1947: Roswell, NM

[W3WN]

This clears up a huge question,,,

The year was 1947.

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

However, What you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

William J. Clinton

John F. Kerry

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

Joe Biden

This is the consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jackasses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It certainly did for me!

And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.

[X-Rated]

This clears up a huge question,,,

The year was 1947.

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

However, What you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama Sr.

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

William J. Clinton

John F. Kerry

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

Joe Biden

This is the consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jackasses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

It certainly did for me!

And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.

Gestation for sheep is 145 days. Jackasses have no gestation.

[KG4CGC]

Shouldn't this thread be in Politico?

[w0aew]

It should be in the dumpster.

[KG4CGC]

It should be in the dumpster.

Paper, plastic or cum?

[W3WN]

Shouldn't this thread be in Politico?It was supposed to be a joke. If I was serious, I'd have put it elsewhere.

Sometimes I think we need to remind some people around here (not you, of course, Barkeep):

Lighten Up, Francis!

[KG4CGC]

I'd like to lighten up but the Crimbol candy is large this year.

[NQ6U]

The XYL was born in June of '48. Should I be concerned? It would certainly explain a lot of things.

[KC2UGV]

Ok, I thought it was funny, even with it being a joke most likely taken from some right-leaning source.

[KG4CGC]

The XYL was born in June of '48. Should I be concerned? It would certainly explain a lot of things.

Depends. Does she have more than one penis and 2 belly buttons?

[NA4BH]

Depends. Does she have more than one penis and 2 belly buttons?

That are pierced?

[K7SGJ]

And green?

[NQ6U]

Depends. Does she have more than one penis and 2 belly buttons?


That are pierced?


And green?

Uh oh....

[NA4BH]

You're right, we got us a code 12 going on.

[K7SGJ]

Shit, now who we gonna call?

[NA4BH]

Shit, now who we gonna call?

OUR ONLY HOPE















http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9LLafvdmdeE/TXhIbGBJscI/AAAAAAAAGTQ/zhi2GB8p68o/s1600/cc.gif

[W3WN]

Shit, now who we gonna call?Ghostbusters!

[kb2vxa]

Wrong movie.

[K7SGJ]

Beware of the red flashy thing.

[kb2vxa]

I knew a girl like that once.

[K7SGJ]

Her story is what legends are made of.

[W7XF]

Shit, now who we gonna call?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I

[KG4CGC]

The politico quip was part of my dark angst against society. I'm good like that. Everybody likes me.

[n3aiu]

The XYL was born in June of '48. Should I be concerned? It would certainly explain a lot of things.

Only when the black helicopters come.

[NQ6U]

Only when the black helicopters come.

Hello.

Better black helicopters than pink, APU-equipped Bell 47s.