard to prove it wouldn't stand up. They were originally sent FROM Illinois to Roam.

[KK4AMI]

Not to spoil your fun but my students would have a shit fit over this thread. They would surely go home with bats in the belfry. Seriously, when you started laying the lines like "heads will roll" etc. They have enough problems with phrasal verbs, non-defining relative clauses, etc.

Speaking of which, I have a hell of a long day in the AM, I should get some sleep.

Back to your pun fun.

You have to admit. Anybody that can pun in a second language should get an A for fully understanding the nuances of that language. That might be a good test for your more advanced students.

[KK4AMI]

It would be hard to prove it wouldn't stand up. They were originally sent FROM Illinois to Roam.

I surrender. :lol: I have to admit, this is a more enjoyable way to read the news. Now I'm never going to forget this story.

[N7YA]

Yeah, this thread is a bust.


:snicker: (yeah! I had one left!)

[VE7DCW]

Yeah, this thread is a bust.


:snicker: (yeah! I had one left!)

Go ahead ........make my day ........take all the head shots you want at this thread! :yes:

[N7YA]

I may have to cut it off as i dont have the mind for it.

[X-Rated]

They will be players for the Chicago Bears next season. They all are planning to be cremed.