kf0rt
12-13-2012, 01:55 PM
Stop me if you've heard this...
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes
over to the counter.
The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark glasses. She
says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this Rod and
reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway...... He
says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and
10-LB. test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this
week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh,
that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is
really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk
could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that
she was the only person around?
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The
woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and
reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck
Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
She paid it and left without saying a word.
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes
over to the counter.
The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark glasses. She
says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this Rod and
reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway...... He
says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and
10-LB. test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this
week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh,
that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is
really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk
could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that
she was the only person around?
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The
woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and
reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck
Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
She paid it and left without saying a word.