Good Day at Church Today :)

[KB3ZGV]

So this afternoon I decide to go to this meeting over at church. And this 30 something woman was there that I didn't know. Kinda cute,,,,

So next thing you know she tells all this tale of her former life as an exotic dancer. It was terrible and full of debauchery, but it was very uplifting so I was smiling from ear to ear. I can't understand why my buddy kept elbowing me in the ribs. I think the devil must have made him do it. I better pray for him.

[NA4BH]

How many $$$ did you give her?

[K7SGJ]

Probably more than was put in the offering, eh?

[KB3ZGV]

Hey, it was in the rectory basement. Stuffing dollars in her panties is frowned upon there. Besides she said she was reformed. I wouldn't want to lead her astray.

[kb2vxa]

Is grinning from ear to ear your way of saying your wood was showing? Your buddy was trying to tell you but you were too enthralled to pay attention to him.

[NA4BH]

It usually costs more to use their rectory. Just sayin'.... :whistle:

[N2CHX]

Being an exotic dancer is terrible? There are a lot worse things.

[NQ6U]

Being an exotic dancer is terrible? There are a lot worse things.

For sure. Should could have been a ham radio op.

[NA4BH]

Pixie dust spreader on the Tilt-A-Whirl

[N2CHX]

For sure. Should could have been a ham radio op.

Or a pastor. Or a banker.

[N8YX]

...in the rectory basement?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSZ77SkAbI8

There can be no replacement...

[K7SGJ]

It usually costs more to use their rectory. Just sayin'.... :whistle:

So that's what they call it these days? I'm so out of touch any more.

[WØTKX]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3416/4576815256_57ab8f7340.jpg

[KJ3N]

So this afternoon I decide to go to this meeting over at church. And this 30 something woman was there that I didn't know. Kinda cute,,,,

So next thing you know she tells all this tale of her former life as an exotic dancer. It was terrible and full of debauchery, but it was very uplifting so I was smiling from ear to ear. I can't understand why my buddy kept elbowing me in the ribs. I think the devil must have made him do it. I better pray for him.


“The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.” ― Robin Williams

[KB3ZGV]

Is grinning from ear to ear your way of saying your wood was showing? Your buddy was trying to tell you but you were too enthralled to pay attention to him.

Nahhhh, it wasn't like that, I could hear the nuns walking around upstairs.

[NQ6U]

Nahhhh, it wasn't like that, I could hear the nuns walking around upstairs.

What's that have to do with anything?

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff187/blowfish64player/Nun02.jpghttp://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x293/Sergi189/sexynun1.jpg

[NA4BH]

He should of told her he was a Ham operator. Chicks dig Hamis.

[NA4BH]

Nahhhh, it wasn't like that, I could hear the nuns walking around upstairs.

That's the way it always happens. You slide them all the dollar bills and then, you get none, you see none, and you touch none. Upstairs or downstairs. Papal law, I think. You can look it up on the internet, it may even be in the Geneva Convention.

[KB3ZGV]

What's that have to do with anything?

Remember taking a shower when you were 12 and your mother knocked on the door and yelled "What are you doing in there?" because you were taking a long time?

Nun footsteps have the same effect.

[N7YA]

Say 450 'hail mary's' and be sure to clean up when you're done.

[KA9MOT]

?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSZ77SkAbI8

There can be no replacement...

That sucked!

[N7YA]

I disagree.

[NQ6U]

That sucked!

Anyone who says that about Frank Zappa is no friend of mine.

[K7SGJ]

All I can say is Wowie Zowie, and I don't even care if you shave your legs.

[KA9MOT]

Anyone who says that about Frank Zappa is no friend of mine.

It is the truth as I see it.... Just chalk it up to taste... I have some! :lol:

[NY3V]

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It is the truth as I see it.... Just chalk it up to taste... I have some! :lol:

[WX7P]

It is the truth as I see it.... Just chalk it up to taste... I have some! :lol:

Yeah, we noticed. Alice Cooper, Commander Cody, Hank Jr or Conway Twitty, that's some FINE tunesmithing, boy howdy. :yuck:

[KJ3N]

Anyone who says that about Frank Zappa is no friend of mine.

Whinny Bitch. I agree with Steve. :yuck:

[NQ6U]

Yeah, we noticed. Alice Cooper, Commander Cody, Hank Jr or Conway Twitty, that's some FINE tunesmithing, boy howdy. :yuck:

Hank Jr.? Hank fucking Jr.?? you've got to be kidding!

Man, if I were King of the World, being a Bocephus fan would engender an automatic prohibition on criticizing music of any kind.

[WX7P]

Hank Jr.? Hank fucking Jr.?? you've got to be kidding!

Man, if I were King of the World, being a Bocephus fan would engender an automatic prohibition on criticizing music of any kind.


I remember when we used to go cruizin' and boozin' all over NE PA when I was in my teens. Stop in Edwardsville at Nicks Villa and pick up a few pounds of Chesapeake Blues, and find a case of Gennie Cream Ale or Rolling Rock (cheap local beer back then), and cruise all night listening to Alice Cooper, Commander Cody, Hank Jr or Conway Twitty on the 8-track. :) Never got caught and never scratched a fender.


https://forums.hamisland.net/showthread.php/24193-Papa-John-Eff-ed-Himself/page3?highlight=ka9mot

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[n2ize]

That sucked!

Frank Zappa is probably the greatest musician, music writer, and music composer of the 20th and 21st century. The man was literally a musical genius. I rank him right up there with the master writers/composers of all time like Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel. In contemporary times there was none better than Frank Zappa. The man was brilliant. He was a true musical genius of our time. He was incredibly innovative and his music encompassed many different musical genres including rock, jazz, folk, classical, and more.

[KJ3N]

Frank Zappa is probably the greatest musician, music writer, and music composer of the 20th and 21st century. The man was literally a musical genius. I rank him right up there with the master writers/composers of all time like Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel.

Lay off the crack pipe, John. :roll:

[n2ize]

Lay off the crack pipe, John. :roll:
Crack pipe ??? Are you joking ? Look at the man's history and involvement in music from his early days right through to his later years and tell me he doesn't rank among the worlds top musicians and composers. I am not saying he will receive the recognition we give to some of the famous composers, many of which I happen to like also. But I consider Zappa to be right up there...

Here is his Wikipedia page for a brief rundown of his extensive talents and abilities.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Zappa

[KA9MOT]

LOL! BTW, FWIW... I haven't listened to Hank in years. No Conway Twitty either. Both provided great Cruizin' and Boozin' music back in the day. Zappa wasn't good even when I was drinkin'.

[n2ize]

LOL! BTW, FWIW... I haven't listened to Hank in years. No Conway Twitty either. Both provided great Cruizin' and Boozin' music back in the day. Zappa wasn't good even when I was drinkin'.

Zappa's music was different. It was not "boozin and cruzin" It's was written to be listened to carefully. It is straight and clear thinking music. It is a lot like classical music in that regard, although much of it is not in a classical genre.

[KJ3N]

Crack pipe ??? Are you joking ? Look at the man's history and involvement in music from his early days right through to his later years and tell me he doesn't rank among the worlds top musicians and composers. I am not saying he will receive the recognition we give to some of the famous composers, many of which I happen to like also. But I consider Zappa to be right up there...

Here is his Wikipedia page for a brief rundown of his extensive talents and abilities.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Zappa

Whatever. :roll:

There are many people with long, varied musical careers that I don't like to listen to. For example, Bob Dylan has done a lot for the music industry, has written many great songs over his career, and has lots of talent just like Zappa. However, to listen to the man "sing" is like listening to nails on a chalk board.

[N8YX]

Zappa conducted the London Philharmonic once upon a time.

As far as Bob Dylan is concerned...his son Jacob is ten times the musician that dear ol' dad ever aspired to be.

[KB3ZGV]

I know Zappa was really a musical genius, and I get a kick out of his humor, But for enjoyable listening my taste is more like this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacvydVrhuI

or

[KB3ZGV]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQZoU7iBYN8

[W3WN]

I don't think there's any doubt that Frank Zappa was a genius, and not just musically.

Thing is, most of his music is not, never was, and never will appeal to the "popular" tastes. Someone weaned on the pop music culture (be it the rock, rap, country, or whatever subculture you prefer) may never "get" it.

[WX7P]

I don't think there's any doubt that Frank Zappa was a genius, and not just musically.

Thing is, most of his music is not, never was, and never will appeal to the "popular" tastes. Someone weaned on the pop music culture (be it the rock, rap, country, or whatever subculture you prefer) may never "get" it.

Look here brother. Don't you jive me with that Cosmic Debris...

[KB3ZGV]

Speaking of Hank


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g9yLvd7G5M

[n2ize]

Whatever. :roll:

There are many people with long, varied musical careers that I don't like to listen to. For example, Bob Dylan has done a lot for the music industry, has written many great songs over his career, and has lots of talent just like Zappa. However, to listen to the man "sing" is like listening to nails on a chalk board.

Okay, what is and what you like are two different things. Mozart was an incredibly brilliant composer. A musical genius. But not everyone enjoys listening to his style of music. I for one can't figure out what there is not to like about it but, different people have different tastes in music. Similarly Zappa. He is a brilliant composer and musician but yeah, not everyone likes his work. But it doesn't change the fact that he was one of the greatest musical geniuses to come along in the 20th century. Much like not everyone may like the music of Wagner or Mahler. But it still can't be denied that they were both musical geniuses.

[KB3ZGV]

Hey, isn't this thread supposed to be about Reformed/Retired pole dancers? How old do you think she is?

[n2ize]

Hey, isn't this thread supposed to be about Reformed/Retired pole dancers? How old do you think she is?

I don't know but she had better keep off my pool table when I am making a shot.

BTW I think she has overdone it with the tattoos. I find tattoos on women to be very unattractive.

[NQ6U]

Speaking of Hank

Must we?

Bocephus is the biggest freakin' loser in a musical genre that's entirely by and for losers. He can't hold a candle to either his father or Hank lll.

[NA4BH]

Hey, isn't this thread supposed to be about Reformed/Retired pole dancers? How old do you think she is?

Is she saying 8 ball in the corner pocket?

ETA: That's one helluva church, by the way.

[n2ize]

Is she saying 8 ball in the corner pocket?

ETA: That's one helluva church, by the way.
Wonder what Pat Robertson has to say ? Is it a church ??

[KJ3N]

Wonder what Pat Robertson has to say ?

WGAF? :roll:

Pat Robertson needs to have a big steaming cup of STFU.

[KB3ZGV]

Nahhhhh not a church in any way shape or form. That's her place of employment. I've never been there. Although I met her step mother while doing church volunteer work.

[N2CHX]

I find tattoos on women to be very unattractive.

But on guys, they're hot, right?

[N2CHX]

Nahhhhh not a church in any way shape or form. That's her place of employment. I've never been there. Although I met her step mother while doing church volunteer work.

Do you always post pictures of people on the internet without their knowledge? Remind me to never friend you on facebook.

[N7YA]

Zappa....

[KJ3N]

But on guys, they're hot, right?

Not to me.

[KA9MOT]

Speaking of Hank


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g9yLvd7G5M

That sucked worse than Zappa.....

[KG4CGC]

WGAF? :roll:

Pat Robertson needs to have a big steaming cup of STFU.

Isn't he smoking the "kind" these days?

[n2ize]

But on guys, they're hot, right?

No. Unfortunately I am at an age where I don't find anyone hot anymore. As far as tattoos go I think people look better without them. But, I would never prejudge or dislike anyone who wears tattoos. If a person prefers to wear a tattoo then that is their right and I say go for it. I hold nothing against them for it.

[KB3ZGV]

My favorite are the ones with the "Christian Tattoos"

I make it a point to point out Leviticus 19:28 to them.

[N2CHX]

No. Unfortunately I am at an age where I don't find anyone hot anymore. As far as tattoos go I think people look better without them. But, I would never prejudge or dislike anyone who wears tattoos. If a person prefers to wear a tattoo then that is their right and I say go for it. I hold nothing against them for it.

I was just yanking yer chain, John. There's only one woman I know who really pulls off tats well. That wouldn't be me BTW, I don't have any, though I've considered a small one just to say I did it. I have more important things to spend money on though.

[N2CHX]

My favorite are the ones with the "Christian Tattoos"

I make it a point to point out Leviticus 19:28 to them.

Ha!

http://www.thetattooedengineer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/leviticus_tattoo.jpg

[KB3ZGV]

No. Unfortunately I am at an age where I don't find anyone hot anymore.

Try some "Kim Hyuna Therapy"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE0Ply_2Xh0

If the music irritates you, just mute it and watch her move.

[N2CHX]

Try some "Kim Hyuna Therapy"

If the music irritates you, just mute it and watch her move.

Does nothing for me. Then again, I'm not really into total girly girls :yuck:

I like women with at least a little punk, nerd and bite to them. Pop singers are at the bottom of my list.

[NQ6U]

Does nothing for me. Then again, I'm not really into total girly girls :yuck:

I like women with at least a little punk, nerd and bite to them. Pop singers are at the bottom of my list.

But, admit it: you'd do her if the opportunity presented itself!

[KG4CGC]

But, admit it: you'd do her if the opportunity presented itself!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk

[n2ize]

Try some "Kim Hyuna Therapy"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE0Ply_2Xh0

If the music irritates you, just mute it and watch her move.
Nope... Does nothing for me. Cute video but she's young enough to be my daughter, or perhaps grand daughter.

[N2CHX]

But, admit it: you'd do her if the opportunity presented itself!

No, I'd let her do me, but only if she really knows how to use her tongue. Yeah, I'm selfish like that :snicker:

[n2ize]

I was just yanking yer chain, John. There's only one woman I know who really pulls off tats well. That wouldn't be me BTW, I don't have any, though I've considered a small one just to say I did it. I have more important things to spend money on though.

I know. I just wanted to make clear that I support a persons choice regardless of my own personal preferences. I consider small tattoos okay. As a matter of fact small tattoos can be nice. What I was mainly referring to were large tattoos where it covers the arms, legs, back, and/or a large part of the body. But a small tattoo on the arm, leg, shoulder... or... wherever the imagination takes it... is not bad at all. I guess my preference is for moderation and being subtle as opposed to excessive.

[KB3ZGV]

Does nothing for me. Then again, I'm not really into total girly girls :yuck:

I like women with at least a little punk, nerd and bite to them. Pop singers are at the bottom of my list.

Cyndi from her Blue Angel days?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNhqimarJNg

You know, I think if I had been born a girl, I'd be a lesbian for sure.

[N2CHX]

Cyndi from her Blue Angel days?e.

Meh.

How about P!nk?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocDlOD1Hw9k


Overly Attached Girlfried (Laina) is really cute:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zOeLRmGVA

[WØTKX]

Frank did great music, compositions like Peaches En Regalia (http://youtu.be/6Rvj3sH4TGA) come to mind.

He did goof one everything frequently with satire and humor.

This ties the whole thread together rather nicely...

http://youtu.be/ufYYOXiEtxM


http://youtu.be/ufYYOXiEtxM