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N2CHX
01-02-2013, 06:46 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/02/world/americas/brazil-teen-sells-virginity/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

I'm sure you could sell off a few radios to afford that.

N7YA
01-02-2013, 06:49 PM
By the thread title, i thought you were just feeling lonely.

N2CHX
01-02-2013, 06:51 PM
By the thread title, i thought you were just feeling lonely.

That's what battery operated boyfriends are for :snicker:

KC9ECI
01-02-2013, 06:53 PM
She'd have to pay me.

K7SGJ
01-02-2013, 06:53 PM
That's what battery operated boyfriends are for :snicker:

I can get you one that runs on 220 vac if you need a quickie.

NY3V
01-02-2013, 06:56 PM
8504

Too Late!

W7XF
01-02-2013, 06:56 PM
NYET!

N7YA
01-02-2013, 06:58 PM
8504

Too Late!


Nothing out of the normal there. :whistle:

VE3FMC
01-02-2013, 06:59 PM
I am not bragging but I don't have a problem getting laid.

And the chick from Brasil, she is a BUTTERFACE. Everything looks ok butter her face!

K7SGJ
01-02-2013, 06:59 PM
Nothing out of the normal there. :whistle:

Yeah, a man taking his great grand daughter out to dinner.

N7YA
01-02-2013, 07:11 PM
Yeah, a man taking his great grand daughter out to dinner.


Then banging her!! :yuck:

suddenseer
01-02-2013, 07:13 PM
Getting laid is just half of the battle. The other half is quietly leaving without waking the other person up.

K7SGJ
01-02-2013, 07:18 PM
Getting laid is just half of the battle. The other half is quietly leaving without waking the other person up.

Yeah, you don't want to wake them and have to see what you slept with.

kb2vxa
01-02-2013, 07:31 PM
"There are also questions about whether her offer to auction off her virginity is just a ploy to attract media attention that could lead to lucrative deals."

Yeah, something like that. Speaking of electric boyfriends...

KG4CGC
01-02-2013, 07:37 PM
"There are also questions about whether her offer to auction off her virginity is just a ploy to attract media attention that could lead to lucrative deals."

Yeah, something like that. Speaking of electric boyfriends...

Tasha Yar.

N8YX
01-02-2013, 08:53 PM
I'll take one who's been around the block just enough to know what the heck she's doing, screw you very much.

That young and innocent act gets real old, real fast when you have to break out The Joy Of Sexfriggin' instruction manual at every turn. :roll:

25 and up only, please. Was pretty much an inviolate rule as a late teenager and still is.

KJ3N
01-02-2013, 10:12 PM
I'll take one who's been around the block just enough to know what the heck she's doing, screw you very much.

That young and innocent act gets real old, real fast when you have to break out The Joy Of Sexfriggin' instruction manual at every turn. :roll:

"Seventy-two virgins? Why not 72 slutty broads who know what the hell they're doing?" - Walter, Spark of Insanity

N7YA
01-03-2013, 01:06 AM
8512

wa6mhz
01-03-2013, 10:01 AM
Then banging her!! :yuck:

The MIRACLE of Viagra!

NY3V
01-03-2013, 10:25 AM
8515

KA9MOT
01-03-2013, 10:32 AM
I am not bragging but I don't have a problem getting laid.

And the chick from Brasil, she is a BUTTERFACE. Everything looks ok butter her face!

What he said ^^^^^. She had her mom's medical expenses paid..... then she got greedy. Just another Ho-Bag!

N8YX
01-03-2013, 11:29 AM
Let us remember one thing regarding the young "lady":

Regardless of whether she sold that no-miles, showroom-new car to the highest bidder or she's giving by-the-hour, nightly taxi rides to everyone with a $20 bill...a hooker is still a hooker.

koØm
01-03-2013, 11:41 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/02/world/americas/brazil-teen-sells-virginity/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

I'm sure you could sell off a few radios to afford that.

Is there a "COA" that comes along with this offer?

N2CHX
01-03-2013, 11:49 AM
Is there a "COA" that comes along with this offer?

I have no idea if she has a coupled oscillator array or not. You'll have to ask her that.

NA4BH
01-03-2013, 12:07 PM
I have no idea if she has a coupled oscillator array or not. You'll have to ask her that.


Allegedly her oscillator has not been coupled.

koØm
01-03-2013, 12:09 PM
I have no idea if she has a coupled oscillator array or not. You'll have to ask her that.

I dunno about that but, I wanna a "Certificate Of Authenticity" on the Virginity thing but, most of those thinggies come "Pre-conditioned" now-a-days anyway.

K7SGJ
01-03-2013, 12:16 PM
There are HOA restrictions, as well.

N2CHX
01-03-2013, 12:24 PM
Allegedly her oscillator has not been coupled.

If it has, hopefully it was buffered.

K7SGJ
01-03-2013, 12:36 PM
If it has, hopefully it was buffered.

It had PLL lock problems. Kept going in and out, so to speak.

NQ6U
01-03-2013, 12:41 PM
she is a BUTTERFACE. Everything looks ok butter her face!

She's no great beauty, it's true, but I've woken up with worse.

KA9MOT
01-03-2013, 02:17 PM
She's no great beauty, it's true, but I've woken up with worse.

YUUUUP!!!! What he said ^^^^^ 'Cept it only cost me a drunk.....

K7SGJ
01-03-2013, 03:34 PM
She's no great beauty, it's true, but I've woken up with worse.

And younger?

ka4dpo
01-03-2013, 04:36 PM
Just goes to show ya, You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

KG4CGC
01-03-2013, 10:34 PM
8515http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/01/03/bull-testicle-beer-to-be-sold-later-this-month/

W7XF
01-05-2013, 01:17 AM
It had PLL lock problems. Kept going in and out, so to speak.
Must be a Swan :lol:

N8YX
01-05-2013, 08:53 AM
Must be a Swan :lol:
Except for the fact that Swan's lone synthesized rig (the Astro 150/151) was actually more stable than many of its contemporaries. ;)

KJ3N
01-05-2013, 09:07 AM
Except for the fact that Swan's lone synthesized rig (the Astro 150/151) was actually more stable than many of its contemporaries. ;)

Unlike the Three-Drifty.

N8YX
01-05-2013, 10:20 AM
Unlike the Three-Drifty.

Proof positive that one should never attempt electrical engineering while stoned or drunk.

NY3V
01-05-2013, 10:50 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/01/03/bull-testicle-beer-to-be-sold-later-this-month/

That Bull Testicle Beer should sell well here in the Charleston area.

http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20130105/PC16/130109659/1165/party-til-you-pop-charleston-gets-nod-as-4th-drinkingest-city-in-the-united-states

N7YA
01-05-2013, 11:40 AM
Proof positive that one should never attempt electrical engineering while stoned or drunk.


Aw, come on....live a little!

K7SGJ
01-05-2013, 12:17 PM
That Bull Testicle Beer should sell well here in the Charleston area.

http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20130105/PC16/130109659/1165/party-til-you-pop-charleston-gets-nod-as-4th-drinkingest-city-in-the-united-states


People are nuts about it. It's the official beer of the Grande Ball.

NQ6U
01-05-2013, 12:19 PM
People are nuts about it. It's the official beer of the Grande Ball.

It takes a lot of huevos to drink the stuff. You need some big cajones.

kb2vxa
01-05-2013, 08:53 PM
Or beer nuts.