I'm scared

[KB3ZGV]

Went on a dating site.

First profile I looked at.


Smokes often with A Few Extra Pounds body type


Well hello everyone
i am a single mother of 5 wonderful kids.I had just lost the love
of my life.He passed away.So now I'm new on the market
it's been a while since i been on a date.The man i was with was very abusive. he like to hit me
so i want someone that's gonna make me happy again
if your loking to get laid on the first date please move on
im looking for a real man that can repect women.

:heart:

[N8YX]

What's not to like?

[N2CHX]

What's not to like?

Yeah? You should see some of the creepy men on dating sites.

[NQ6U]

What's not to like?

Judging by what he's posted here in the past, the "real man who can respect women" part.

[KB3ZGV]

http://pics.pof.com/dating/149/15/2o0gokp4bpu0wz5e2cydfw5mr261501556.jpg

Nothing says fucking classy like showing off your breastestes while one of your little angels lays on a bed without sheets in the background

[KB3ZGV]

Yeah? You should see some of the creepy men on dating sites.


What the hell you doin lookin at men?

[N2CHX]

What the hell you doin lookin at men?

What are you doing on a dating site looking at women?

[N8YX]

What are you doing on a dating site looking at women?
...fapfapfapfap...

[KJ3N]

...fapfapfapfap...

:rofl:

[w2amr]

Went on a dating site.

First profile I looked at.





:heart:
Having trouble finding a date. Man, that's a shocker.

[KJ3N]

Having trouble finding a date. Man, that's a shocker.

When you contemplate dating a woman with 5 kids, you know it's a severe case of FAIL on your part. JMO

[KB3ZGV]

http://pics.pof.com/dating/137/30/15kihtmnrmn0ea4slhq0bkd5l243758562.4.jpg

Here we go. Cute, nice clean house, likes cats.

Thick Ukrainian accent though.

[N8YX]

http://pics.pof.com/dating/137/30/15kihtmnrmn0ea4slhq0bkd5l243758562.4.jpg

Here we go. Cute, nice clean house, likes cats.

Thick Ukrainian accent though.
Ivana?

Youvana?

[N2CHX]

Doubtful she would appreciate your stealing her pic to post here.

[KB3ZGV]

Ivana?

Youvana?

Larissa (sp)

Left the Ukraine 17 years ago to get away from Chernobyl. Says she lived 50 KM from it.

[NQ6U]

Does she glow in the dark?

[KB3ZGV]

No, but her mother died from it, and her son had some medical problems :(

[K7SGJ]

Does she glow in the dark?

Does she have two heads?

[w2amr]

Does she have two heads?
Ah geez.

[kb2vxa]

All things considered I'd rather date the cat.

[KB3ZGV]

All things considered I'd rather date the cat.

Probably a good idea


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMh-SWmR0ME

[WØTKX]

http://youtu.be/Qit3ALTelOo


http://youtu.be/Qit3ALTelOo

http://annakie.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10002/Drop-the-mic.gif

[NY4Q]

Doubtful she would appreciate your stealing her pic to post here.

Yeah man, don't do that. That is until you're given permission.

[ka4dpo]

http://pics.pof.com/dating/149/15/2o0gokp4bpu0wz5e2cydfw5mr261501556.jpg

Nothing says fucking classy like showing off your breastestes while one of your little angels lays on a bed without sheets in the background

Please send picture of boat and motor!!!!

[N8YX]

Please send picture of boat and motor!!!!

Those look big enough to motorboat but I can just imagine the smell. :sick:

[N7YA]

http://pics.pof.com/dating/137/30/15kihtmnrmn0ea4slhq0bkd5l243758562.4.jpg

Here we go. Cute, nice clean house, likes cats.

Thick Ukrainian accent though.


Why are you showing us this? Even Burt kept his desperate dating life to himself.

[KJ3N]

Why are you showing us this? Even Burt kept his desperate dating life to himself.

Didn't I mention the word FAIL already? :chin:

[KB3ZGV]

Why are you showing us this? Even Burt kept his desperate dating life to himself.

Jeeezus

I'm just window shopping, I'm not going to buy one. Not even going to take one on a test drive.

[NA4BH]

Jeeezus
Not even going to take one on a test drive.

Probably a good idea. Most of them have already been retreaded.

[KB3ZGV]

wildcatt29 The Barracuda : LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE (no-one over 40 please n ty)

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/145/67/21arwk2ysgithn0tvityero2g256312665.3.jpg

Older sporty Cougar. I wonder how many miles

[N7YA]

........many!

[NA4BH]

wildcatt29 The Barracuda : LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE (no-one over 40 please n ty)

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/145/67/21arwk2ysgithn0tvityero2g256312665.3.jpg


Older sporty Cougar. I wonder how many miles

A couple of PBR's and you're cruising.

[N2CHX]

Probably a good idea. Most of them have already been retreaded.

Like I said, like guys are any better. Let's see, how about the creeper I dated who was, as he put it 5,369 times, "An ex-Marine." We went out to dinner, his choice, to a barbecue place, where he proceeded to dive right in, get messy and eat more ribs than I've ever seen anyone eat, all the while telling me all about how many guys he had beat up and what they did to piss him off. I was polite, but knew this was the first and last date. Afterward, he knew he had blown it and he texted me telling me he was nervous and didn't know what to say and could we go on a second date. Yeah right. I told him I wasn't interested, and at least he left me alone for the most part. About three months later, he texted me telling me he wanted to fuck. Yeah, OK Skippy. Like THAT'S gonna happen.

[KJ3N]

Like I said, like guys are any better. Let's see, how about the creeper I dated who was, as he put it 5,369 times, "An ex-Marine."

Fail #1.


We went out to dinner, his choice,

Fail #2.


... to a barbecue place, where he proceeded to dive right in, get messy and eat more ribs than I've ever seen anyone eat,

Fail #3.


..all the while telling me all about how many guys he had beat up and what they did to piss him off.

Fail #4.


I was polite, but knew this was the first and last date. Afterward, he knew he had blown it and he texted me telling me he was nervous and didn't know what to say and could we go on a second date. Yeah right. I told him I wasn't interested, and at least he left me alone for the most part. About three months later, he texted me telling me he wanted to fuck. Yeah, OK Skippy. Like THAT'S gonna happen.

Fail #5 through #10.

:rofl: <- Sorry, but I have to.

[N2CHX]

Fail #1.



Fail #2.



Fail #3.



Fail #4.



Fail #5 through #10.

:rofl: <- Sorry, but I have to.

LOL, you crack me up. Yeah, it was a big fail. But in his defense, the choice of places was probably his choice because I left it up to him. I'm not very picky about such things and despite how I come across as a total controlling see you next Tuesday, I am pretty easy-going most of the time as long as the person I'm with gives at least some thought to what I would like.

[KB3ZGV]

http://pics.pof.com/dating/123/45/3fcgl3snpsuey35ispdzfrag223488787.6.jpg

A picture in a public restroom.

Maybe she is really a Republican Senator from Idaho

[KJ3N]

LOL, you crack me up.

I crack a lot of women up. First rule: Always make them laugh. If you can't do that, you have no chance. ;)


Yeah, it was a big fail. But in his defense, the choice of places was probably his choice because I left it up to him. I'm not very picky about such things and despite how I come across as a total controlling see you next Tuesday, I am pretty easy-going most of the time as long as the person I'm with gives at least some thought to what I would like.

While leaving it up to him might entitle him to a pass, his fail was choosing a BBQ joint in the first place. I may not have been the brightest bulb when I was dating, but even I know better than that.

[N2CHX]

I crack a lot of women up. First rule: Always make them laugh. If you can't do that, you have no chance. ;)



While leaving it up to him might entitle him to a pass, his fail was choosing a BBQ joint in the first place. I may not have been the brightest bulb when I was dating, but even I know better than that.

True and true. That explains my love for stand up comics. Well, that and the fact that my life is as fucked up as most of theirs are. I really should do standup.

[KG4CGC]

<snip> I really should do standup.

Start writing your material. You're already in a prime state to start up.

[N2CHX]

Start writing your material. You're already in a prime state to start up.

What prime state would that be? ;)

[KG4CGC]

What prime state would that be? ;)

You name it!

[N2CHX]

You name it!

I leave a lot open, huh? lol

[KG4CGC]

I leave a lot open, huh? lol

Yes but I was thinking New York.

[N2CHX]

Yes but I was thinking New York.

Well, I'm 400 miles away from NYC. But... I do have several friends who are comics, including one who owns a comedy club. It's something I've thought about for a long time, because I am always making people laugh and I could actually get paid to tell NSFW stories and jokes instead of getting in trouble for it lol.

[KG4CGC]

Well, I'm 400 miles away from NYC. But... I do have several friends who are comics, including one who owns a comedy club. It's something I've thought about for a long time, because I am always making people laugh and I could actually get paid to tell NSFW stories and jokes instead of getting in trouble for it lol.

I live in Fuck A Goat South Carolina and there are 2 comedy clubs that I know of in a 10 and 50 mile range. NYC? I was thinking starting locally.
https://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&q=buffalo++comedy+clubs&oq=buffalo++comedy+clubs&gs_l=hp.3..0i7j0i7i30l2j0i8.16836.17074.1.17319.2. 2.0.0.0.0.142.243.0j2.2.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.mpKPc oSVZ2k&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.1355534169,d.dmQ&fp=f4c2134a814ceeeb&bpcl=40096503&biw=1680&bih=853

[kf0rt]

I live in Fuck A Goat South Carolina and there are 2 comedy clubs that I know of in a 10 and 50 mile range. NYC? I was thinking starting locally.
https://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&q=buffalo++comedy+clubs&oq=buffalo++comedy+clubs&gs_l=hp.3..0i7j0i7i30l2j0i8.16836.17074.1.17319.2. 2.0.0.0.0.142.243.0j2.2.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.mpKPc oSVZ2k&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.1355534169,d.dmQ&fp=f4c2134a814ceeeb&bpcl=40096503&biw=1680&bih=853

Is that near Charleston?

[KB3ZGV]

I live in Fuck A Goat South Carolina and there are 2 comedy clubs that I know of in a 10 and 50 mile range. NYC? I was thinking starting locally.
https://www.google.com/#hl=en&safe=off&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&q=buffalo++comedy+clubs&oq=buffalo++comedy+clubs&gs_l=hp.3..0i7j0i7i30l2j0i8.16836.17074.1.17319.2. 2.0.0.0.0.142.243.0j2.2.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.mpKPc oSVZ2k&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.1355534169,d.dmQ&fp=f4c2134a814ceeeb&bpcl=40096503&biw=1680&bih=853

Damn, Fuck a Goat, I guess Fuck A Sheep looks very cosmopolitan to you.

[N8YX]

Damn, Fuck a Goat, I guess Fuck A Sheep looks very cosmopolitan to you.

Naaaaaahhhh...

[ka4dpo]

Like I said, like guys are any better. Let's see, how about the creeper I dated.

Guy was creepy? I'm shocked.

[NM5TF]

Guy was creepy? I'm shocked.

he was an"ex-Marine".....

now all you Jar Heads settle down!!!

[N2CHX]

he was an"ex-Marine".....

now all you Jar Heads settle down!!!

Ha! Yes, I remember when this was mentioned here not long ago and Mr. Ribs was the first thing I thought of then.

[ka4dpo]

he was an"ex-Marine".....

now all you Jar Heads settle down!!!

To quote Gunny Highway, "Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome".:yes:

[KA9MOT]

he was an"ex-Marine".....

now all you Jar Heads settle down!!!

There is no such thing as an ex-Marine. There are Marines and there are Former Marines. Then there is my little brother, USMC (Ret.). Must be nice to have parenthesis in your name.

[N2CHX]

There is no such thing as an ex-Marine. There are Marines and there are Former Marines. Then there is my little brother, USMC (Ret.). Must be nice to have parenthesis in your name.

This guy kept referring to himself as an "ex-marine." Maybe he was never a Marine to begin with, who knows. At the least, it had been a VERY long time since he had been one, judging by the size of his rib gut.

[KA9MOT]

This guy kept referring to himself as an "ex-marine." Maybe he was never a Marine to begin with, who knows. At the least, it had been a VERY long time since he had been one, judging by the size of his rib gut.

I'm voting on never was, could have not been.

Now as too the other... you have to live life with gusto. I'll tear the hell out of a rack of ribs.... Properly prepared of course! But then, you should see the size of my rib gut!

[N2CHX]

I'm voting on never was, could have not been.

Now as too the other... you have to live life with gusto. I'll tear the hell out of a rack of ribs.... Properly prepared of course! But then, you should see the size of my rib gut!

Yeah, he probably wasn't. As far as the ribs go, I've eaten there one other time with a group of friends. It was OK. I'm not big on barbecue and eating there wouldn't be my first choice, but I don't begrudge anyone who does. I do think it was a poor choice for a first date, depending on how you look at it. Maybe the guy was smart. I mean, when you think about it, people are all about appearances when it comes to dating, and then they wonder why things often don't work out when reality sets in. I'm pretty transparent. You get what you get. I'm a nerdy tomboy. I dress up sometimes but I'm most comfortable when I'm wearing something that goes with my hightop Chucks. I got criticized by my peers in real estate for conducting business while riding a motorcycle too. But funny enough, my clients loved me. Appearances are for church, and I don't do church anymore.

[KJ3N]

Appearances are for church, and I don't do church anymore.

"Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to compare clothing." - George Carlin

:lol:

[N2CHX]

"Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to compare clothing." - George Carlin

:lol:

:mrgreen: Love me some Carlin.

[ka4dpo]

I'm voting on never was, could have not been.

Now as too the other... you have to live life with gusto. I'll tear the hell out of a rack of ribs.... Properly prepared of course! But then, you should see the size of my rib gut!

Nope, could not have been a jarhead, no way. Maybe he just played one in the little theater.

[KG4CGC]

Is that near Charleston?

You're thinking about Fuck A Horse.

[KG4CGC]

Damn, Fuck a Goat, I guess Fuck A Sheep looks very cosmopolitan to you.

Those guys in Fuck A Sheep can all go fuck themselves with a stingray barb! We don't take kindly to Fuck A Sheepers or anyone who brings them up!

[ka4dpo]

Those guys in Fuck A Sheep can all go fuck themselves with a stingray barb! We don't take kindly to Fuck A Sheepers or anyone who brings them up!

Gol danged flatlanders is what they is.

[NQ6U]

I was in Fuck A Pig, SC once. Or is that in NC?

[KA9MOT]

Around here they screw the pigs. But only the ones that get stuck in the fence.

[ka4dpo]

Around here they screw the pigs. But only the ones that get stuck in the fence.

Yep, you need high waders for the ones that aint stuck.

[n2ize]

A couple of PBR's and you're cruising.

Pebble Bed Reactors ?

[N7YA]

Those guys in Fuck A Sheep can all go fuck themselves with a stingray barb! We don't take kindly to Fuck A Sheepers or anyone who brings them up!


I was born in Fuck This Place...well, right outside of there in a hamlet called Where The Fuck Is This Place....but now i live in the twin cities of Fuck You and Fuck Everyone Else.....Nevada....

[KB3ZGV]

What the fuck is this?

http://pics.pof.com/dating/146/23/3d0g1g2x4jb4qwjdsb5txoabe256749757.3.jpg

It looks like an insane bearded monkey

[NY3V]

Is that near Charleston?

Liberate Charleston by Presidential Petition (https://forums.hamisland.net/story/2012/11/26/1164536/-Liberate-Charleston-by-Presidential-Petition)

"...The Federal Territory of Charleston
shall be entitled to establish a unicameral legislative body for it's local governance with representation from single member districts of a minimum of one representative for over 20 thousand population but not more than 31 total members, rounded if necessary to the next highest odd number. This body shall consist of representatives elected for alternating four year terms..." :wtf:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/26/1164536/-Liberate-Charleston-by-Presidential-Petition

[K7SGJ]

What the fuck is this?

http://pics.pof.com/dating/146/23/3d0g1g2x4jb4qwjdsb5txoabe256749757.3.jpg

It looks like an insane bearded monkey

It's a fucking tat.

[KG4CGC]

I was in Fuck A Pig, SC once. Or is that in NC?

Kentucky. You're thinking Kentucky.

[KB3ZGV]

It's a fucking tat.

Yeah, but of what? Are those horseshoes above a heart? Maybe she lives in "Fuck a Horse"?

Whatever the fuck it is, it's ugly

[KA9MOT]

It's a fucking tat.

Sho 'nuff!

[kf0rt]

The Claddagh ring (Irish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_language): fáinne Chladaigh) is a traditional (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traditional) Irish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireland) ring given which represents love, loyalty and friendship (hands represent friendship, heart represents love, crown represents loyalty). [1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claddagh_ring#cite_note-1)[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claddagh_ring#cite_note-2) The design and customs associated with it originated in the Irish fishing village of Claddagh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claddagh), located just outside the old city walls of Galway (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galway), now part of Galway City. The ring as we know it was first produced in the 17th century.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claddagh_ring

Now ya know. ;)

[N8YX]

It's supposed to infer "King of Hearts".

Somewhat out of place on a woman. JMHO, of course.

[NQ6U]

Kentucky. You're thinking Kentucky.

No, it's Fuck A Duck that's in Kentucky.

[KA9MOT]

No, it's Fuck A Duck that's in Kentucky.

Been there. The town motto is: Fuck a Duck, Eat a Quacker!

[N2CHX]

Duck & Sauerkraut

[K7SGJ]

No, it's Fuck A Duck that's in Kentucky.


Ohhhhhhh, that's why it's called a "goose".

[KG4CGC]

No, it's Fuck A Duck that's in Kentucky.

Fuck A Horse is in Charleston, Fuck A Goat is where I am, don't talk about Fuck A Sheep.
I'm Pretty sure that Fuck A Pig is not in either of the Carolinas so that leaves Tennessee because we just recently visited Milk A Moose Georgia and while I had the maps and GPS and Google Maps outs and checking everything against each other, the only mention of pigs in Georgia was Razor Back Snout Shave in the North Georgia mountains.
Perhaps you're thinking about Hog Waller in SC? That's near the GA NC state line and home of the Mighty Mounted Mountain Oysters, single A HS state champs 3 years running.

[kf0rt]

What do the Mighty Mounted Mountain Oysters mount?

[N8YX]

What do the Mighty Mounted Mountain Oysters mount?

Seahorses, of course.

[WØTKX]

http://www.nailheadspur.com/images/P2220202.JPG

[KG4CGC]

What do the Mighty Mounted Mountain Oysters mount?

Usually themselves, or so I've always assumed. Looking at the map I got off the track a bit and found a little place in NY named Go Fuck Yourself.
Hmm, Go Fuck Yourself NY. Kind of has a ring to it.

[X-Rated]

Arkansas is where they really know how to have fun.

http://toadsuckarkansas.net/

[kf0rt]

Usually themselves, or so I've always assumed. Looking at the map I got off the track a bit and found a little place in NY named Go Fuck Yourself.
Hmm, Go Fuck Yourself NY. Kind of has a ring to it.

8439

[NQ6U]

Okay, got it figured out: Fuck A Pig is in Arkansas and I was way off about Fuck A Duck. It's not a town at all, it's a bar near the University of Oregon in Eugene.

Careful with that axe.

[KG4CGC]

:rofl:
:rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[KG4CGC]

8439

:rofl:
:rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[N2CHX]

Wow. :omg:

[KG4CGC]

At least Turd Fest isn't the actual name of the town that holds the yearly turd festival, more well known as the Talladega Turd Festival.
Meanwhile in Louisiana, they have the annual Eunuch Parade in Cut Off every May 12th.

[KJ3N]

No, it's Fuck A Duck that's in Kentucky.

I thought Fuck A Sibling was in Kentucky.... or is that West Virginia?

[W3WN]

It takes some real large, brass, hairy cojones to refer to some of the places you guys have in this thread.

Especially when it comes to a High School team named after Mountain Oysters. And that's no bull! (Would I steer you wrong?)

[NA4BH]

Especially when it comes to a High School team named after Mountain Oysters.

The Fighting Cod Danglers?

They're from Penicillin Drip Oklahoma.

[KG4CGC]

The Fighting Cod Danglers?

They're from Penicillin Drip Oklahoma.

You're thinking of Penis Land. http://www.penisland.net/
Specializing in wood.
(http://www.penisland.net/)

[NQ6U]

The Fighting Cod Danglers?

They're from Penicillin Drip Oklahoma.

Ever been to the Piss Fest, Bob?

[NA4BH]

Ever been to the Piss Fest, Bob?

Yeah, but the Clap Festival is more fun.

[N7YA]

The Diarrhea-Con 2012 wasnt that good this year...a few solid parts, but it pretty much stunk and was too long.

[N2CHX]

Yeah, but the Clap Festival is more fun.

If you've got the clap, I've got


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0

[NQ6U]

Yeah, but the Clap Festival is more fun.

I once tried going to both of them in the same year but it burned.

[NA4BH]

I once tried going to both of them in the same year but it burned.

Sometimes you just can't go with the flow.

[XE1/N5AL]

Speaking of dating sites, I just noticed that my title on The Island has been elevated to "Fertility Shaman". Will this new position involve procreation?

[NA4BH]

Speaking of dating sites, I just noticed that my title on The Island has been elevated to "Fertility Shaman". Will this new position involve procreation?

Are you planning to attend/ or have attended the Clap Fest in the last 6 months?

[N2CHX]

Speaking of dating sites, I just noticed that my title on The Island has been elevated to "Fertility Shaman". Will this new position involve procreation?

Interesting question, as there are like four women on the island to choose from and out of those four, at least two are taken.

[KG4CGC]

The Diarrhea-Con 2012 wasnt that good this year...a few solid parts, but it pretty much stunk and was too long.

Shitfest in the 2011 in the Dayton hamfest boneyard probably beat all shit out that.

[kb2crk]

To the OP.
This site looks like it might be more your speed....
www.farmersonly.com

[N8YX]

Shitfest in the 2011 in the Dayton hamfest boneyard probably beat all shit out that.

There was a reason we didn't attend last year. Wasn't obvious at the time, but in retrospect...

[VE7DCW]

Speaking of dating sites, I just noticed that my title on The Island has been elevated to "Fertility Shaman". Will this new position involve procreation?

My title has leveled out at "Master Navigator" ....... a nasty one to have if you quickly looked at it the wrong way! :lol:

[NA4BH]

My title has leveled out at "Master Navigator" ....... a nasty one to have if you quickly looked at it the wrong way! :lol:

If you were on that swamp show would you be a Master Gator?

[KG4CGC]

Plastered Instigators, every Friday Night at the Island bar. Belly Up!

[N8YX]

My title has leveled out at "Master Navigator" ....... a nasty one to have if you quickly looked at it the wrong way! :lol:

Post a bit more and you'll be known as a Volcano Tamer.

[K7SGJ]

Speaking of dating sites, I just noticed that my title on The Island has been elevated to "Fertility Shaman". Will this new position involve procreation?


Roll out the barrel, we'll have.........................

[n2ize]

Okay, got it figured out: Fuck A Pig is in Arkansas and I was way off about Fuck A Duck. It's not a town at all, it's a bar near the University of Oregon in Eugene.

Careful with that axe.

There is a town very close to home which is called "Tuckahoe NY". Yes that's "Tuck-A-Hoe" New York. Now you can have all sorts of fun with that name eh ?

[W3WN]

Speaking of dating sites, I just noticed that my title on The Island has been elevated to "Fertility Shaman". Will this new position involve procreation?Hell no. No pro's here, we're all amateurs.

[W3WN]

There was a reason we didn't attend last year. Wasn't obvious at the time, but in retrospect...You didn't? Then who did I chat with at the WACOM tent, your clones?

Don't do that to me man. I know I was tired, but I didn't think I was THAT tired!

[W3WN]

My title has leveled out at "Master Navigator" ....... a nasty one to have if you quickly looked at it the wrong way! :lol:Well, at least you're not a Master deBater...

[N7YA]

Shitfest in the 2011 in the Dayton hamfest boneyard probably beat all shit out that.


Aw crap! Thats bullshit.

[N7YA]

There is a town very close to home which is called "Tuckahoe NY". Yes that's "Tuck-A-Hoe" New York. Now you can have all sorts of fun with that name eh ?

Where prostitutes go to actually have a good night's sleep.

[X-Rated]

Shitfest in the 2011 in the Dayton hamfest boneyard probably beat all shit out that.

Well piles of herpes sores. I didn't know you were at Dayton in 2011. They pre-dedicated the Kansas City hamfest to the 2011 Dayton hamfest. They called it the PHD hamfest.

[N8YX]

You didn't? Then who did I chat with at the WACOM tent, your clones?

Don't do that to me man. I know I was tired, but I didn't think I was THAT tired!

2011...we hung out with you this year (2012).

[W3WN]

2011...we hung out with you this year (2012).OH. duh. Gotcha.

Coffee! I need coffee! How do they expect me to function before 11 AM without coffee?

[K7SGJ]

OH. duh. Gotcha.

Coffee! I need coffee! How do they expect me to function before 11 AM without coffee?

Poorly, if you're like many of us.

[PA5COR]

Poorly, if you're like many of us.

I second that....

[WØTKX]

Every morning, I take a plunge...

http://cdn.bimfs.com/WHAS/2461eedf02bdbd61e9a4fae39908af622eb498ab.jpg

[K7SGJ]

Every morning, I take a plunge...

http://cdn.bimfs.com/WHAS/2461eedf02bdbd61e9a4fae39908af622eb498ab.jpg

I used to use a conventional 10-12 cup coffee maker, but changed to a Keurig because of the convenience and coffee doesn't get thrown out and wasted any more. I still use a press on occasion when I have a special blend I have just ground, or when making tea for my wife. They just can't be beat for maximizing flavor. I don't like to use it all the time, because it takes a few minutes to clean up, and I am basically lazy.

[ka4dpo]

I used to use a conventional 10-12 cup coffee maker, but changed to a Keurig because of the convenience and coffee doesn't get thrown out and wasted any more. I still use a press on occasion when I have a special blend I have just ground, or when making tea for my wife. They just can't be beat for maximizing flavor. I don't like to use it all the time, because it takes a few minutes to clean up, and I am basically lazy.

My wife want's to get a Keurig coffee maker. Is the coffee any good? Can you adjust the strength? I like strong coffee.

[K7SGJ]

My wife want's to get a Keurig coffee maker. Is the coffee any good? Can you adjust the strength? I like strong coffee.

The Keruig has three different amounts of water it can dispense through one of the "K" cups. Obviously, the more water, the weaker the brew. I found some reusuable Kcups that I use with the coffee I grind. The finer grind makes the coffee stronger. I also use a bolder bean for stronger brews, also. Costco and Sams Club carry a good selection of Kcups for those quick brew cups when you are in a hurry. They are quick, disposable, and convenient, but at 50 cents a pop, I use them sparingly. As I said, I usually grind my own beans and use the reusable cups as I find I can tailor my brews from bold to mild as desired.

[ka4dpo]

The Keruig has three different amounts of water it can dispense through one of the "K" cups. Obviously, the more water, the weaker the brew. I found some reusuable Kcups that I use with the coffee I grind. The finer grind makes the coffee stronger. I also use a bolder bean for stronger brews, also. Costco and Sams Club carry a good selection of Kcups for those quick brew cups when you are in a hurry. They are quick, disposable, and convenient, but at 50 cents a pop, I use them sparingly. As I said, I usually grind my own beans and use the reusable cups as I find I can tailor my brews from bold to mild as desired.

Thank you that was what I was looking for. We are retired we rarely gte in a hurry anymore but I have to have my coffee in the morning. I guess I'll get her one as a late Christmas present and if I don't like it I can always use the old drip coffee maker.

[K7SGJ]

Thank you that was what I was looking for. We are retired we rarely gte in a hurry anymore but I have to have my coffee in the morning. I guess I'll get her one as a late Christmas present and if I don't like it I can always use the old drip coffee maker.

Well, I, too, am retired and not in much of a hurry for anything either. (Other than that first trip to the head in the morning) The nice thing about the Keurig for us is, my wife doesn't drink coffee, so I can have a fresh cup any time I want one, I can enjoy a variety of flavors, and don't have to mess with stale or cold coffee. I also use it to brew her tea. I just use it without a K cup, and put a tea bag in her cup and just add the hot water. It works great for that, plus we make hot chocolate with it from time to time as well. Since you both drink coffee, it is nice if one of you feels like a cup of designer coffee like hazelnut or french vanilla, or maybe a decaf, and the other doesn't. No cleanup either. If you have hard water like we do from the well, just do a vinegar flush from time to time. I've had this one for two or three years, and haven't had a problem yet. And I make at least 20 cups of tea and/or coffee a day. I see there are some other manufacturers that have a similar product now, and you might want to check out, too.

[n2ize]

My parents have a Cuisinart Keurig coffee maker. Frankly I don't see what all the rave is. They are all extremely problematic, the k-cups come out weak as hell, and if you look at them the wrong way they clog up and stop working. In my opinion the Keurig machines suck,

I prefer an old fashioned metal or glass percolator. Also these days I prefer strong Espresso or French coffee in small cups with a tiny dash of sugar. The old stove top percolator is perfect for that.

[KG4CGC]

My parents have a Cuisinart Keurig coffee maker. Frankly I don't see what all the rave is. They are all extremely problematic, the k-cups come out weak as hell, and if you look at them the wrong way they clog up and stop working. In my opinion the Keurig machines suck,

I prefer an old fashioned metal or glass percolator. Also these days I prefer strong Espresso or French coffee in small cups with a tiny dash of sugar. The old stove top percolator is perfect for that.

Advance to the 19 second mark.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RwE0NjBqTI

[kb2crk]

I would go broke trying to use a k-cup coffee maker. It is bad enough that I have to replace my coffee maker on a regular basis.

[n2ize]

I would go broke trying to use a k-cup coffee maker. It is bad enough that I have to replace my coffee maker on a regular basis.

Go back to using a regular stove top percolator. Trust me, you'll be glad you did.

[kb2crk]

Go back to using a regular stove top percolator. Trust me, you'll be glad you did.

It doesn't hold enough coffee..... I should just get one of those large percolating urns......lol

[N7YA]

I do coffee one cup at a time so theres no waste.

[KC2UGV]

K-Cups: The expensive way to do this:

http://www.target.com/p/black-decker-single-serve-coffee-maker/-/A-14076859?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Google_PLA_df&LNM=%7C14076859&CPNG=Appliances&kpid=14076859&LID=PA&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=14076859

[KJ3N]

It doesn't hold enough coffee..... I should just get one of those large percolating urns......lol

Are you ex-Navy by any chance?

[KG4CGC]

The one I like, you load whole beans into it and water. Select espresso or regular and size. One cup at a time.
The one I have, has a timer so you can be awaken to the smell of fresh coffee.

[K7SGJ]

The one I like, you load whole beans into it and water. Select espresso or regular and size. One cup at a time.
The one I have, has a timer so you can be awaken to the smell of fresh coffee.

What brand do you have?

[kb2crk]

Are you ex-Navy by any chance?

I never joined the armed forces. Does Navy MARS count?
I have always been a big coffee drinker...

[KG4CGC]

What brand do you have?

Joe Dimaggio

[KJ3N]

I never joined the armed forces. Does Navy MARS count?
I have always been a big coffee drinker...

Well, the only guy I ever met who could probably drink an entire urn of coffee, was an ex-Navy guy. He was my boss at work back in the mid 80s and his cup was never empty. Ever.

He also never washed the cup. Said it ruined the taste of the coffee. That cup was nearly black all by itself.

[NQ6U]

Joe Dimaggio

No shit, Joltin' Joe was my father's first cousin--his mother's sister's son.

[n6hcm]

I gave away my Keurig brewer (a middle-high end system). I ended up using my K-cup too often (stronger, better coffee) which took the convenience out of the picture. I now use a French press.

also: the Keurig was noisy as hell!

[kf0rt]

Well, the only guy I ever met who could probably drink an entire urn of coffee, was an ex-Navy guy. He was my boss at work back in the mid 80s and his cup was never empty. Ever.

He also never washed the cup. Said it ruined the taste of the coffee. That cup was nearly black all by itself.

Funny you mention that. I've known a couple ex-Navy guys who were the same way. Both were heavy smokers too, and died quite young (but not in any military conflict).

[ki4itv]

messed that up
I'll try again later.

[X-Rated]

No shit, Joltin' Joe was my father's first cousin--his mother's sister's son.

We had a little eatery near where I worked 7 years ago. The place was DiMaggios. Memorabilia all over the place. They claimed to be cousins or some such as well. The old man who ran it retired and the place closed.

[KA9MOT]

I would go broke trying to use a k-cup coffee maker. It is bad enough that I have to replace my coffee maker on a regular basis.

Me too! I drink at least 3 pots a day. My Mister Coffee has a insulated decanter that I use because I don't like coffee that has sat on the heater too long. I use 3 scoops of coffee for every pot I brew.

[KA9MOT]

He also never washed the cup. Said it ruined the taste of the coffee. That cup was nearly black all by itself.

Your coffee cup must be well seasoned. Never wash it.

[n2ize]

In love coffee not so much for the flavor or taste but for the stimulant effect of the caffeine. The intense caffeine rush really stimulates the brain and gets it into high gear for thinking. I find a small cup of very strong espresso with very little or no sugar works best for that effect and has less of a tendency to leave me with caffeine nerves later on on the day.


Even better than caffeine would be mild coca tea. Unfortunately the country I live in does not permit such a product. So I am stuck with the next best thing... espresso coffee. Maybe that will be illegal soon.

[ka4dpo]

In love coffee not so much for the flavor or taste but for the stimulant effect of the caffeine. The intense caffeine rush really stimulates the brain and gets it into high gear for thinking. I find a small cup of very strong espresso with very little or no sugar works best for that effect and has less of a tendency to leave me with caffeine nerves later on on the day.


Even better than caffeine would be mild coca tea. Unfortunately the country I live in does not permit such a product. So I am stuck with the next best thing... espresso coffee. Maybe that will be illegal soon.

Dude if all you want is a stimulant rush just do some crystal meth....:shhh:

Just kidding.

[KB3ZGV]

Dude if all you want is a stimulant rush just do some crystal meth....:shhh:

Just kidding.

I hear "bath salts" are even "better". Supposedly you can even buy them over the internet.

[KG4CGC]

I hear "bath salts" are even "better". Supposedly you can even buy them over the internet.

You first.

Now this: http://boingboing.net/2009/01/19/how-to-make-smokable.html

[KB3ZGV]

You first.

Now this: http://boingboing.net/2009/01/19/how-to-make-smokable.html

I talked to this woman outside of church a couple of months ago, and you should have seen what bath salts did to her. She said she was off of them for 6 months but she was a wreck. She couldn't even move right, she was all twitchy and had some movements that looked involuntary. The poor priest was new, in his mid 20's and fresh out of the seminary. He kept looking at me with this "OMG" kinda look. I sure hope she got better.

[KG4CGC]

Bathsalts have a half life that is 2 to 5 times longer than meth. So, it could stay active in the users system for up to 5 days. Your brain never has time to rest and reset the tiny brain chemicals. Is it any wonder that people use us bathsalts loose it so quickly?
Chalk it up as another negative consequence of the all important War On Drugs and People.
Bathsalts are a good way to commit slow painful suicide for those that REALLY hate themselves.

All the local and national news outlets have covered this information and based on the outcome of some people that I used to work with back in the early 00s, I'd say that all the hype is 100% spot on. And you thought meth was bad.

[KB3ZGV]

She was really a wreck. She told me she only used bath salts for a year. She still had some of the trappings of a normal life about her. Like a fairly new minivan with car seats for the kids and all. It was really heartbreaking.

[N7YA]

Me too! I drink at least 3 pots a day. My Mister Coffee has a insulated decanter that I use because I don't like coffee that has sat on the heater too long. I use 3 scoops of coffee for every pot I brew.


Wow, Steve! Three POTS a day??? And three scoops per pot??? You're hardcore...that cant possibly be good for you, brother!

I have one cup in the morning and one at night, and im trying to convince myself to give one of them up...but its not working.

[KA9MOT]

Wow, Steve! Three POTS a day??? And three scoops per pot??? You're hardcore...that cant possibly be good for you, brother!

I have one cup in the morning and one at night, and im trying to convince myself to give one of them up...but its not working.

Truckers coffee and lots of it. I'm sure it is not good for me, but I'm addicted. One of life's little joys is that first mouthful of coffee in the morning. I don't like flavored coffee and because so many people know I like coffee, I ended up with a bunch of flavored coffee for Christmas that I'll have to Freecycle. But hey, all the fancy coffee came with some really cool coffee cups!

[N7YA]

No lie, i love my coffee! That just caught me off guard. I guess im a true conservative. :lol:

[n2ize]

Big difference between "bath salts", "meth" and something like mild coca tea.

[kb2vxa]

Trucker's coffee, meth, bath salts? Nothing can match engineer's tea brewed on the backhead of an A4 Pacific if you're into British steam but there's another kind, Polish engineer's tea. The design engineer where I used to work left the bag steeping until it turned to iron, then he finished it off with an ounce of lemon juice and a spoon of sugar. It's strong enough when you can stand a spoon in it and when you take it out the bowl has dissolved. When you can use it as battery acid you know it's done right.

Oh, speaking of acidic endeavors, he ate garlic pickles with lunch. I call them kerosene pickles, I called him halogen breath. Consultations scheduled for morning, after lunch the atmosphere in his office became poisonous. Kerosene pickles and engineer's tea, good for what ails you... the Polish equivalent of chicken soup.

[N7YA]

Engineer tea sounds good....i am lacking a full sized, fully operational steam locomotive, unfortunately.


But the moment i have one, i am all over that shit!! :lol:

[kb2vxa]

Don't stop at engineer's tea, there's fireman's lunch cooked on the coal scoop.

[N7YA]

Damn! Lunch can be expensive!