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12-21-2012, 01:39 AM
Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' by James Cameron and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton..
One student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories.
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: cost - $29.99.
Clinton: cost - $29.99.
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, and their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bulls#*t artist.
Titanic: In one scene Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined..
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica,,,ooh, let's not go there either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
Bob..VK3ZL..
One student turned in the following book report with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories.
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: cost - $29.99.
Clinton: cost - $29.99.
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, and their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bulls#*t artist.
Titanic: In one scene Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined..
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica,,,ooh, let's not go there either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
Bob..VK3ZL..