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This clears up a huge question,,,
The year was 1947.
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, What you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:
Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden
This is the consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jackasses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It certainly did for me!
And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.
X-Rated
12-21-2012, 11:50 AM
This clears up a huge question,,,
The year was 1947.
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, What you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:
Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden
This is the consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jackasses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It certainly did for me!
And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.
Gestation for sheep is 145 days. Jackasses have no gestation.
KG4CGC
12-21-2012, 06:09 PM
Shouldn't this thread be in Politico?
w0aew
12-21-2012, 07:06 PM
It should be in the dumpster.
KG4CGC
12-21-2012, 07:06 PM
It should be in the dumpster.
Paper, plastic or cum?
Shouldn't this thread be in Politico?It was supposed to be a joke. If I was serious, I'd have put it elsewhere.
Sometimes I think we need to remind some people around here (not you, of course, Barkeep):
Lighten Up, Francis!
KG4CGC
12-21-2012, 07:12 PM
I'd like to lighten up but the Crimbol candy is large this year.
The XYL was born in June of '48. Should I be concerned? It would certainly explain a lot of things.
KC2UGV
12-21-2012, 07:56 PM
Ok, I thought it was funny, even with it being a joke most likely taken from some right-leaning source.
KG4CGC
12-21-2012, 08:03 PM
The XYL was born in June of '48. Should I be concerned? It would certainly explain a lot of things.
Depends. Does she have more than one penis and 2 belly buttons?
NA4BH
12-21-2012, 09:43 PM
Depends. Does she have more than one penis and 2 belly buttons?
That are pierced?
K7SGJ
12-21-2012, 09:44 PM
And green?
Depends. Does she have more than one penis and 2 belly buttons?
That are pierced?
And green?
Uh oh....
NA4BH
12-21-2012, 09:48 PM
You're right, we got us a code 12 going on.
K7SGJ
12-21-2012, 09:50 PM
Shit, now who we gonna call?
NA4BH
12-21-2012, 09:56 PM
Shit, now who we gonna call?
OUR ONLY HOPE
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9LLafvdmdeE/TXhIbGBJscI/AAAAAAAAGTQ/zhi2GB8p68o/s1600/cc.gif
Shit, now who we gonna call?Ghostbusters!
kb2vxa
12-23-2012, 12:52 AM
Wrong movie.
K7SGJ
12-23-2012, 11:04 PM
Beware of the red flashy thing.
kb2vxa
12-23-2012, 11:27 PM
I knew a girl like that once.
K7SGJ
12-23-2012, 11:29 PM
Her story is what legends are made of.
Shit, now who we gonna call?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I
KG4CGC
01-03-2013, 03:24 AM
The politico quip was part of my dark angst against society. I'm good like that. Everybody likes me.
n3aiu
01-12-2013, 05:57 PM
The XYL was born in June of '48. Should I be concerned? It would certainly explain a lot of things.
Only when the black helicopters come.
Only when the black helicopters come.
Hello.
Better black helicopters than pink, APU-equipped Bell 47s.
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