PA5COR
12-07-2012, 06:37 PM
Lucas is an acronomym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices
The Prince's last words to his son: "don't go riding after dark"
The lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they still claim "sudden, unexpected darkness"
Lucas-inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
Lucas-inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
The three-positions Lucas switch- DIM, FLICKER and OFF.
The other three switch settings SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.
Lucas dip-switch positions : HIGH and BLOW.
The original anti-theft devices: Lucas Electric Products"
I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any probl____________
If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.
Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo? It sank.
It's not true that Lucas, in 1947 , tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohms Law. They withdrew their efforts when they met to much resistance.
To owner of a Land Rover: "How can you tell one switch from another at night, since they all look the same?" Owner: "It doesn't matter which one you use, nothing happens!"
During the 1970's , Lucas diversified its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product Lucas ever offered which didn't suck.
Lucas Quality Control often adviced the engineering departement that their designs had problems with shorting out. Engineering always made the wires a little longer.
Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas made their refrigerators too.
Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, Thomas Edison invented the light-bulb, and Joseph Lucas invented the short circuit.
Lucas systems actually use AC current; it just has a random frequency.
How to make AIDS dissapear? Give it a Lucas parts number.
Lucas won over Bosch to supply electrics for the new Volkswagens so cars from the Black Forest have electric systems made by the Prince of Darkness.
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The Prince's last words to his son: "don't go riding after dark"
The lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they still claim "sudden, unexpected darkness"
Lucas-inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
Lucas-inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
The three-positions Lucas switch- DIM, FLICKER and OFF.
The other three switch settings SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.
Lucas dip-switch positions : HIGH and BLOW.
The original anti-theft devices: Lucas Electric Products"
I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any probl____________
If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.
Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo? It sank.
It's not true that Lucas, in 1947 , tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohms Law. They withdrew their efforts when they met to much resistance.
To owner of a Land Rover: "How can you tell one switch from another at night, since they all look the same?" Owner: "It doesn't matter which one you use, nothing happens!"
During the 1970's , Lucas diversified its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product Lucas ever offered which didn't suck.
Lucas Quality Control often adviced the engineering departement that their designs had problems with shorting out. Engineering always made the wires a little longer.
Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas made their refrigerators too.
Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, Thomas Edison invented the light-bulb, and Joseph Lucas invented the short circuit.
Lucas systems actually use AC current; it just has a random frequency.
How to make AIDS dissapear? Give it a Lucas parts number.
Lucas won over Bosch to supply electrics for the new Volkswagens so cars from the Black Forest have electric systems made by the Prince of Darkness.
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